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Jamaal

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Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« on: June 28, 2017, 11:07:28 AM »
Since everything; here's what I have done.

1) picked up a new hobby for the past two months
2) went on a month long bender
3) met new people
4) improved physique
5) purchased a new car
6) purchased new clothes
7) volunteered time to the elderly
8) travelled
9) contemplated the meaning of life and what it's actually worth
10) posted on Getbig

Now. I am at the end of my rope - can't figure out what else there really is to do; as this nagging recurring pain creeps in.

Just an update.

PS. No this isn't Facebook
PSS. I'm guessing there will be remarks regarding typical Getbig banter


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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2017, 11:23:25 AM »
These replies should be good lol. Will check back later.

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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2017, 11:24:22 AM »
Jesus Christ what are U even talking about?
No one remembers your story or situation
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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2017, 11:32:10 AM »
When ever I get a bit sick of things I just think to myself "Shizzo hasnt had sex, ever"

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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2017, 11:40:43 AM »
the true meaning of life. ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2017, 12:27:43 PM »
11) Created a getbig gimmick account.  :D

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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2017, 12:32:31 PM »
Jesus Christ what are U even talking about?
No one remembers your story or situation
This. You're very forgettable
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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2017, 12:33:59 PM »
Since everything; here's what I have done.

1) picked up a new hobby for the past two months
2) went on a month long bender
3) met new people
4) improved physique
5) purchased a new car
6) purchased new clothes
7) volunteered time to the elderly
8) travelled
9) contemplated the meaning of life and what it's actually worth
10) posted on Getbig

Now. I am at the end of my rope - can't figure out what else there really is to do; as this nagging recurring pain creeps in.

Just an update.

PS. No this isn't Facebook
PSS. I'm guessing there will be remarks regarding typical Getbig banter



Check....repeat.

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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2017, 01:31:29 PM »
Bro get the fuck out of dodge. Liquidate everything you own, join the PeaceCorps, work in a foreign country helping youth or possibly agriculture working on farms in Thailand, Mexico, Panama, wherever you choose. You'll be gone for a year, live free of charge see what life's really about, explore, adventure, get some new perspective on things, log off from all social media and just let loose dude!

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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2017, 01:35:27 PM »
Since everything; here's what I have done.

1) picked up a new hobby for the past two months
2) went on a month long bender
3) met new people
4) improved physique
5) purchased a new car
6) purchased new clothes
7) volunteered time to the elderly
8) travelled
9) contemplated the meaning of life and what it's actually worth
10) posted on Getbig

Now. I am at the end of my rope - can't figure out what else there really is to do; as this nagging recurring pain creeps in.

Just an update.

PS. No this isn't Facebook
PSS. I'm guessing there will be remarks regarding typical Getbig banter



What do you mean with "met new people".

Said hello to random people when taking a stroll or?
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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2017, 01:39:12 PM »
Since everything; here's what I have done.

1) picked up a new hobby for the past two months
2) went on a month long bender
3) met new people
4) improved physique
5) purchased a new car
6) purchased new clothes
7) volunteered time to the elderly
8) travelled
9) contemplated the meaning of life and what it's actually worth
10) posted on Getbig

Now. I am at the end of my rope - can't figure out what else there really is to do; as this nagging recurring pain creeps in.

Just an update.

PS. No this isn't Facebook
PSS. I'm guessing there will be remarks regarding typical Getbig banter



PM esfitness and arrange a couple of days with him, life will be one long adventure and staying alive will be your only worry, go for it...

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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2017, 01:43:22 PM »
What do you mean with "met new people".

Said hello to random people when taking a stroll or?

Brutal  ;D
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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2017, 05:06:38 PM »
When ever I get a bit sick of things I just think to myself "Shizzo hasnt had sex, ever"

Made me chuckle. Thanks mate

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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2017, 05:46:33 PM »
This. You're very forgettable

That's ok. I wasn't intending on being a legend on here. Usually those who are memorable posters are controversial. Just came on here to contribute and chat with (mostly) like minded health conscious individuals

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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2017, 11:30:14 PM »
Check out Nicaragua.  I hear it's the safest country in Central America.  Maybe you'll like it and decide to set your roots down there and start a new life.  What happened to you anyway?  You'll have to forgive me, I tend to ignore anyone named Jamaal.

