Question about Chris "Don't f*ck me right in the pussy, put it in my" Bumstead.

[Strongmanfan]

He went from winning a pro card in Professional Bodybuilding and competing in Classic Bodybuilding.

Can the reverse take place?

[Strongmanfan]

Myself and Matt C would like to turn pro in that male model category.  Matt C recently won the first round of regionals in the CAASA amateur strongman organization in the lightweight class.  If he wins the second regionals contest, he qualifies for provincials.

But if we both win that wimpy 165/170-lb "male model" category, can we compete as IFBB pros despite having no muscle mass? 

 

[Strongmanfan]

Chris "Don't f*ck me right in the pussy, put it in my" Bumstead.

 


Hilarious!

[ESFitness]

I think it is. No a guy at my old gym who competes are competed as a bodybuilder in NPC but dude isn't fucking tall as shit like 6:40 or so black guy and didn't have to mass at that time. This was a couple years ago or so. And thought that he would drop down to men's physique and get his Pro card back way and moved back up to bodybuilding. The way he was talking about it I guess it is possible.. I didn't really like the dude. Fucker would always ask me for the outlines or routines game plan or whatever for my boot camps and how I trained the girls in my boot camps or booty camps and will copy it for hazel eyes. Laughed my ass off when he got crushed in men's physique. Afterwards he started working with JP Fux to go back to bodybuilding and within probably 2 weeks the guy went from like 305 to about 3:45 no joke. The dumb fuck miscalculated the instructions on what to use and what to take and what not and literally took 10 times the amount(straightnfrom JP's mouth.. He tends to complain and make fun of clients who don't listen behind their backs) of whatever he was supposed to be taking. The fucker like a 6ft 4in Kai Greene dot-dot-dot off-season Kai Greene that is. Not cut just a big black chipmunk. He shrank back to 305 or so when they figured out the mistake.

About a month after that he was showing off on his motorcycle a Kawasaki ZX-14 with I think a 6 inch stretch and a 280 or 300 or rear tire. Usually guns his cars and bikes past the gym with loud loud exhaust sways this is the desert and on his bike he went through a patch of sand on the parking lot towards the end or a brick wall was and his throttle stuck and he slammed head-on into the brick wall lol in front of about a handful of people and broke his pelvis and some other shit. Was out of the gym for about four or five months and came back looking like he weighed about 205 lb and was back up 2 to 60 year to 80 or so within about two months after that

[jannekassen]

I think it is. No a guy at my old gym who competes are competed as a bodybuilder in NPC but dude isn't fucking tall as shit like 6:40 or so black guy and didn't have to mass at that time. This was a couple years ago or so. And thought that he would drop down to men's physique and get his Pro card back way and moved back up to bodybuilding. The way he was talking about it I guess it is possible.. I didn't really like the dude. Fucker would always ask me for the outlines or routines game plan or whatever for my boot camps and how I trained the girls in my boot camps or booty camps and will copy it for hazel eyes. Laughed my ass off when he got crushed in men's physique. Afterwards he started working with JP Fux to go back to bodybuilding and within probably 2 weeks the guy went from like 305 to about 3:45 no joke. The dumb fuck miscalculated the instructions on what to use and what to take and what not and literally took 10 times the amount(straightnfrom JP's mouth.. He tends to complain and make fun of clients who don't listen behind their backs) of whatever he was supposed to be taking. The fucker like a 6ft 4in Kai Greene dot-dot-dot off-season Kai Greene that is. Not cut just a big black chipmunk. He shrank back to 305 or so when they figured out the mistake.

