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Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« on: May 29, 2017, 09:05:34 AM »
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http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/29/us/tiger-woods-arrested-dui/index.html


He went downhill after he got caught fucking all those women / pornstars / escorts..
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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2017, 09:14:15 AM »
Dude couldn't handle losing his perfect son-in-law image

Should have just said fuck it, and went on with hiring escorts and such
No shame in that

He looks pretty shagged in that mug shot....


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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2017, 09:14:50 AM »
;D

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/29/us/tiger-woods-arrested-dui/index.html


He went downhill after he got caught fucking all those women / pornstars / escorts..
 ;D


Not sure why the smiley it's sad if you ask me...


BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods is arrested for 3am DUI in Florida

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/guy-Woods-arrested-DUI.html#ixzz4iU7uchdp
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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2017, 09:16:06 AM »
Damn, doesn't even look like him.

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2017, 09:20:16 AM »
One day you're a golf god worshipped by millions, the next day you are a scruffy, DUI has-been.

Just think... women caused this.

NEVER get married... NEVER had kids.

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2017, 09:21:25 AM »
One day you're a golf god worshipped by millions, the next day you are a scruffy, DUI has-been.

Just think... women caused this.

Well really only his wife, lol.

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2017, 09:23:07 AM »
Well really only his wife, lol.

What about the hookers/escorts who tempted him? 

Women will literally ruin a man.

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2017, 09:28:18 AM »

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2017, 09:30:08 AM »
Not sure why the smiley it's sad if you ask me...


BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods is arrested for 3am DUI in Florida

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/guy-Woods-arrested-DUI.html#ixzz4iU7uchdp
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Why, he's worth 740 million.  They just picked him up and let him leave on his own without any bail.  He'll be fine....he'll go to some "treatment center" or some other bullshit. 
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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2017, 09:30:38 AM »
Still a golf legend though. No one can take that away from him.

Should've never got married though. Should've just stuck with the escorts. :/ Seriously.

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2017, 09:38:12 AM »
BLACK GOLFER ARRESTED

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2017, 09:40:32 AM »

Why, he's worth 740 million.  They just picked him up and let him leave on his own without any bail.  He'll be fine....he'll go to some "treatment center" or some other bullshit.  

That much?  Didn't the blonde Swedish ex-wife take half?

Pretty soon we should see Tiger in a white SUV being chased by the police.

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2017, 09:47:00 AM »
Guy's fall from grace has been brutal.

Beating everyone at golf and being the-good-married-fella to Mr. can't-win-jack-shit and being a recognized scoundrel hooligan. 

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2017, 09:49:54 AM »
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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2017, 09:53:02 AM »
I'm surprised he isn't singing the blues.  After all, they're very musical people.

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2017, 09:54:59 AM »
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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2017, 09:57:37 AM »

Why, he's worth 740 million.  They just picked him up and let him leave on his own without any bail.  He'll be fine....he'll go to some "treatment center" or some other bullshit. 

Then why didn't he hire some attractive girl to chauffeur him around? If she's also an escort, the better for him   ;-)

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2017, 09:59:02 AM »
That much?  Didn't the blonde Swedish ex-wife take half?

Pretty soon we should see Tiger in a white SUV being chased by the police.

He's headed to a major OD soon.  On top of the world to being a laughingstock. Only Vince goodrum can attest.

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2017, 10:07:50 AM »

Why, he's worth 740 million.  They just picked him up and let him leave on his own without any bail.  He'll be fine....he'll go to some "treatment center" or some other bullshit. 

X2.

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2017, 10:13:16 AM »
No Limo driver, Uber. WTF is wrong with him.

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2017, 10:25:03 AM »
How one looks in the booking photo affects public perception.  He should have cracked a huge grin like Bieber did in his DUI booking photo. Nobody is talking about Biebers DUI.  

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2017, 10:25:13 AM »
Then why didn't he hire some attractive girl to chauffeur him around? If she's also an escort, the better for him   ;-)


I have no idea.  He just had fusion surgery so he can barely move.  One thing for sure is that he'll have a chauffeur now for a least a year.  I think his DUI is likely for painkillers though.  Its a weird situation but he could have been hunting for a little tail.


Honestly, the police treated him like an Applebee rather than like a brew.  Fucking Blackie Chan swirl baby has all the luck 
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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2017, 10:35:21 AM »
I'm surprised he isn't singing the blues.  After all, they're very musical people.




Nobody asked your opinion you fucking Casper. 
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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2017, 10:48:42 AM »
This just goes to show that it's always better to make that first call and have your publicity agent present prior to getting your arrest photo taken.

The agent will most likely bring a make-up artist and a hair stylist and then the photographing can begin.

The SECOND or THIRD call should be to your lawyer.

I think Tiger fooked up a bit!

Are three to four calls possible now-a-days?

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2017, 11:00:29 AM »
Meh...he's rich and famous.  A dui means nothing for the rich and famous.