Author Topic: death is no laughing matter. (Read 7130 times)

ratherbebig · « **on:** July 03, 2017, 01:42:57 PM »

1993: Garry Hoy, a 38-year-old lawyer in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, fell to his death on 9 July 1993 after he threw himself against a window on the 24th floor of the Toronto-Dominion Centre in an attempt to prove to a group of visitors that the glass was "unbreakable", a demonstration he had done many times before. The glass did not break, but popped out of the window frame, and Hoy fell to his death

ratherbebig · « **Reply #1 on:** July 03, 2017, 01:43:52 PM »

2010: Jimi Heselden was a British entrepreneur, who in 2010 bought Segway Inc., maker of the Segway personal transport system. Heselden died in 2010 from injuries apparently sustained falling from a cliff while riding his own product

ratherbebig · « **Reply #2 on:** July 03, 2017, 01:45:35 PM »

2012: Geoffrey Haywood, 65, of Newport, South Wales pretended to be blind for pity. One day, he fell into a ditch and died. He apparently did not see it.

ratherbebig · « **Reply #3 on:** July 03, 2017, 01:49:06 PM »

1974: Basil Brown, a 48-year-old health food advocate from Croydon, England, drank himself to death by consuming 10 gallons (38 litres) of carrot juice in ten days, causing him to overdose on vitamin A and suffer severe liver damage

dan18 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 03, 2017, 02:22:22 PM »

Quote from: ratherbebig on July 03, 2017, 01:49:06 PM

1974: Basil Brown, a 48-year-old health food advocate from Croydon, England, drank himself to death by consuming 10 gallons (38 litres) of carrot juice in ten days, causing him to overdose on vitamin A and suffer severe liver damage

july 3rd 2017 ratherbebig was typing on his keyboard when a muscle bear grabbed him from behind, then preceded to pound his anus through the top of his skull ........

Howard · « **Reply #5 on:** July 03, 2017, 02:31:58 PM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 03, 2017, 02:22:22 PM

july 3rd 2017 ratherbebig was typing on his keyboard when a muscle bear grabbed him from behind, then preceded to pound his anus through the top of his skull ........

Sadly , ratherbebig and dan18 died suddenlu when Howard fell on them .
His 9th wife pushed him out a 30th floor hotel window when he tried to have intercourse with her.
The woman was found not guilty for reasons of complete sanity .

wes · « **Reply #6 on:** July 03, 2017, 02:47:18 PM »

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exxagerated!!

ratherbebig · « **Reply #7 on:** July 03, 2017, 02:48:45 PM »

2005: Kenneth Pinyan died from injuries caused by anal sex with a stallion

johnnynoname · « **Reply #8 on:** July 03, 2017, 02:54:15 PM »

ironically, there is nothing funny about a dying clown

they live sad lives

johnnynoname · « **Reply #9 on:** July 03, 2017, 02:56:13 PM »

I was just gonna post a follow up post where that was just "the N-word" (the -er one) over and over again but I realized that the effort to do so would have been to much to justify the concept

at this point, it would be akin to what Andy Kaufman was doing in 75

johnnynoname · « **Reply #10 on:** July 03, 2017, 02:57:24 PM »

and much like Kaufman, I wish I was dead at this point

Howard · « **Reply #11 on:** July 03, 2017, 03:13:13 PM »

The Grim Reaper looked at Wes and said ; " Damn dude, you look old"

robcguns · « **Reply #12 on:** July 03, 2017, 05:34:14 PM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 03, 2017, 02:22:22 PM

july 3rd 2017 ratherbebig was typing on his keyboard when a muscle bear grabbed him from behind, then preceded to pound his anus through the top of his skull ........

Hahahhahahhaha that was fucking great

gmflex · « **Reply #13 on:** July 03, 2017, 07:52:21 PM »

Quote from: dan18 on July 03, 2017, 02:22:22 PM

july 3rd 2017 ratherbebig was typing on his keyboard when a muscle bear grabbed him from behind, then preceded to pound his anus through the top of his skull ........

Nirvana · « **Reply #14 on:** July 03, 2017, 08:02:41 PM »

Didn't the Atkins guy die of obesity?

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #15 on:** July 04, 2017, 06:00:48 AM »

People die and they can't laugh anymore, fact

ratherbebig · « **Reply #16 on:** July 04, 2017, 06:28:40 AM »

if youre going to die

might as well die in a fun way so that you can amuse people

we see this all the time with people commiting suicide, no sense of humour

falco · « **Reply #17 on:** July 04, 2017, 06:29:24 AM »

Quote from: Nirvana on July 03, 2017, 08:02:41 PM

Didn't the Atkins guy die of obesity?

No. Slip on iced sidewalk, smashed his head in the ground.

falco · « **Reply #18 on:** July 04, 2017, 06:31:47 AM »

Somewhat boring thread so far,, waiting for ESFitness to chime in and throw a wall of text of the guys he killed in the mexican boxing ring and prison.