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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2017, 12:08:21 AM »
Since everything; here's what I have done.

1) picked up a new hobby for the past two months
2) went on a month long bender
3) met new people
4) improved physique
5) purchased a new car
6) purchased new clothes
7) volunteered time to the elderly
8) travelled
9) contemplated the meaning of life and what it's actually worth
10) posted on Getbig

Now. I am at the end of my rope - can't figure out what else there really is to do; as this nagging recurring pain creeps in.

Just an update.

PS. No this isn't Facebook
PSS. I'm guessing there will be remarks regarding typical Getbig banter




So you are a moron, too stupid to enjoy life? Sell all your belongings, go to Africa, find a remote village of native people, buy a hut and stay there. 5 to 10 years should be enough for you to appreciate what you once have..

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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2017, 09:51:50 AM »

So you are a moron, too stupid to enjoy life? Sell all your belongings, go to Africa, find a remote village of native people, buy a hut and stay there. 5 to 10 years should be enough for you to appreciate what you once have..

I liquidated all I own except home and car.

Travels to other poverty ridden countries are in the works...

I truly hope this can help my situation. It's bleak.

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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2017, 10:06:29 AM »
Will these gimmicks never end?   

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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2017, 10:25:24 AM »
Will these gimmicks never end?   

::)

I'm not a gimmick. Ask me whatever you want. You'll see quickly.

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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2017, 10:27:43 AM »
There is one thing you haven't tried.

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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2017, 10:32:57 AM »
Since everything; here's what I have done.

1) picked up a new hobby for the past two months
2) went on a month long bender
3) met new people
4) improved physique
5) purchased a new car
6) purchased new clothes
7) volunteered time to the elderly
8) travelled
9) contemplated the meaning of life and what it's actually worth
10) posted on Getbig

Now. I am at the end of my rope - can't figure out what else there really is to do; as this nagging recurring pain creeps in.

Just an update.

PS. No this isn't Facebook
PSS. I'm guessing there will be remarks regarding typical Getbig banter


Step 1.) Get religion
Step 2.) Fly to Denver and get stone for a week and think about the meaning of life. Write everything down.
Step 3.) Compile everything to wrote down into a book
step 4.) Start a webpage, youtube channel, and sell book on amazon
Step 4.) Buy cheap land in the middle of no where.
step 5.) Start cult
step 6.) bang 5 women a night
step 7.) Profit!

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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2017, 10:37:52 AM »
Step 1.) Get religion
Step 2.) Fly to Denver and get stone for a week and think about the meaning of life. Write everything down.
Step 3.) Compile everything to wrote down into a book
step 4.) Start a webpage, youtube channel, and sell book on amazon
Step 4.) Buy cheap land in the middle of no where.
step 5.) Start cult
step 6.) bang 5 women a night
step 7.) Profit!



Haha regarding your list...

1) I started attending church more frequent.

2) What's in Denver???

3) I did write a book. Well, a chapter or 7. But it became too emotional to continue.

4) already have a YT.

5) Did so in America :)

6) hahahahahahahaha no.  😁😂

7) hmm. That leaves you open to diseases in a large way

8) profit.



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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2017, 10:46:03 AM »
Haha regarding your list...

1) I started attending church more frequent. (good, step one complete)

2) What's in Denver??? ( legal pot in America)

3) I did write a book. Well, a chapter or 7. But it became too emotional to continue. (Continue after smoking in Denver.)

4) already have a YT. (great, more views!)

5) Did so in America :) (good work, grow your minions)

6) hahahahahahahaha no.  😁😂 (are you gay? fine, 5 guys a night then.)

7) hmm. That leaves you open to diseases in a large way (prep and condoms?, a true cult leader would man up for the cause!)

8) profit.


;D
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Re: Tried everything (by normal - and Getbig standards)
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2017, 10:50:16 AM »
;D


lol... I enjoyed your replies.

Good to hear about Denver. Not a big smoker... yet... would be a good choice to check it out at pot is illegal almost everywhere else.

And regarding 6/7 - you made me laugh. Thank you mate.