Atomic Blonde ... WTF?

[Simple Simon]

First movie that I recall using a gun like a martial arts weapon:  Equilibrium

Very underrated movie.

Biggest howler of all time.

Huge plot mistake

He was trained to anticipate where people would shoot based on his predicted movements.

All anyone needed to do was aim to miss him and he would have been shot because he would move into the path of a bullet.

dumbest thing ever.

Good film though, apart from that one huge error.

[SilverSpoon]

I said it was underrated (as in I don't hear people mention this movie often and I think the concept is cool), not in my top 25 all time.

After all, when most people go to a movie, it is for a period of entertainment and a suspension of reality.

[Simple Simon]

I said it was underrated (as in I don't hear people mention this movie often and I think the concept is cool), not in my top 25 all time.

After all, when most people go to a movie, it is for a period of entertainment and a suspension of reality.

where did they get all the metal to build the deathstar?

[Beefjake]

where did they get all the metal to build the deathstar?

Mined it. Lots of planets and asteroids to choose from.

[Tapeworm]

Knocked the fillings out of the teeth of 10³⁴² Ewoks.

[Simple Simon]

Mined it. Lots of planets and asteroids to choose from.

why did they leave a small whole the size of a wamp rat in it?

[Tapeworm]

So Luke could brag about how he used to 'bullseye' (kill) them for fun when he was a kid.  What an asshole.  He doesn't even know what The Rebellion is about.  He just likes flying around killing things.  This is our hero?

[Simple Simon]

So Luke could brag about how he used to 'bullseye' (kill) them for fun when he was a kid.  What an asshole.  He doesn't even know what The Rebellion is about.  He just likes flying around killing things.  This is our hero?

You have just described every redneck American

[Elvis_McCartney]

Another NUT job from Hollyweird.  Adopts black babies.  She's already ruined her black son who now dresses as a girl and wears long blond wigs and he's only 6 years old or so.

http://www.bet.com/lifestyle/2017/01/20/charlize-theron_s-son-is-transitioning.html

Idiot woman putting her weirdness and liberal agenda off on her son/future daughter.

[Kwon]

where did they get all the metal to build the deathstar?

Bought it from Mel Tormé of course.

[Kwon]

Another NUT job from Hollyweird.  Adopts black babies.  She's already ruined her black son who now dresses as a girl and wears long blond wigs and he's only 6 years old or so.

http://www.bet.com/lifestyle/2017/01/20/charlize-theron_s-son-is-transitioning.html

Idiot woman putting her weirdness and liberal agenda off on her son/future daughter.

We all know how those kids will turn out, see M Jordans son, or Will Smiths son etc

[Disgusted]

Another NUT job from Hollyweird.  Adopts black babies.  She's already ruined her black son who now dresses as a girl and wears long blond wigs and he's only 6 years old or so.

http://www.bet.com/lifestyle/2017/01/20/charlize-theron_s-son-is-transitioning.html

Idiot woman putting her weirdness and liberal agenda off on her son/future daughter.

WTF?! What's with these fucking weird actors? These idiots need to stick with pretending to be other people for a few million instead of trying so hard to be different in their personal lives.

[residue]

We all know how those kids will turn out, see M Jordans son, or Will Smiths son etc

you mean rich?

[Beefjake]

why did they leave a small whole the size of a wamp rat in it?

The battle star was designed by engineers.
Military people tried to have imput with top end users but they were ignored.

Happens all the time 😀

[hench]

I started watching blindspot the tv series about the woman turning up with tats all over her body. Was kinda enjoying it until the first scene she suddenly started flinging guys around like they were in a Steven seagull martial arts demo, that ruined it instantly for me. You have to suspend disbelief when a guy is kicking multiple arse let alone skinny birds.
Will not even entertain watching atomic blonde

She's pretty but is not aging well at all. And her body sucks.

In the trailers, you can see they're stealing John Wick's use-a-gun-as-a-martial-arts-type-weapon theme, too.

In real life, a broad would posture up to badass/thug number one and instantly be spitting out her teeth and pulling up her pants. Crying.

[Kwon]

why did they leave a small whole the size of a wamp rat in it?

thanks Obama

[SOMEPARTS]

Saw it. It was about as believable as Rambo where he kills like 500 people, and since she was producer just as self serving. Some hot lesbian action though. You guys that are threatened by a movie...

Was going to see Dark Tower but man it is getting killed on reviews.

[Pray_4_War]

So Luke could brag about how he used to 'bullseye' (kill) them for fun when he was a kid.  What an asshole.  He doesn't even know what The Rebellion is about.  He just likes flying around killing things.  This is our hero?

All the Jedi do is fuck things up and then go into exile.

Atomic Blonde looks corny as fuck.  Skipping it just like all the other female bad-ass ninja assassin movies usually staring Scarlett Johansson.

[hipolito mejia]

Is it better than Lou Ferrigmo's latest film ?

[Mr Anabolic]

All these fem-nazi empowerment movies they are saturating us with are a joke.  Women could not survive without men... period.  Men built the world, women simply go along for the ride.

Wonder Woman has been around since the early 40's, so she gets a pass from me.

[Pet shop boys]

Its just a fictional character , a white pretty blonde kicking ass


WoooSHHH    Frankie says Relax

[phreak]

the baddest action stars are female. you just gotta accept it and move on.

White people correctly spell this as 'worst'.

[phreak]

WTF?! What's with these fucking weird actors? These idiots need to stick with pretending to be other people for a few million instead of trying so hard to be different in their personal lives.

They wouldn't be actors desperate to pretend to be someone else, if they were happy with themselves.

[Pet shop boys]

They wouldn't be actors desperate to pretend to be someone else, if they were happy with themselves.

Unless you're a homophobic actor that has to play a gay character .



WoooSHHHHH  TA NA KA

[Fortress]

Now there are 'tards calling for Theron to become the next James Bond.

In what bizarro world am I living?

Yesterday on the radio some cuck had called in to the station to give his review of Atomic Blonde, which he saw with his daughter (terrific) and wife. "I tell you, I wouldn't mess with Charlize Theron!"

Huh?

She's a fatskinny smoker actress who raises children to become severely mentally ill.