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Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« on: June 28, 2017, 04:46:05 AM »


https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4580836/amp/Human-Ken-Doll-Rodrigo-Alves-dead-ringer-Daniel-Craig.html
Just came across this, disgusting,  not sure what I'm looking at. Article claims he has to work at this"impressive physique" and is a dead ringer for Daniel Craig as he walks out the sea

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2017, 04:55:07 AM »
That face is more beatable than Mickey Rourke & Mike O'Hearn together

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2017, 05:23:57 AM »
He looks like a transexuall.

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2017, 05:28:18 AM »
If this was a girl you'd all be tripping over your dicks to get a piece.

Vicious double standard.  ;D

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2017, 05:31:20 AM »
If this was a girl you'd all be tripping over your dicks to get a piece.

Vicious double standard.  ;D

Holding men and women to the same standards is ludicrous.

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2017, 05:39:50 AM »
Holding men and women to the same standards is ludicrous.

Vanity transcends gender.

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2017, 06:33:39 AM »
Got that right,  his face looks painful.
That face is more beatable than Mickey Rourke & Mike O'Hearn together

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2017, 06:36:26 AM »
Holding men and women to the same standards is ludicrous.

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2017, 08:19:07 AM »
nice specimen of Bagofsmashedis Assholis  8)

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2017, 08:21:58 AM »
Wasted dollars on making him look like a lump of shit

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2017, 08:25:28 AM »
Every woman's dream. ::)

Does he cooks and cleans.

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2017, 08:31:22 AM »
Would have been so much easier to diet & train rather than resort to plastic surgery

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2017, 09:09:36 AM »
Plastic Person Of Peace

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2017, 09:24:26 AM »
Looks like he's had ab etching and pec implants.

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2017, 10:58:06 AM »
No legs = no life.

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2017, 11:28:27 AM »
Disgusting creature, deserves his face repeatedly stamped on by someone wearing golf spike shoes

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2017, 11:56:04 AM »
And risk staining a perfectly good pair of shoes!  >:(
Disgusting creature, deserves his face repeatedly stamped on by someone wearing golf spike shoes

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2017, 12:15:26 PM »
Never heard of that guy.
But the ORIGINAL "real life Ken doll" is Justin Jedlica.
He's way sexier too.
He's had close to 500 operations to look like this--but at least he's still cute.

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2017, 12:23:52 PM »
Never heard of that guy.
But the ORIGINAL "real life Ken doll" is Justin Jedlica.
He's way sexier too.
He's had close to 500 operations to look like this--but at least he's still cute.


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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2017, 12:44:31 PM »
That's crazy, I'm watching a program right now called Botched featuring this guy
Never heard of that guy.
But the ORIGINAL "real life Ken doll" is Justin Jedlica.
He's way sexier too.
He's had close to 500 operations to look like this--but at least he's still cute.


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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2017, 12:56:32 PM »
Ken is much handsomer than this fellow.

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2017, 01:00:23 PM »
Never heard of that guy.
But the ORIGINAL "real life Ken doll" is Justin Jedlica.
He's way sexier too.
He's had close to 500 operations to look like this--but at least he's still cute.

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2017, 01:12:50 PM »
Eye roll indeed. He's far from cute, like some sort of creature
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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2017, 08:46:44 PM »
Primemuscle is not dead?  ???

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Re: Rodrigo alves, the human Ken doll
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2017, 08:53:33 PM »
Epic mental illness.

The doc should inject some lethal cocktail during his next procedure.