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Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« on: June 11, 2017, 09:35:21 PM »
So Charlize Theron is starring in some flick in which once again a skinny-fat broad is kicking every man's ass.

So retarded.

Mighty Joe (Young) should have pounded her into dust when he had the chance.

John Wick would fuck her silly then pump 50 bullets into her.

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2017, 09:42:05 PM »
She was hot in Monster.

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2017, 09:49:27 PM »
For once, I agree.

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2017, 11:10:12 PM »
She's pretty but is not aging well at all. And her body sucks.

In the trailers, you can see they're stealing John Wick's use-a-gun-as-a-martial-arts-type-weapon theme, too.

In real life, a broad would posture up to badass/thug number one and instantly be spitting out her teeth and pulling up her pants. Crying.


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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2017, 01:02:10 AM »
maybe a movie based on a comic isnt supposed to be taken seriously?

for more realistic movies i recommend blade 2 where wesley snipes kills 77 people in total.

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2017, 02:07:53 AM »
She's pretty but is not aging well at all. And her body sucks.

In the trailers, you can see they're stealing John Wick's use-a-gun-as-a-martial-arts-type-weapon theme, too.

In real life, a broad would posture up to badass/thug number one and instantly be spitting out her teeth and pulling up her pants. Crying.



Legit LMAO!

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2017, 03:01:03 AM »
I had quite enough of this phony girl power shit.

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2017, 03:04:43 AM »
next they will be making ghostbusters with an all female cast
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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2017, 06:38:38 AM »
next they will be making ghostbusters with an all female cast
Or even worse a skinny jewess that is a superhero

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2017, 06:41:44 AM »
when you look at what women can lift in the gym its ridiculously little

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2017, 07:21:12 AM »
Why not it's been a few years since the last Nikita adaptation.  ::)

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2017, 07:25:18 AM »
 Yahoo is making a big deal out of how Wonder Woman bested Tom Cruise at the box office this weekend. It's only because The Mummy sucks.

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2017, 07:40:20 AM »
She's pretty but is not aging well at all. And her body sucks.

In the trailers, you can see they're stealing John Wick's use-a-gun-as-a-martial-arts-type-weapon theme, too.

In real life, a broad would posture up to badass/thug number one and instantly be spitting out her teeth and pulling up her pants. Crying.



what??? gun-fu was invented by Chow Yun-fat. shit even in america, jolie was doing it in the early 90's in the tomb raider movie, so did hit girl in the kick ass

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2017, 08:17:24 AM »
maybe a movie based on a comic isnt supposed to be taken seriously?

for more realistic movies i recommend blade 2 where wesley snipes kills 77 people in total.

A "daywalker" (half man/half vampire that can walk in the light similar to Vlad) killing 77 vampires within 86 minutes is more realistic than a woman getting uppity to thug number one without getting her teeth kicked out.

What's next? An all female ghostbuster-team???
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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2017, 08:28:47 AM »
the baddest action stars are female. you just gotta accept it and move on.

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2017, 08:54:10 AM »
the baddest action stars are female. you just gotta accept it and move on.

You're not becoming a feminist on us are ya rbb?
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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2017, 09:03:06 AM »
someone has to stand up for women around here!

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2017, 12:34:52 PM »
maybe a movie based on a comic isnt supposed to be taken seriously?

for more realistic movies i recommend blade 2 where wesley snipes kills 77 people in total.

Or second Rambo movie. In which Sylvester Stallone has a total of 147 words of dialogue.
Body count around the same, I'd guess?

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2017, 12:36:37 PM »
nah just 51

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2017, 12:44:59 PM »
The only thing Theron is good for is the two second nudie shot in that movie starring Reeves and Pacino.

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2017, 12:46:51 PM »
not uncommon that men feel threaten by amazon women


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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2017, 12:47:01 PM »
I will not be watching it.  :(

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2017, 12:48:55 PM »
"Charlize Theron is the hero we need right now: As devilishly self-serving and smooth as Bond, as physically dynamic and stoic as Wick, Lorraine is confidently equipped to join the legacy of great movie action heroes and she doesn’t need your permission to do it."

"When you’re not shaking your head at Theron’s glass-crunching gymnastics, you’re probably soaking up Leitch’s emerald-lensed atmospheres, Luhrmann-esque set pieces, and the sensual lighting that could give Nicolas Winding Refn a seizure or two. That’s all without saying a single thing about its fabulous soundtrack."

"Oscillating between the relentless energy of “John Wick” and the dense plotting of a John Le Carré novel, Atomic Blonde never quite finds a happy medium between the two. But when Theron goes back to kicking ass, nothing else matters."

"Though the film adamantly favors style over substance, there’s more than enough style in every scene to make the film work, thanks in no small part to lush visuals, smart choreography, and extreme commitment on the part of Theron."

"Atomic Blonde strikes a deafening blow thanks to enjoyable characters, furious fight-play and Charlize Theron’s brand of screen command. She’s always in control, whether toying with feminine wilds or slugging another glass of Stoli on the rocks."

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2017, 01:00:28 PM »
I'd love to see who wrote those reviews. Like, pics.

Hundred bucks they're all cuck fagboys and feminist uglies with fatceps.

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Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2017, 01:09:14 PM »
First movie that I recall using a gun like a martial arts weapon:  Equilibrium



Very underrated movie.