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What Would Your Dating Site Screen Name Be?
« on: May 21, 2017, 06:07:08 PM »
I work with a lot of single and non single highly educated women of all ages. I was talking with a few that are on dating sites...Plenty of Fire and that cheating site Andrea Masson.

Anyways they pulled up the sites on their phones and I couldn't help but notice the screen names of some men.

LargeAndInCharge

LovesToPleaseU

BiggerThanYourHubby23

XXLFITBIT

BuffAndTheStuff


So I asked some of these women about there escapades and they started to laugh. This is what 5 of the women agreed on:

1. All the men they dated stated in their profile they had "stamina" and loved to please a woman and when it came down to it, couldn't last longer that 2 minutes of hard sex.

2. All acted like their penis was bigger than it really was.

3. About 40% of the profiles wanted to know if they had "kick" and some did. When they contacted them through this, the men wanted to masturbate and that was all.

4. The women who had very in shape and well built men, had a very hard time getting an erection and had to continually "pull it" while kissing them. Even then, their erection was semi hard.

5. All agreed that men are just older versions of 15 year old's.


Wow...we're in trouble. We all understand this isn't scientific but it is a good laugh.





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Re: What Would Your Dating Site Screen Name Be?
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2017, 07:17:26 PM »
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Re: What Would Your Dating Site Screen Name Be?
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2017, 07:22:17 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2017, 07:42:28 PM »
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Re: What Would Your Dating Site Screen Name Be?
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2017, 09:55:43 PM »
Food talks about having stamina or pleasing a woman in their profile

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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2017, 10:04:42 PM »
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Re: What Would Your Dating Site Screen Name Be?
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2017, 11:23:08 PM »
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Nah. I dont mention any of that shit. Maybe why i have no problem seeing 2-4 new girls a week or having ourn"1$t date" be me getting invited to their place at 11pm. Lol

Ive seen olenty of msgs the girls get and im amazed any of those dudes ever get some girl to meet them, much less  have sex.

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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2017, 11:25:20 PM »
Nah. I dont mention any of that shit. Maybe why i have no problem seeing 2-4 new girls a week or having ourn"1$t date" be me getting invited to their place at 11pm. Lol

Ive seen olenty of msgs the girls get and im amazed any of those dudes ever get some girl to meet them, much less  have sex.

LOL no I meant my name would be ESFitness.

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Re: What Would Your Dating Site Screen Name Be?
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2017, 12:22:04 AM »
LOL no I meant my name would be ESFitness.

I don't wanna be getting served any paternity test

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« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2017, 01:17:48 AM »
I don't wanna be getting served any paternity test

better you than me, from my perspective!

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