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JimmyJam1974

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Shark bites mud shark
« on: June 13, 2017, 11:53:57 AM »
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Re: Shark bites mud shark
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2017, 12:25:43 PM »

forever tainted, who want to get attacked by that shark now :-\
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Re: Shark bites mud shark
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2017, 12:50:29 PM »
"I hope and I know that it's going to change people's lives, because you can't hear this story and not see God in it."

People actually think like this? Oh God sent that shark to eat my arm, but he let me live. What a swell guy!
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Re: Shark bites mud shark
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2017, 01:16:22 PM »
This thread has just jumped the shark!!  :D
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Re: Shark bites mud shark
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2017, 01:41:23 PM »
praying?

Gods already made it pretty clear how much he gives a fuck for this bimbo...he knew the shark was going to bite her arm off and did fuck all about it.

Its like when people say they are praying for a sick relative, FFS God gave them the illness in the first place.
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Re: Shark bites mud shark
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2017, 01:42:44 PM »
Wouldn't have happened if he was dating a black woman, because most black women don't like going in the water.
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Re: Shark bites mud shark
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2017, 04:46:53 PM »
Lmao


I saw this one the news and knew GB would have a thread devoted to her






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Re: Shark bites mud shark
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2017, 04:54:25 PM »
I couldn't fuck a woman with a stump because I'm a bad person.
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Marty Champions

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Re: Shark bites mud shark
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2017, 05:23:37 PM »
shell b in better positon now 4 doggy style
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Re: Shark bites mud shark
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2017, 05:31:57 PM »
Quote from: Marty Champions on June 13, 2017, 05:23:37 PM
shell b in better positon now 4 doggy style

Wouldn't it be the same as bumping onto a table with only three legs??....I mean how would the negro doggy style her with that stump?...With every thrust, she'd be going off balance!....Things that make you go Hmmmm?

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Re: Shark bites mud shark
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2017, 06:11:12 PM »
Quote from: Chidoman on June 13, 2017, 05:31:57 PM
Wouldn't it be the same as bumping onto a table with only three legs??....I mean how would the negro doggy style her with that stump?...With every thrust, she'd be going off balance!....Things that make you go Hmmmm?

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Re: Shark bites mud shark
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2017, 06:20:05 PM »
Quote from: Marty Champions on June 13, 2017, 06:11:12 PM
ass up face down

Or just rest it on the back of the couch.
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Re: Shark bites mud shark
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2017, 06:43:20 PM »
Jenny Diver seen them pearly whites.
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Re: Shark bites mud shark
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2017, 11:19:57 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on June 13, 2017, 04:54:25 PM
I couldn't fuck a woman with a stump because I'm a bad person.
You just fist them with your whole arm?
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Re: Shark bites mud shark
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2017, 08:13:28 AM »
Sure.  But not if she had a stump.
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Re: Shark bites mud shark
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2017, 08:19:36 AM »
Let's hope it was not her stroking arm.
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