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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2017, 04:31:49 PM »
I bounced in Australia for a year...would you believe the only people I threw out were irish. We had a massive brawl with about 20 cork lads one Night after one of their gfs had words with the doorman. Lots of pushing and shoving turned into a full blown mania on the streets I choked one dropped another, got threatened because I was the only irish bouncer out of 12 of us, cops eventually came and stun gunned two. the bitch who started it all was in the back of the paddy wagon (they have metal doors in oz) was screaming "my daddy's a lawyer and I'm gonna get this place shit down"...she was deported 3 days later 😂😂

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2017, 04:51:39 PM »
Worked the the door and the line at club elements, rich's,& e-street in san Diego. Only interesting things were drunk 18-19yr old marines and navy kids in line at elements since it was an 18+ techno club and the only club they could get into. They were likely from Bumfuck Ohio and never been to a club before so they'd get drunk in the parking lot and come cause trouble in line saying "I'm a trained killer!" type shit. One guy brought his knife with him.. Big ol k-bar lookin thing and told him to take it back to his car. Dude got angry and another security took it from him and they argued. Dude stood there stewing while I was talking to someone else with my head turned. Heard him say something I as I was turning my head I got a left hook to the chin. Grabbed his arm and tossed him on the ground and another security guy came down full force wit his knee in the middle of the guys back lol.. All 260lbs of him.. I stood back up and people were pointing at me and some black guy says "yo you leakin homie" I don't speak niggro and didn't get what he meant and some girl point and my shirt which had blood squirting on it. Come find out it was coming from my chin. Go look in a mirror Nd see my chin split 3 ways looking like a starfishs pussy. He was wearing a ring and cut my chin in 3 directions and had to get stitched up.

Think that was the. Only time I got hurt.

Working outside security at key club in LA saw Cormier inside puking and giggling in a corner when i went in to kiss. Saw quite a few kids OD while working at Circus Disco in downtown LA.. Saw undercover cops bust a coy ppl e guys dealing in there too. Saw bunch of fights or robberies by the parking lot of that place as well. All us had armed security to walk us to our cars atnclosing at 4-5am cuz it was a sketchy area near Skidrow.

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2017, 04:55:55 PM »
Oh... Did see one guy od on acid and ecstasy.. Asian guy stripped naked but couldn't get his pants off his ankles and fell kicking his feet and swatting imaginary spiders or something off his body while spinning in circles on the dance floor.. Everybody stopped and was freaked out. Lol.. Dude eventually kicked his pants off and ran out the door barefoot and naked in downtown LA right by the police station by skid row. Haha. Felt bad for him. Other security took his clothes and found 2 visine bottles of acid and 30+ tabs of x which they all split up amongst themselves.

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2017, 05:00:27 PM »

Working outside security at key club in LA saw Cormier inside puking and giggling in a corner when i went in to kiss.

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2017, 05:19:02 PM »
The bar life is fun when you're in your 20s but after a while you really get sick of dealing with drunks. To this day, whenever I hear a drunk person slur his speech it makes my skin crawl.

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2017, 05:44:28 PM »
The bar life is fun when you're in your 20s but after a while you really get sick of dealing with drunks. To this day, whenever I hear a drunk person slur his speech it makes my skin crawl.

same shit, I avoid those places since ive worked in the scene for a long time. i love a lounge or a hotel bar

not a great story but here is something i found interesting.

this one bouncer hated women. hated chics. so he would throw chics out (nightclub) and when he would throw them out, he would tske their handbag and open it up, and dump all their shit on the ground (lipsticks, keys) right on the ground so the drunk chic would have to pick it up off the floor

he sometimes would unzip the bag, turn it upside down and toss it out so shit would go flying everywhere - dude hated women

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2017, 07:31:26 PM »

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« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2017, 09:59:25 PM »
1. DMX came in once. Nice guy . Cracked out. Girls told me he left a huge tip. Took pictures with fans
2. Aaron carter: drunk. Asshole.
3. Comedian Bobby lee. Ran over my foot in Parking lot. Didn't apologize. Seemed real scrambled. Maybe high.

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2017, 10:04:34 PM »
1. DMX came in once. Nice guy . Cracked out. Girls told me he left a huge tip. Took pictures with fans
2. Aaron carter: drunk. Asshole.
3. Comedian Bobby lee. Ran over my foot in Parking lot. Didn't apologize. Seemed real scrambled. Maybe high.

Dmx spoke at an AA meeting we went to in my first rehab last year and all the guys were trying to get me to get into a fight with him and get on tmz lol.. Was a nice dude though and humble. Looked like life.. And crack and booze.. Had really worn him down. Ruff Ryders Anthem was our wrestling and football teams " theme song/Anthem" in high school.

