Melvin Gudrum trolls Amber Rose's bush

[NelsonMuntz]

Sad how people like you see anything... Anything at all that you havent done, as trivial as eating pizza with sugar on it or sleeping with girls from dating site the first thing that comes to your little mind is "its a lie". Some people would rather participate in life, rather than read about or dream about someone else's. Sorry your life sucks.

Believe it or not, I actually think you are telling the truth, 126 girls over 6 years is not unheard of for a dude with muscles and swagger.

Now how many of them were ugly,  fat, or married looking for a swing/cuck/affair can affect your total hot chick  numbers a bit, because no man on earth even a celebrity had fucked 126 girls in a row without there being several being what I just mention at the beginning of this sentence

[SF1900]

Sad how people like you see anything... Anything at all that you havent done, as trivial as eating pizza with sugar on it or sleeping with girls from dating site the first thing that comes to your little mind is "its a lie". Some people would rather participate in life, rather than read about or dream about someone else's. Sorry your life sucks.

Listen, we all know it's a lie.

[Simple Simon]

Lost count about 6months ago.

Really?

From a guy who can remember what the weather was, what weight a Thai receptionist was and what you were wearing, what you ate for lunch on any given day since 1996 that's quite an admittance.

by the way, you have already written that you get at least three women a week. 

[visualizeperfection]

That's a doable number.


I slammed 90-100 or so before I was 25. I also caught a few STDs and had my car keyed, shit stolen from my house, pictures of my dick sent to people I know.

Bitches get scorn bro.

[ESFitness]

Believe it or not, I actually think you are telling the truth, 126 girls over 6 years is not unheard of for a dude with muscles and swagger.

Now how many of them were ugly,  fat, or married looking for a swing/cuck/affair can affect your total hot chick  numbers a bit, because no man on earth even a celebrity had fucked 126 girls in a row without there being several being what I just mention at the beginning of this sentence

Majority were avg.. Or at least attractive to me,& during a period when I felt the need to make up for lost time and just go for numbers. Simple pof and okc profile thatsnwell written and shirtless pics made it easy considering what the other guys profiles were like

[ESFitness]

Really?

From a guy who can remember what the weather was, what weight a Thai receptionist was and what you were wearing, what you ate for lunch on any given day since 1996 that's quite an admittance.

by the way, you have already written that you get at least three women a week. 

So I'm off by 2-4? Or 6? I do a list today remembering faces and when and where and sometimes names (one thing I do forget even if I'm around somebody everyday for a week... Fuck I forgot my last 2 ffs last names and it took 2-3days each time to remember them for whatever reason).

Whole point of mentioning the number was to illustrate the fact NONE of them had a fucking bush.

Don't derail the fucken thread again with trolling.holy fuck

[SF1900]

That's a doable number.


I slammed 90-100 or so before I was 25. I also caught a few STDs and had my car keyed, shit stolen from my house, pictures of my dick sent to people I know.

Bitches get scorn bro.

But this is ESFitness. The man of exaggeration.

[denarii]

That's a doable number.


I slammed 90-100 or so before I was 25. I also caught a few STDs and had my car keyed, shit stolen from my house, pictures of my dick sent to people I know.

Bitches get scorn bro.

joon pays for 6-9/10 chicks to bang, you trawl dating websites for hairy chested mamas with mental health issues. its like some guys eat in fine dining restaurants, while tramps look for food tossed in the trash can.

[falco]

Lost count about 6months ago.

Do you lack the memory gene or were them nightmare dates?

[Kwon]

[Pray_4_War]

Haha, you guys have to play this song.  Reminds me of that ugly whore Amber rose.

[Kwon]

[ESFitness]

Do you lack the memory gene or were them nightmare dates?

I'm bad with names and have to sit down and remember them by face/places/tattoos/car they drove/whatever in chronological order.. Sometimes if I get 1 missed up it throws shit off and I get them mixd up.

[Simple Simon]

I'm bad with names and have to sit down and remember them by face/places/tattoos/car they drove/whatever in chronological order.. Sometimes if I get 1 missed up it throws shit off and I get them mixd up.

thats prescription meds for you

[Bevo]

Sad how people like you see anything... Anything at all that you havent done, as trivial as eating pizza with sugar on it or sleeping with girls from dating site the first thing that comes to your little mind is "its a lie". Some people would rather participate in life, rather than read about or dream about someone else's. Sorry your life sucks.

The thing about that is u could have just said "the girls I've slept with..."

But u start off by saying "the 126-128 since 2011"

Clearly u are looking for attention, bragging, or both. Many people I have no doubt in my mind experienced a whole lot in life but they don't come on here mentioning every detail

U say u used to work out at golds Venice and knew Cormier and others, me too, so I'm sure we have run into each other before

[ESFitness]

The thing about that is u could have just said "the girls I've slept with..."

