Last time I was in prison, I was in (roomie) with the great, great, great grandson of Adolph.
He gave me all sorts of collectibles, I traded him some Test and D-Bol for a million dollar collectible german pistol.
He then set me up with his sister once I got out, who shaved her pie like Adolph's stache. So I hit it.
After we attended some white power rallies together, she ended up moving back to Germany, then I went back to jail for another stint...
Good times, good times...