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2017, 10:09:22 PM »
Dmx spoke at an AA meeting we went to in my first rehab last year and all the guys were trying to get me to get into a fight with him and get on tmz lol.. Was a nice dude though and humble. Looked like life.. And crack and booze.. Had really worn him down. Ruff Ryders Anthem was our wrestling and football teams " theme song/Anthem" in high school.
The second A in AA is Anonymous. Stop saying who you were in rehab with. Not cool. But yes he was hella cool the 15 minutes that I saw him

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #35 on: June 30, 2017, 10:10:01 PM »
Dmx spoke at an AA meeting we went to in my first rehab last year and all the guys were trying to get me to get into a fight with him and get on tmz lol.. Was a nice dude though and humble. Looked like life.. And crack and booze.. Had really worn him down. Ruff Ryders Anthem was our wrestling and football teams " theme song/Anthem" in high school.
Dude, it's over. You can't meet everyone at AA.

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #36 on: June 30, 2017, 10:10:51 PM »
Dude, it's over. You can't meet everyone at AA.
Yes you can

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2017, 10:13:51 PM »
I bounced in Australia for a year...would you believe the only people I threw out were irish. We had a massive brawl with about 20 cork lads one Night after one of their gfs had words with the doorman. Lots of pushing and shoving turned into a full blown mania on the streets I choked one dropped another, got threatened because I was the only irish bouncer out of 12 of us, cops eventually came and stun gunned two. the bitch who started it all was in the back of the paddy wagon (they have metal doors in oz) was screaming "my daddy's a lawyer and I'm gonna get this place shit down"...she was deported 3 days later 😂😂

Worst club I ever worked in Australia was in St Kilda, Melbourne. Full of young Irish lads, fights everywhere. Bouncer who worked there before me was hospitalized. Fuck that scene.

Now I mainly work at race meets standing around in a suit keeping an eye on old drunks.

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #38 on: June 30, 2017, 10:25:42 PM »
Yes you can
Not celebrities like that. 99% of them are isolated. Try again.


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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #39 on: June 30, 2017, 10:32:44 PM »
Not celebrities like that. 99% of them are isolated. Try again.



Horseshit dingus. Celebrities go to "regular " AA meeting all the time bc the principle behind AA is fellowship with other AA-ites and ALL AA meetings are open to all alcoholics

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #40 on: June 30, 2017, 10:33:14 PM »
The second A in AA is Anonymous. Stop saying who you were in rehab with. Not cool. But yes he was hella cool the 15 minutes that I saw him

Who gives a fuck. If court can order somebody to AA and make it public record, it ain't anonymous...

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2017, 10:35:33 PM »
Horseshit dingus. Celebrities go to "regular " AA meeting all the time bc the principle behind AA is fellowship with other AA-ites and ALL AA meetings are open to all alcoholics
Only SF1900 uses that terminology. Class dismissed.

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2017, 10:37:20 PM »
Who gives a fuck. If court can order somebody to AA and make it public record, it ain't anonymous...
Well fuckwad, people in there with you might give a fuck that you're putting their shit on blast. Have some class

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2017, 10:37:47 PM »
Not celebrities like that. 99% of them are isolated. Try again.



Apparantly you've never been to AA in LA. Celebrities there all the time. Take two weeks in LA and go to a different AA meeting every night and you'll see at least three "celebrities"..  you think there's some how secret celebrity friendly AA groups? You fucking idiot. I don't know what the fuck your problem has become with me but you little fat body bullethead dick sucking rabbit tooth Four Loko drinking Freak Show you should be fucking lucky I didn't hop on a fucking plane and take that 2000 fucking dollars and actually beat your fucking ass with a wooden paddle until you're fucking cried and pissed yourself and put it on fucking YouTube when I was offered the chance

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #44 on: June 30, 2017, 10:39:26 PM »
Well fuckwad, people in there with you might give a fuck that you're putting their shit on blast. Have some class

Like who? Exactly??

Why don't you mind your own fucking business? Or in prison as we said do your own fucking number. Getting your panties in a bunch over shit that doesn't concern you

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #45 on: June 30, 2017, 10:41:52 PM »
What was your number? I'll help you. It started with an X

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #46 on: June 30, 2017, 11:15:30 PM »
What was your number? I'll help you. It started with an X

Robbery charge was 46953 and steroid charge was 48085. Thanks for asking.

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #47 on: July 01, 2017, 05:21:47 AM »
Like who? Exactly??

Why don't you mind your own fucking business? Or in prison as we said do your own fucking number. Getting your panties in a bunch over shit that doesn't concern you and didnt really happen

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #48 on: July 01, 2017, 07:49:24 AM »
i went to an aa meeting once, then a kkk rally afterwards and finished off with a party at p diddys house

this was on tuesday.

you cant believe what i did the rest of the week.

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Re: Any of you bouncers or done bouncing?
« Reply #49 on: July 01, 2017, 10:24:10 AM »
I use to bounce in the cornyest bar in town. Some nights we had zero clients. I had to spend my time talking to my biceps, commanding them to grow. That's how i got twenty twos muthafucka!