You keep playing with me!!!!
Serious: how does one puncture 2 tires at once?
? One of those nail boards to shop cars like in the movies?

?!!!!!!!!!
Or a bad pot hole / drop.
I was on I-95 once and hit a ridiculous pot hole doing a little over 70mph.
The drop cracked two rims. Both on the passenger side. The tires deflated almost immediately.