Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?

[Darren Avey]

Any cool stories?

[Waller]

I used to work security in a rehab clinic. I remember we once had Matt Hughes' cousin in. He befriended another client during his stay, his friend was an arrogant dick and a bully.

[WannaBePro]

I used to work security in a rehab clinic. I remember we once had Matt Hughes' cousin in. He befriended another client during his stay, his friend was an arrogant dick and a bully.

Even to his own family?

[Waller]

Even to his own family?

Everybody, family included.

[Thin Lizzy]

I did some nightclub security back in the day. Other than break up a few fights, it's really a boring job. Just stand around all night trying to look tough.

[ratherbebig]

nah it doesnt seem fullfilling

[Thin Lizzy]

nah it doesnt seem fullfilling

It isn't, but you do get to drink for free.

[dan18]

It isn't, but you do get to drink for free.

And you can pretty guarantee getting laid by the end of the night...

[Simple Simon]

I worked the doors in London in the 80s, one night Roy Shaw and Lenny Mclean went at it, I walked over and banged their heads together and explained to them i wouldnt tolerate any more of their naughtiness.

they both looked rather sheepish, I got them to shake hands and behave themselves for the rest of the night.

[NelsonMuntz]

Any cool stories?

Looking for erotic stories about men jerking off bouncers to get in the club?

Are there things Darren?

[Thin Lizzy]

And you can pretty guarantee getting laid by the end of the night...

Bartending is much better for that. I did that too. It's not even close.

The movie Cocktail is a pretty accurate depiction of what it's like to be a young bartender in a busy bar, except for the stupid juggling of bottles.

If I had to bet my money on the get bigger who's gotten the most pussy, I would go with go4it. That good looking and working in a bar. Forget about it.

[Grape Ape]

Done it for years and have tons of cool stories.

Withholding them for now, since they will pale in comparison to those to be posted by ESfiness

[ratherbebig]

sometimes becoming a bouncer is the only way to get into a club

[dan18]

Bartending is much better for that. I did that too. It's not even close.

The movie Cocktail is a pretty accurate depiction of what it's like to be a young bartender in a busy bar, except for the stupid juggling of bottles.

so true, This was after the marine corps I grew up near sandyhook and Keansburg, and point pleasant area 1989 1990 was doing it
on the weekends for fun build homes and townhouses during the week. good times

[MONSTER_TRICEPS]

I worked the doors in New York. So back in november 1990 Tyson wanted to get in the club I was working in, but we have a very strict "no sneaker" policy. Anyway to make a long story short I sold Mike 5 cardridges of finaplix which i had gotten in Tijuana across the street from "el pollo loco" and Mike left as a happy camper. Meanwhile I took 4mg of xanax and snorted some oxy pills to stay focused through the night. Lucky that I had done that, otherwise I wouldn't be able to sell Wesley Snipes my 1800hp Dodge Viper.

[Thin Lizzy]

so true, This was after the marine corps I grew up near sandyhook and Keansburg, and point pleasant area 1989 1990 was doing it
on the weekends for fun build homes and townhouses during the week. good times

I would imagine it didn't suck.

[Simple Simon]

Bartending is much better for that. I did that too. It's not even close.

The movie Cocktail is a pretty accurate depiction of what it's like to be a young bartender in a busy bar, except for the stupid juggling of bottles.

If I had to bet my money on the get bigger who's gotten the most pussy, I would go with go4it. That good looking and working in a bar. Forget about it.

you dont know how wrong you are....

[Henda]

No, I much prefer to be the person thrown out for drunken inappropriate behaviour

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Any cool stories?

Too many unfortunately

[Thin Lizzy]

you dont know how wrong you are....

I didn't include Grant. The sluts he banged in porn are essentially hookers. In my mind,  if they are getting paid, it doesn't count.

[dan18]

I would imagine it didn't suck.

No sir it did not 

[Simple Simon]

Any cool stories?

is it me or are all these threads being started to give esfitness a platform for his bullshit?

[Fortress]

Off and on for 20 years. Between various legit jobs, I'd bounce.

Too many dust-ups to mention. Some actual fights, others "skirmishes" (the majority).

In all my time and in all the various establishments I've only been KTFO once, and at that, it was only for a few seconds and from a sucker punch. Happy ending: My partner on the door caught him down the block and literally soccerballed his head off a curb. Ambulance took him away.

[El Diablo Blanco]

I did for a couple years.  Was a lot of fun.  Made a lot of money.  Mostly did Raves.  Big dealers who were selling ex and other drugs would give me a few thousand asking me to allow their boys to sell inside the venue without flack.  I let them in to do their thing and warned the other bouncers to just look the other way.  The small time dealers would get rolled and I'd take their stash but let them keep their money.  Then later in the night when all of the strippers started arriving I'd hook them up with free drugs from the confiscated stash.  I was fucking all sorts of hot whores then.  Was a great time.  Remember when my mom found a shoe box in my closet filled with coke, week, ex and all sorts of other shit.  She just shook her head and told me to hide it better so my Dad wouldn't find out.  lol.  Good time.

[Shizzo]

I bounce just by walking.