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I wrote my own bible....
« on: June 30, 2017, 01:21:26 PM »
I may get it published one day....

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Re: I wrote my own bible....
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2017, 01:52:46 PM »

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Re: I wrote my own bible....
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2017, 01:56:15 PM »
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Re: I wrote my own bible....
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2017, 07:14:07 PM »
Why not?  Wiggs rewrites chapter and verse according to his state of mental WTF.  He already has the claim to shame of being a Shittite and that the reason no one ever saw Jayzus' daddy "God" is because "God" is black and once you've had black you be a single mom.


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Re: I wrote my own bible....
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2017, 07:32:41 PM »
I think that is a really good idea.  Write your own bible.  If you don't then you have to live by some else's.

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Re: I wrote my own bible....
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2017, 07:40:55 PM »
one of ESfitness disciples?

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Re: I wrote my own bible....
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2017, 08:56:29 PM »
I think that is a really good idea.  Write your own bible.  If you don't then you have to live by some else's.


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Re: I wrote my own bible....
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2017, 09:17:22 PM »
I think that is a really good idea.  Write your own bible.  If you don't then you have to live by some else's.

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Re: I wrote my own bible....
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2017, 09:18:32 PM »
I may get it published one day....
After many edits, editorial notes, and re-writes of course. Then parts of your book will get a complete overhaul hundreds of years later, just because your publisher had the power to do it. And poor saps in modern times would be none the wiser.

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Re: I wrote my own bible....
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2017, 09:28:14 PM »
After many edits, editorial notes, and re-writes of course. Then parts of your book will get a complete overhaul hundreds of years later, just because your publisher had the power to do it. And poor saps in modern times would be none the wiser.

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Re: I wrote my own bible....
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2017, 09:30:26 PM »
I'd have another book of paper to wipe my ass with.

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Re: I wrote my own bible....
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2017, 09:46:09 PM »
If have another book of paper to wipe my ass with.


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Re: I wrote my own bible....
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2017, 11:32:15 PM »
....and lo, the angel of the lord came upon them and said to all, "blessed is the getbigger that doesn't take kindly to disrespect. Not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in line at Walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners...anywhere.

People talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

Spent many years in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most people here in the 'real world' aren't ready for what could happen...and run their mouths like the world is a make-believe cartoon. Despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying the bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

The guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. If you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day."

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Re: I wrote my own bible....
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2017, 11:34:10 PM »
....and lo, the angel of the lord came upon them and said to all, "blessed is the getbigger that doesn't take kindly to disrespect. Not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in line at Walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners...anywhere.

People talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

Spent many years in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most people here in the 'real world' aren't ready for what could happen...and run their mouths like the world is a make-believe cartoon. Despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying the bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

The guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. If you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day."


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Re: I wrote my own bible....
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2017, 02:50:32 PM »
if it's about bodybuilding I'd read it

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Re: I wrote my own bible....
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2017, 05:49:52 PM »
NEW BIBLE

First Commandment: Try not to be a kunt.

(Nothing else for now, let you know if anything changes.)