About a month after that he was showing off on his motorcycle a Kawasaki ZX-14 with I think a 6 inch stretch and a 280 or 300 or rear tire. Usually guns his cars and bikes past the gym with loud loud exhaust sways this is the desert and on his bike he went through a patch of sand on the parking lot towards the end or a brick wall was and his throttle stuck and he slammed head-on into the brick wall lol in front of about a handful of people and broke his pelvis and some other shit. Was out of the gym for about four or five months and came back looking like he weighed about 205 lb and was back up 2 to 60 year to 80 or so within about two months after that

Christtttttttttttttttttt ttttt

I I I I I I I I  I  I I  I I I  I I  ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
you know everything and everyone. God forbid you grab one ounce of humility in your life. For a guy who lives in an absolute shithole of a place, appears to own less than nothing and is about as educated as a pencil, you sure are an arrogant fuck.

I will literally paypal a therapist your session money if you go get help.

[Moontrane]

Christttttttttttttttttttttttt

I I I I I I I I  I  I I  I I I  I I  ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
you know everything and everyone. God forbid you grab one ounce of humility in your life. For a guy who lives in an absolute shithole of a place, appears to own less than nothing and is about as educated as a pencil, you sure are an arrogant fuck.

I will literally paypal a therapist your session money if you go get help.

[ESFitness]

Christttttttttttttttttttttttt

I I I I I I I I  I  I I  I I I  I I  ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
you know everything and everyone. God forbid you grab one ounce of humility in your life. For a guy who lives in an absolute shithole of a place, appears to own less than nothing and is about as educated as a pencil, you sure are an arrogant fuck.

I will literally paypal a therapist your session money if you go get help.

For somebody with 13 posts you think you know a little bit about me? Ive seen your sissy ass follow me 2 2 different threads and whine like a little bitch. Why not make a thread with all your other handles and cry about it some more. It's always the same shit from guys like you all two or three or four of them dot dot dot always crying about how it's impossible for me to know somebody or it's impossible for me to have done something or whatever the fuck it is dot dot dot because fucking social retards like you couldn't fucking fathom anybody being any different are thinking need different then you you would assume everybody else is a fucking coward and introvert like you and anybody who's actually done something or experience to something and throws in their 2 cents must surely be lying. I remember a little punks like you in grade school. You guys were the ones wearing Hanes sweatpants to school in different colored dirty socks period and your drunk mom woke up too late to get you up and fix you breakfast on time for school that you showed up in the morning with your hair all fucked up and uncombed. You may as well have grown up on a fucking Indian Reservation hell you may as well still move on a fucking Indian Reservation the likelihood of you idiots having fetal alcohol syndrome is about the same.. Think im wrong? Take a look in the mirror and see those squinty little corners of your eyes. I'll bet dollars to Donuts you morons have them

[Strongmanfan]

Why is someone being mean to ESFitness?    I LIKE his posts.

[SF1900]

I think it is. No a guy at my old gym who competes are competed as a bodybuilder in NPC but dude isn't fucking tall as shit like 6:40 or so black guy and didn't have to mass at that time. This was a couple years ago or so. And thought that he would drop down to men's physique and get his Pro card back way and moved back up to bodybuilding. The way he was talking about it I guess it is possible.. I didn't really like the dude. Fucker would always ask me for the outlines or routines game plan or whatever for my boot camps and how I trained the girls in my boot camps or booty camps and will copy it for hazel eyes. Laughed my ass off when he got crushed in men's physique. Afterwards he started working with JP Fux to go back to bodybuilding and within probably 2 weeks the guy went from like 305 to about 3:45 no joke. The dumb fuck miscalculated the instructions on what to use and what to take and what not and literally took 10 times the amount(straightnfrom JP's mouth.. He tends to complain and make fun of clients who don't listen behind their backs) of whatever he was supposed to be taking. The fucker like a 6ft 4in Kai Greene dot-dot-dot off-season Kai Greene that is. Not cut just a big black chipmunk. He shrank back to 305 or so when they figured out the mistake.

