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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #50 on: May 29, 2017, 10:16:32 PM »
"Suspicion," good word.

Suppose whatever traffic mishap, alcohol stench, failed sobriety test and subsequent B.A.C. reading were, in unison, a bit much to ignore. Someone, it seems, grew suspicious.

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« Reply #51 on: May 29, 2017, 11:09:43 PM »
This just goes to show that it's always better to make that first call and have your publicity agent present prior to getting your arrest photo taken.

The agent will most likely bring a make-up artist and a hair stylist and then the photographing can begin.

The SECOND or THIRD call should be to your lawyer.

I think Tiger fooked up a bit!

Are three to four calls possible now-a-days?

Usually you don't need to make any calls for dui. They just hold and release you. Hopefully your cell phone isn't dead by that time.

I've had 4 total. 2 in 05 and 2 last summer. Never made 1 call till I got out.

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #52 on: May 30, 2017, 12:56:43 AM »
Usually you don't need to make any calls for dui. They just hold and release you. Hopefully your cell phone isn't dead by that time.

I've had 4 total. 2 in 05 and 2 last summer. Never made 1 call till I got out.

Just when I thought you couldn't sink any lower you admit to 4 DUIs

You should be banned from driving for life you fucking moron.

were your kids in the car with you?

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #53 on: May 30, 2017, 01:43:33 AM »



Looks like a bit of a Maori / chinky mix.....

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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #54 on: May 30, 2017, 04:32:34 AM »
He should start a Go Fund me to cover his court costs

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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #55 on: May 30, 2017, 05:49:03 AM »
At least he didn't cry in his mugshot.

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #56 on: May 30, 2017, 06:21:03 AM »

Looks like a bit of a Maori / chinky mix.....

Looks a bit like someone with an african-american father (that himself had a light-skin mother) and a mother with a mixed Thai/Chinese/Dutch ancestry.
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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #57 on: May 30, 2017, 06:30:55 AM »
Looks like a man with the breath of a corpse.

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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #58 on: May 30, 2017, 06:32:27 AM »
Usually you don't need to make any calls for dui. They just hold and release you. Hopefully your cell phone isn't dead by that time.

I've had 4 total. 2 in 05 and 2 last summer. Never made 1 call till I got out.

Do you've been driving without a license?  I assume the second time it would be criminal charges against you.  How did you get away?

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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #59 on: May 30, 2017, 06:36:31 AM »


 
Tiger loves him some dem der Blondes.

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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #60 on: May 30, 2017, 06:46:45 AM »
Inauspicious mah nidgis.

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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #61 on: May 30, 2017, 07:02:29 AM »
Do you've been driving without a license?  I assume the second time it would be criminal charges against you.  How did you get away?

if his stories stay true to form.....

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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #62 on: May 30, 2017, 07:04:20 AM »
if his stories stay true to form.....


A second DUI offense is straight criminal charges, driving with a suspended or revoked license, most likely revoked by the 3rd DUI.  He'd be in jail for a while.

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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #63 on: May 30, 2017, 07:52:04 AM »
That Swedish broad should be ashamed of herself for coupling with this filthy degenerate and producing two mutant children.

No wonder Sweden's a soon-to-be Islamic state.

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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #64 on: May 30, 2017, 07:53:08 AM »
That Swedish broad should be ashamed of herself for coupling with this filthy degenerate and producing two mutant children.

No wonder Sweden's a soon-to-be Islamic state.

She was a complete perv.  Remember that she was his nanny.  Which probably means she was tugging on his cock at a young age.

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Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
« Reply #65 on: May 30, 2017, 08:17:57 AM »
One day you're a golf god worshipped by millions, the next day you are a scruffy, DUI has-been.

Just think... women caused this.

NEVER get married... NEVER had kids.

I would bet any amount of money someone talked him into it. "You think the endorsements are big now, Tiger? Wait until you become a family man!"

Crazy life. Crazy story.

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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #66 on: May 30, 2017, 09:20:41 AM »
BAC came back at 0. I bet he's abusing his pain meds.

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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #67 on: May 30, 2017, 09:22:02 AM »
BAC came back at 0. I bet he's abusing his pain meds.

I remember reading a story that there are more DUI deaths now from prescription meds/drugs than from alcohol.


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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #68 on: May 30, 2017, 09:24:06 AM »
She was a complete perv.  Remember that she was his nanny.  Which probably means she was tugging on his cock at a young age.
she is like 6 years younger than tiger, how could she be his nanny?she was A nanny,


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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #69 on: May 30, 2017, 09:26:07 AM »
He's not drinking, doing G.

He loves that stuff

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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #70 on: May 30, 2017, 01:32:42 PM »
He's not drinking, doing G.

He loves that stuff

Did ESF tell you that?

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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #71 on: May 30, 2017, 01:51:00 PM »
What kind of car was he in?

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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #72 on: May 30, 2017, 01:52:06 PM »
if i had to spend that much time playing golf i probably drink the rest of the day too

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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #73 on: May 30, 2017, 03:22:50 PM »

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Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
« Reply #74 on: May 30, 2017, 04:34:10 PM »
she is like 6 years younger than tiger, how could she be his nanny?she was A nanny,



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