pole dancing

[ratherbebig]

any of you guys ever tried pole dancing? i visited a class once to check it out, there were just one guy there and the rest where women.

now he was probably gay, but suppose he wasnt, thats a pretty good ratio - like 9 outta 10 is women.

and they cant be fat either because they would never be able to do that shit if they were, i mean imagine any of those fat ass-women kwon dreams about, good luck getting that ass up there on that pole...

[ratherbebig]

this is probably a pretty accurate picture of a typical class

not bad.

[Tapeworm]

They're there for a reason and it requires a specialized approach.  You do like this:

"I enjoy it and it helps me unwind since my work is so stressful."

"Oh?  What do you do?"

"I run an executive escort agency."

Profit.

[ESFitness]

Wait till the girls find out stripper poles spin and that's why they cant do half the shit they want to and quit. Lol

[ratherbebig]

i think it would be good to get out of my element, the gym, and try something different.
girls probably would think im brave for trying that out and they want to help and teach me how to do it.

before you know it you're dating one of those pole dancing girls and i rather have that than those crossfit women.

[DroppingPlates]

Joining a pole class to get the girls... they will mistake you for a homo

[Nether Animal]

any of you guys ever tried pole dancing? i visited a class once to check it out, there were just one guy there and the rest where women.

now he was probably gay, but suppose he wasnt, thats a pretty good ratio - like 9 outta 10 is women.

and they cant be fat either because they would never be able to do that shit if they were, i mean imagine any of those fat ass-women kwon dreams about, good luck getting that ass up there on that pole...

Thank you for these priceless contributions to the board

[ratherbebig]

Thank you for these priceless contributions to the board

no problem

not all threads can be about jay cutler 96 vs jay cutler 97

[Shizzo]

There are plenty of pole sitters on Getbig, and I'm not talking about Nascar.

[Nether Animal]

no problem

not all threads can be about jay cutler 96 vs jay cutler 97

Actually, there is no thread about that specifically

[ratherbebig]

Actually, there is no thread about that specifically

well then get going!!

[rangerwil]

Easily the hottest human being on this planet.
{totally serious--this is my dream guy}
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWGxImeByeA/?taken-by=suwasit

[ratherbebig]

that little chubby is pretty flexible

[rangerwil]

You think he's chubby?
Wow..really?

[oldtimer1]

You have one job as a father. Keep your girls off stripper poles.

[Kwon]

[Simple Simon]

I went pole dancing the other day, got sucker punched, these Eastern Europeans have to sense of humour.

[Conker]

I went pole smoking the other day, got sucker punched, these Eastern Europeans have to sense of humour.

maybe they just weren't that way inclined 

[FREAKgeek]

daddy's little girl

[sync pulse]

[ESFitness]

Joining a pole class to get the girls... they will mistake you for a homo

This. You'll askem out for coffee & they'll say"yea! Of course!", and then over coffee they'll start telling you about the last 2 guys dicks she sucked last week.

[Simple Simon]

maybe they just weren't that way inclined 

i said pole dancing not pole smoking....

[HTexan]

any of you guys ever tried pole dancing? i visited a class once to check it out, there were just one guy there and the rest where women.

now he was probably gay, but suppose he wasnt, thats a pretty good ratio - like 9 outta 10 is women.

and they cant be fat either because they would never be able to do that shit if they were, i mean imagine any of those fat ass-women kwon dreams about, good luck getting that ass up there on that pole...

Wait... so you go to a pole dancing class and call the other dude there gay?   
Anyway Maybe dude was in there just to watch the slutty females, and one of them had to bring their one gay bff??? Uncool of you.

[Conker]

Joining a pole class to get the girls... they will mistake you for a homo

well then they'll be in for a big surprise when you're riding the sht out of them come the end of the night 

[DroppingPlates]

well then they'll be in for a big surprise when you're riding the sht out of them come the end of the night  

That reminds me to WOOO's anecdotes about taking yoga classes.