About a month after that he was showing off on his motorcycle a Kawasaki ZX-14 with I think a 6 inch stretch and a 280 or 300 or rear tire. Usually guns his cars and bikes past the gym with loud loud exhaust sways this is the desert and on his bike he went through a patch of sand on the parking lot towards the end or a brick wall was and his throttle stuck and he slammed head-on into the brick wall lol in front of about a handful of people and broke his pelvis and some other shit. Was out of the gym for about four or five months and came back looking like he weighed about 205 lb and was back up 2 to 60 year to 80 or so within about two months after that

Stop lying.

[Strongmanfan]

Stop lying.

Your user names have a similar "feel" to them.

[Dave D]

For somebody with 13 posts you think you know a little bit about me? Ive seen your sissy ass follow me 2 2 different threads and whine like a little bitch. Why not make a thread with all your other handles and cry about it some more. It's always the same shit from guys like you all two or three or four of them dot dot dot always crying about how it's impossible for me to know somebody or it's impossible for me to have done something or whatever the fuck it is dot dot dot because fucking social retards like you couldn't fucking fathom anybody being any different are thinking need different then you you would assume everybody else is a fucking coward and introvert like you and anybody who's actually done something or experience to something and throws in their 2 cents must surely be lying. I remember a little punks like you in grade school. You guys were the ones wearing Hanes sweatpants to school in different colored dirty socks period and your drunk mom woke up too late to get you up and fix you breakfast on time for school that you showed up in the morning with your hair all fucked up and uncombed. You may as well have grown up on a fucking Indian Reservation hell you may as well still move on a fucking Indian Reservation the likelihood of you idiots having fetal alcohol syndrome is about the same.. Think im wrong? Take a look in the mirror and see those squinty little corners of your eyes. I'll bet dollars to Donuts you morons have them

Tell me more about your mother's drinking problem.

How did it make you feel?

Did you feel it was unfair of her sending you to school unkempt? There's a lot of preparation that goes into getting ready for school. Washing your face, brushing your teeth and hair, putting on clean clothes and under garments, being sure you fasten buttons and zippers, making sure nothing is on inside out, putting on shoes, grabbing your book bag and leaving on time. That's not even considering lunch or breakfast....

That's a big responsibility for a child. It's a tremendous amount to remember. Wearing hanes sweatpants would make the process much easier.


You've down well for yourself and overcome much.

[jannekassen]

For somebody with 13 posts you think you know a little bit about me? Ive seen your sissy ass follow me 2 2 different threads and whine like a little bitch. Why not make a thread with all your other handles and cry about it some more. It's always the same shit from guys like you all two or three or four of them dot dot dot always crying about how it's impossible for me to know somebody or it's impossible for me to have done something or whatever the fuck it is dot dot dot because fucking social retards like you couldn't fucking fathom anybody being any different are thinking need different then you you would assume everybody else is a fucking coward and introvert like you and anybody who's actually done something or experience to something and throws in their 2 cents must surely be lying. I remember a little punks like you in grade school. You guys were the ones wearing Hanes sweatpants to school in different colored dirty socks period and your drunk mom woke up too late to get you up and fix you breakfast on time for school that you showed up in the morning with your hair all fucked up and uncombed. You may as well have grown up on a fucking Indian Reservation hell you may as well still move on a fucking Indian Reservation the likelihood of you idiots having fetal alcohol syndrome is about the same.. Think im wrong? Take a look in the mirror and see those squinty little corners of your eyes. I'll bet dollars to Donuts you morons have them