But u start off by saying "the 126-128 since 2011"

Clearly u are looking for attention, bragging, or both. Many people I have no doubt in my mind experienced a whole lot in life but they don't come on here mentioning every detail

U say u used to work out at golds Venice and knew Cormier and others, me too, so I'm sure we have run into each other before

Like I said, I state the number to emphasize the fact none of the girls have bushes anymore. I could've said 300 girls or whatever. # isn't the point. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with some of you people getting caught up in shit like this. Seriously lack social skills or something. I mention details because that's how i remember shit or tell a story. What the fuck is so hard to understand about that? Nevermind. Don't bother answering. Younpeople are nothing to me. What the fuck would I care about attention from you? Seems most here live sheltered lives in bumfuck kansas and have neverndone shit in their lives.

Far as golds? In was there till bout early 03 or late 02 last time i was there inthinknthey were still raffling away that Volkswagen. . There and marina del Rey world gym. Would see a lotta guys there, dunno why you single out Chris. In fact I think I've seen Chris more in the past cpl yrs here than i did in L.A. so I don't see your point.

[ESFitness]

thats prescription meds for you

Tell me what prescription meds I'm on. I'm curious.

[visualizeperfection]

joon pays for 6-9/10 chicks to bang, you trawl dating websites for hairy chested mamas with mental health issues. its like some guys eat in fine dining restaurants, while tramps look for food tossed in the trash can.

Never been on a dating website in my life.

Thanks for nothing, Deanarri.

P.S. Don't think I forgot about the buttfuckings I used to give you back in the day.

[Bevo]

Like I said, I state the number to emphasize the fact none of the girls have bushes anymore. I could've said 300 girls or whatever. # isn't the point. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with some of you people getting caught up in shit like this. Seriously lack social skills or something. I mention details because that's how i remember shit or tell a story. What the fuck is so hard to understand about that? Nevermind. Don't bother answering. Younpeople are nothing to me. What the fuck would I care about attention from you? Seems most here live sheltered lives in bumfuck kansas and have neverndone shit in their lives.

Far as golds? In was there till bout early 03 or late 02 last time i was there inthinknthey were still raffling away that Volkswagen. . There and marina del Rey world gym. Would see a lotta guys there, dunno why you single out Chris. In fact I think I've seen Chris more in the past cpl yrs here than i did in L.A. so I don't see your point.

I didnt single out chris, I also said "others" as chris and flex are the prominent guys there I remember

So if I ask chris who u are then he should know?

If by not doing shit in our lives mean not going to prison, dealing drugs, on the run and shooting up grams of gear then I guess u win at life  

[ESFitness]

I didnt single out chris, I also said "others" as chris and flex are the prominent guys there I remember

So if I ask chris who u are then he should know?

If by not doing shit in our lives mean not going to prison, dealing drugs, on the run and shooting up grams of gear then I guess u win at life  

Rarely saw flex. Believe he trained earlier than I got there.

[Simple Simon]

Tell me what prescription meds I'm on. I'm curious.

double what anyone else on here claims they are on that's a certainty.
and don't forget to address the "I know Serena" issue. 

[Simple Simon]

Rarely saw flex. Believe he trained earlier than I got there.

hahahaha.....bullshitter outed again.

[The Ugly]

Like I said, I state the number to emphasize the fact none of the girls have bushes anymore. I could've said 300 girls or whatever. # isn't the point. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with some of you people getting caught up in shit like this. Seriously lack social skills or something. I mention details because that's how i remember shit or tell a story. What the fuck is so hard to understand about that? Nevermind. Don't bother answering. Younpeople are nothing to me. What the fuck would I care about attention from you? Seems most here live sheltered lives in bumfuck kansas and have neverndone shit in their lives.

Far as golds? In was there till bout early 03 or late 02 last time i was there inthinknthey were still raffling away that Volkswagen. . There and marina del Rey world gym. Would see a lotta guys there, dunno why you single out Chris. In fact I think I've seen Chris more in the past cpl yrs here than i did in L.A. so I don't see your point.

"You people don't mean shit to me. Can't be bothered with fucking nothings what don't even exist in my world. Don't give a shit what you think, and I wouldn't waste a motherfucking second even bothering to explain.

But, yeah, back in the day, you see ..."

[The Ugly]

I'm with Amber, bring on the bush. First creep who wanted his gal looking preschool down there shoulda been chased from the village.

[Simple Simon]

"You people don't mean shit to me. Can't be bothered with fucking nothings what don't even exist in my world. Don't give a shit what you think, and I wouldn't waste a motherfucking second even bothering to explain.

But, yeah, back in the day, you see ..."