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2017 World's Strongest Man
« on: May 28, 2017, 05:51:41 AM »
How did my fellow Canadian JEAN FRANCOIS CARON do?  He is from Quebec City, Qubec.  Quebec City is 97% Caucasian almost entirely composed of genetic French people.  Don't Caucasians realize that societies where we comprise the majority are superior?  White people are like hot girls that think they are ugly.  We refuse to accept we are superior at civilization-building, for some reason.

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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2017, 06:01:39 AM »
He's a finalist.  I believe the finale is today.
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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2017, 06:10:27 AM »
they pick things up, they put them down, they occasionally run after picking something up, but not far.

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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2017, 06:22:24 AM »
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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2017, 08:17:42 AM »
they pick things up, they put them down, they occasionally run after picking something up, but not far.
Just like bodybuilding. Except the running part, bodybuilders do 3.4mph on a 5 degree incline for no more than 20 minutes to maximize muscle growth.
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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2017, 08:20:48 AM »
they pick things up, they put them down, they occasionally run after picking something up, but not far.

Don't you have some curls to do with tube bands?

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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2017, 08:25:20 AM »
Don't you have some curls to do with tube bands?
I seem to be doing OK with them, I dont have any muscle tears or any serious injuries at 52.

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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2017, 08:33:24 AM »
Bodybuilders - Fictional strength.

Strongman -  Functional strength.


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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2017, 08:43:17 AM »
he finished 4th, eddie hall won

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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2017, 08:55:45 AM »
he finished 4th, eddie hall won

What?!

JFC placed 4th - that is crazy!!  His best showing yet.  :o

So I take it Brian Shaw was 2nd, and Hapthor was 3rd?

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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2017, 09:39:39 AM »
Bodybuilders - Fictional strength.

Strongman -  Functional strength.


Bodybuilders (sensibly sized ones) =popular at parties.

Strongman = sat with two plates of food sweating at parties..

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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2017, 09:41:13 AM »
Bodybuilders (sensibly sized ones) =popular at parties.

Strongman = sat with two plates of food sweating at parties..

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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2017, 10:58:26 AM »
What?!

So I take it Brian Shaw was 2nd, and Hapthor was 3rd?

reversed

Eddie squatted 700 for 15, unreal.

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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2017, 11:10:11 AM »
reversed

Eddie squatted 700 for 15, unreal.

Yikes.  WTF happened to Shaw?

Did Zydrunas compete?

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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2017, 12:41:29 PM »
Yikes.  WTF happened to Shaw?

Did Zydrunas compete?

Shaw was right in there until the end. The events set up very well for Eddie Hall whose weakness has always been his height, speed, and endurance. Zydrunas appeared injured / flat. There was also less depth this year which helped Hall.

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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2017, 12:52:08 PM »
Squadfather could win this event with ease.
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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2017, 12:35:37 PM »
Squadfather could win this event with ease.

Lol! He would?

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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2017, 04:17:45 PM »
Lol! He would?

You could ask Derek Anthony how strong Squadfather is...

except DA is dead...

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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2017, 06:31:44 PM »
they pick things up, they put them down, they occasionally run after picking something up, but not far.

You left out the part where they shout very loudly while picking the things up, sometimes combined with vigorous nodding...

And then of course, they sit quietly and catch their breath for a while before starting again....

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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2017, 06:36:00 PM »
Shaw was right in there until the end. The events set up very well for Eddie Hall whose weakness has always been his height, speed, and endurance. Zydrunas appeared injured / flat. There was also less depth this year which helped Hall.

LOL - I know you didn't mean it that way, but I read that as Eddie's weaknesses are that he is short, slow and lacks stamina - also he lucked out due to a competitor being injured and it being a weaker than usual field... Haha!

Just kidding BTW - full respect to Eddie  8)
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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2017, 06:44:09 PM »
LOL - I know you didn't mean it that way, but I read that as Eddie's weaknesses are that he is short, slow and lacks stamina - also he lucked out due to a competitor being injured and it being a weaker than usual field... Haha!

Just kidding BTW - full respect to Eddie  8)

Ok, now I'm confused.  Keanu's post is fine, but one of Eddie's weak points is his height?  6'3 is short for World's Strongest Man?

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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2017, 01:33:38 AM »
Eddie
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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2017, 02:01:33 AM »
Ok, now I'm confused.  Keanu's post is fine, but one of Eddie's weak points is his height?  6'3 is short for World's Strongest Man?

No no no my bad.  It was just a v sh1t joke based on a stupid/lazy assumption.. Sorry for teh confuse.. :-\...

Eddie is of course a big dude....  an all the round way big dude......   8)
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Re: 2017 World's Strongest Man
« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2017, 03:03:03 AM »
Seems like Hafthor is destined to be the game's "nearly man".