Heres the thing ESFitness. 99% of us dont live in the past like you do and  sit in our shitty little shacks, no drivers license, no car, only looking forward to taking the city bus to train and take selfies at the local gym. Some of us actually have had interesting lives. I could sit here and talk about how I trained with HHH before he was a big deal, how I wrestled the smaller circuits with people who would become huge names in the WWE. I could sit here and tell you all the IFBB pros I have trained with, the one who I sat in his BMW 850i in the Golds Venice parking lot while he did nubain and cocaine and talked about strangling some chick (his fantasy, not reality). I could tell you how when I was younger I went to an elite athlete camp with a guy who went number 1 overall in the draft of one of the 4 major sports. I could sit here and spit out drivel like you do all day, but its the past, and no one cares. Just like no one cares about your stupid stories. Its crazy how you dont recognize that you have become the laughing stock and biggest joke on getbig. Everyone literally thinks you are a loser on this site, and your best bet is to kill off your account and restart. But you are under some delusion that what you say matters. Granted, the amount of sales of steroids you make in private messages with others I am sure is part of the reason you stay. Solid life son, 35, or whatever age you are, mixing steroids in your shit hole place, going to the local gym and playing hero for 16 year old boys, having absolutely no positive forseeable future. Good for you, youre absolutely killin it at life. We are all very jealous.

[Simple Simon]

Heres the thing ESFitness. 99% of us dont live in the past like you do and  sit in our shitty little shacks, no drivers license, no car, only looking forward to taking the city bus to train and take selfies at the local gym. Some of us actually have had interesting lives. I could sit here and talk about how I trained with HHH before he was a big deal, how I wrestled the smaller circuits with people who would become huge names in the WWE. I could sit here and tell you all the IFBB pros I have trained with, the one who I sat in his BMW 850i in the Golds Venice parking lot while he did nubain and cocaine and talked about strangling some chick (his fantasy, not reality). I could tell you how when I was younger I went to an elite athlete camp with a guy who went number 1 overall in the draft of one of the 4 major sports. I could sit here and spit out drivel like you do all day, but its the past, and no one cares. Just like no one cares about your stupid stories. Its crazy how you dont recognize that you have become the laughing stock and biggest joke on getbig. Everyone literally thinks you are a loser on this site, and your best bet is to kill off your account and restart. But you are under some delusion that what you say matters. Granted, the amount of sales of steroids you make in private messages with others I am sure is part of the reason you stay. Solid life son, 35, or whatever age you are, mixing steroids in your shit hole place, going to the local gym and playing hero for 16 year old boys, having absolutely no positive forseeable future. Good for you, youre absolutely killin it at life. We are all very jealous.

[OLKE_TEXAS]

Heres the thing ESFitness. 99% of us dont live in the past like you do and  sit in our shitty little shacks, no drivers license, no car, only looking forward to taking the city bus to train and take selfies at the local gym. Some of us actually have had interesting lives. I could sit here and talk about how I trained with HHH before he was a big deal, how I wrestled the smaller circuits with people who would become huge names in the WWE. I could sit here and tell you all the IFBB pros I have trained with, the one who I sat in his BMW 850i in the Golds Venice parking lot while he did nubain and cocaine and talked about strangling some chick (his fantasy, not reality). I could tell you how when I was younger I went to an elite athlete camp with a guy who went number 1 overall in the draft of one of the 4 major sports. I could sit here and spit out drivel like you do all day, but its the past, and no one cares. Just like no one cares about your stupid stories. Its crazy how you dont recognize that you have become the laughing stock and biggest joke on getbig. Everyone literally thinks you are a loser on this site, and your best bet is to kill off your account and restart. But you are under some delusion that what you say matters. Granted, the amount of sales of steroids you make in private messages with others I am sure is part of the reason you stay. Solid life son, 35, or whatever age you are, mixing steroids in your shit hole place, going to the local gym and playing hero for 16 year old boys, having absolutely no positive forseeable future. Good for you, youre absolutely killin it at life. We are all very jealous.

No no no!

Esfitness is entertaining. Thats all that counts. This is not real life bro this is an internetforum that amuses foks. So dont get all serious about it.

[NelsonMuntz]

x2

No no no!

Esfitness is entertaining. Thats all that counts. This is not real life bro this is an internetforum that amuses foks. So dont get all serious about it.

I have to admit when I see a thread title of certain subjects, I look inside because I always have this feeling ES will have some wall of text relating some Tommy Fanaghan type story to us peasants

[Powerlift66]

LMAO, hilarious !

