No joke, I met George Washington a few months ago. I was a personal trainer in my gym and walked in Mr. Washington. I was blown away. I was the only one that recognized him because I am an expert in historical figures. Not one other person recognized Mr. Washington. I was like, "Hey Mr. Washington, you have a great picture on the one dollar bill. I always have a fist full of George's ready to go. Why did you come into my gym." Mr. Washington was all like, "Hello Mr. SF1900, I needed a gym to work out in and as I was riding along in my horse carriage, I noticed your gym, so I thought Id stop in." Myself and Mr. Washington sat down at the gym and I signed him up for a 1-year membership. We then got in a brief chest workout and we both drank a protein shake afterward--Mr. Washington had a chocolate muscletech protein shake.