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have you considered changing your first name?
« on: June 15, 2017, 05:07:23 AM »
there's some cool rocking names out there and we can chose a new one if we're not happy with the one we got

sometimes thats all it takes in life, an awesome first name... you will feel different, act different, people will treat you different... if your life isnt working for you, a change of name might be all you need!

here's some suggestions:

bodhi - very spiritual, swayze in point break. you rock that name and girls will think youre one deep spiritual dude, in contact with mother nature, yourself, your body...

dmitri - mysterious name, one dj is dmitri from paris i think he's called, think about that name... DMITRI FROM PARIS... thats some mysterious shit.

bear - you got the physique for it, the beard? might as well get the name. girls will love it, you're their big teddybear!! someone to rely on, someone that will keep them warm in the winter... strong! powerful! BEAR!

otis - short, nice ring to it... otis redding... thats a bad ass name, might even be a pimp name, think some tarantino samuel l jackson type  character... OTIS... not sure you can rock that being a white dude though.

bowie - with the death of david bowie this name is sure to catch on, but why wait for the next generation? you can get that name RIGHT NOW... also name of the bowie knife... that's a rare combination of adventure and pop star icon in one.

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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2017, 05:11:07 AM »
some great bodybuilder names out there... you may never be on a olympia stage but you can have the NAME of a mr olympia contestant...

DEXTER...

RONNIE...

JAY...

ARNOLD...

KAI...

SERGIO...

which getbigger will be first to change his firstname in honor of a bodybuilder? will getbig's ron be called RONNIE from now on?

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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2017, 06:12:15 AM »
Ralph- classic name making a comeback

Joey, Jimmy, Johnny- a fun twist on the traditional boring standards. Adding a y makes you the life of the party.

Junior/JR- when one isnt enough. This name says you carry an important lineage and that you're an improvement on the original. Also initials in general suggest that you're a man in control, you don't need a name you know who you are.

Lil' - this prefix isn't reserved for rappers anymore. Lil' will strengthen any name from Daniel to Ryan. The connotations imply a zest for life.

Dr.- nothing screams success and focus like adding the title of doctor to your name. Instant respect and honor is given whether your name is Steven or LaDarius.  This name change is a life changer.

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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2017, 07:35:43 AM »
No

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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2017, 07:45:19 AM »
Maybe to:

Marty

Lobliner

Senior

Guru

Pastrami

Ebola

Otis

Mel (after Tormé, not Melvin Gudrunas Savickas)
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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2017, 07:52:47 AM »

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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2017, 08:23:41 AM »
Thought of changing it to "Big" at one time.

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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2017, 11:38:21 AM »
I'm going to change my name to one of those ridiculous names that black people name their kids, like Delontavious or something. 

I should probably hyphenate the last name too just so everyone knows that my father walked out on me.

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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2017, 02:43:07 PM »
Thought of changing it to "Big" at one time.
Was "Ancient" already taken?

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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2017, 02:45:40 PM »
I'm going to change my name to one of those ridiculous names that black people name their kids, like Delontavious or something. 

I should probably hyphenate the last name too just so everyone knows that my father walked out on me.
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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2017, 02:50:16 PM »
Was "Ancient" already taken?

Calm down, Caitlyn

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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2017, 02:53:02 PM »
Calm down, Caitlyn

Caitlyn Shizzo! Great name!
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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2017, 02:56:03 PM »
Caitlyn Shizzo! Great name!
Oh really? Let's give you a fashionable Muslim Name: Muhammad Bin Making Shit Threads.

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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2017, 02:56:46 PM »
yes i have, multiple times - really dont like my first name

but after almost 40 years i dont care too much anymore  ;D

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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2017, 03:00:50 PM »
yes i have, multiple times - really dont like my first name

but after almost 40 years i dont care too much anymore  ;D

How about Delontavius? :D
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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2017, 03:01:02 PM »
Oh really? Let's give you a fashionable Muslim Name: Muhammad Bin Making Shit Threads.


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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2017, 03:10:29 PM »
GASPARI in his prime



He actually looks quite aesthetic there.


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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2017, 03:55:13 PM »
Yes I have and it's a legal pain in the ass so I stopped.  You need a lawyer.  Put ads in papers for a few weeks showing the name change.  then the hard part is changing your info with banks, credit cards, your house lein, cars, passport, license, family trusts, etc....  Fucking pain and can take years to get everything finally changed over.

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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2017, 04:18:09 PM »
Yes I have and it's a legal pain in the ass so I stopped.  You need a lawyer.  Put ads in papers for a few weeks showing the name change.  then the hard part is changing your info with banks, credit cards, your house lein, cars, passport, license, family trusts, etc....  Fucking pain and can take years to get everything finally changed over.

They called you Caitlyn?

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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2017, 04:19:46 PM »
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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2017, 07:07:45 PM »
Never.

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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2017, 08:54:13 PM »
Thank God for middle names.  ???
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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2017, 09:04:04 PM »
Never.

I was getting nervous, glad you're still around creepy.

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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2017, 11:20:07 PM »
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Re: have you considered changing your first name?
« Reply #24 on: June 16, 2017, 02:24:25 AM »