Question about Chris "Don't f*ck me right in the pussy, put it in my" Bumstead.

[tres_taco_combo]

i am pretty sure an IFBB pro can use that to cycle from Bodybuilding to Mens classic to Men Physique

I few older mens pro bodybuilders do mens classic - darrem charles, stan mcquay. - fucking A classic is getting harder by the day

[ESFitness]

Tell me more about your mother's drinking problem.

How did it make you feel?

Did you feel it was unfair of her sending you to school unkempt? There's a lot of preparation that goes into getting ready for school. Washing your face, brushing your teeth and hair, putting on clean clothes and under garments, being sure you fasten buttons and zippers, making sure nothing is on inside out, putting on shoes, grabbing your book bag and leaving on time. That's not even considering lunch or breakfast....

That's a big responsibility for a child. It's a tremendous amount to remember. Wearing hanes sweatpants would make the process much easier.


You've down well for yourself and overcome much.

Parents dont drink buddy. Seen my mom sip a wine cooler on a new years eve once and my dad drink a margarita at restaurant once.

Also never wore sweatpants to school and always had my hair gelled up and spiked. Probably wouldve rather been late for school than show up like that.

Saw the sort who did though.. Seems they grew up to post in places like this though carrying all that resentment with them.

[ESFitness]

Heres the thing ESFitness. 99% of us dont live in the past like you do and  sit in our shitty little shacks, no drivers license, no car, only looking forward to taking the city bus to train and take selfies at the local gym. Some of us actually have had interesting lives. I could sit here and talk about how I trained with HHH before he was a big deal, how I wrestled the smaller circuits with people who would become huge names in the WWE. I could sit here and tell you all the IFBB pros I have trained with, the one who I sat in his BMW 850i in the Golds Venice parking lot while he did nubain and cocaine and talked about strangling some chick (his fantasy, not reality). I could tell you how when I was younger I went to an elite athlete camp with a guy who went number 1 overall in the draft of one of the 4 major sports. I could sit here and spit out drivel like you do all day, but its the past, and no one cares. Just like no one cares about your stupid stories. Its crazy how you dont recognize that you have become the laughing stock and biggest joke on getbig. Everyone literally thinks you are a loser on this site, and your best bet is to kill off your account and restart. But you are under some delusion that what you say matters. Granted, the amount of sales of steroids you make in private messages with others I am sure is part of the reason you stay. Solid life son, 35, or whatever age you are, mixing steroids in your shit hole place, going to the local gym and playing hero for 16 year old boys, having absolutely no positive forseeable future. Good for you, youre absolutely killin it at life. We are all very jealous.

Funny how a couple of posters seem to follow each other and post the same things.

Playing hero to 16yr boys? Nope.

Selling anything here in pm's? Nope. Far as i know mods are free to read pm's and ive said before feel free to post any pm's of me Selling anything.

People like you form your own little fantasies about my life. Grown men in their 50s doing this. Lol

Laughing stock? Sorry josh. Not everybody here thinks about me or anybody else when they close the laptop

An "elite atheletic camp"? I wouldnt mind the story, but wtf would you be doing there? Lol you're a fat awkward spaz without any atheletic ability. Who would believe you ever had done anything "atheletic" in your life? Much less "elite". Lol. With the vague "one ofnthe 4 major sports" lol

Dude, you're an obese ward of the state on disability because youre emotionaly/mentaly incapable of functioning in society with a do it yourself haircut and nothing but hockey jerseys you get donated from the salvation army. You have a " gf", yet you've been impotent for 6yrs? You know legaly, anybody who actually has sex with you is breaking the law. As being mentally retarded, legally, you're legally unable to consent to sex. 20+ assualt charges? Lol who's really the laughing stock? Stick to your little trainsets

[Strongmanfan]

Chris "Don't f*ck me right in the pussy, put it in my" Bumstead.

LOL!!!!