what do you smoke and drink?

[cephissus]

Never smoked a cigarette
Never smoked marijuana
Rarely ever drink
And for good measure, never been to a casino to gamble.

You might want to try all of the above, would reduce a great deal of your naivete.

[ratherbebig]

im no expert at vodka but i trust the russians are 

[robcguns]

Grey goose is a gimmick. It hasn't even been around 30 years. Stoli has millions of Russians drinking it and has been around forever. A lot of posers when it comes to vodka.

I have trouble believing some Johnny Walker Blue drinkers. Do you really buy a bottle or two a month of that expensive stuff to drink or just save it for special occasions? Not a big whiskey drinker but this is my favorite. It's not expensive either, The Irishman.

I drink dark rums made by Barcadi and some Bermuda rums like Goslings.

My usual stand by is beer. Various German beers but I also drink Stella, Sam Adams regular, Guinness Draught and some others.

What's the deal with millennials love of trendy IPA beer? Bitter beer is appealing? Another trend I can't stand also with millennials is beer made to taste like soda/pop drinks or apple juice.

Used to buy a bottle of johnnie walker bllue every few months.never drank Scott the heavy just a glass here and there.dont really drink any more.But it was cheaper than my nights out at the bar.

[ratherbebig]

i drink a skittle bomb

its so sweet and sugary

its embarrasing to drink

luckily nobody can see me drink that shit

and to make things worse i follow that with miller

i am ashamed of myself now

[stuntmovie]

TITO'S HANDMADE VODKA!!!

Good ole TexasBoy ,,,,, Hee hawwww!

Just watch his internet page.

[peroni]

I enjoy a Cuban cigar ( H Upmann Magnum 50 or #2, Montecristo 2, Bolivars, etc.) every afternoon and a glass of bourbon. I'm pouring Buffalo Trace this week. Sometimes a coffee porter such as the new Left Hand Brewing offering called Hard Wired gets poured after the whiskey. Tasty as hell and a super relaxing ritual

[NaturalWonder83]

No need for pre workouts just drink water
If U need pre workout to have a good workout you're messed up

So

No need for alcohol-just drink water
If u need liquor to enjoy life or have fun you're messed up

No need to smoke anything
Just chew gum or take a few deep breaths
If u need to smoke to relax or feel calm you're messed up

[SF1900]

Never smoked and never tastes alcohol. Reasons being, smoking is pointless, filthy, and Retarded. Regarding the alcohol, well there's a lot of Colins inside my head and I like to be in control of the one who is out in the open.

Yes, smoking is hideous. Never understood why people do it.

[AbrahamG]

Smoking cigarettes is for homosexuals and skanky bitches.

[ESFitness]

I was always amazed when i saw bodybuilders smoke... And especially fitness girls. I remember hanging out at Mary's Tanning Salon on the third floor of World Gym in San Diego way back in the day with her female bodybuilder and a figure girl drinking wine after my workout at about 10:30 at night when one of them suggested we go smoke a cigarette and her storage room and crack open the window. Obviously I did not refuse LOL and we go back there passing around those tiny fucking cigarettes I think they wear capris that belong to Mary and I'm back there thinking I bet nobody would ever imagined these fucking girls smoking cigarettes in a break room on top of the gym LOL... Then there's always at the Olympia in Vegas, seeing Guys Smoke out in the lobby after the contest  (2001? I think). I think it was I'm out in the lobby waiting with my ex, kind of by that theater entrance I think it was a coffee shop or something? right at the end of finals and I look over and there's King Kamali sitting with his wife Barbara(I think that was her name?) passing a cigarette back and forth between each other and Craig Titus comes out walking behind me and past Kamali & Kamali asks "how did you do?" and Craig bark back "i dont know... didn't make top 10" and gets a cigarette from I think Barbara (I thought these guys hated each other) and then I start walking a little with my head turn to opposite side and then I look for and I damn near run face-to-face into Markus Ruhl with a fucking cigarette in his hand lol... I don't know what surprised me more scene professional bodybuilders and others smoking or I remember thinking "what the fuck are these people doing smoking in here?? You can't smoke inside wtf??"  us being from California (where you can't smoke anywhere, much less indoors) & forgetting we were in Vegas,& in a casino( I have the same initial reaction sometimes when I step inside a casino here in Cali because you can smoke in the Indian casinos here ... Haha).

[calfzilla]

No need for pre workouts just drink water
If U need pre workout to have a good workout you're messed up

So

No need for alcohol-just drink water
If u need liquor to enjoy life or have fun you're messed up

No need to smoke anything
Just chew gum or take a few deep breaths
If u need to smoke to relax or feel calm you're messed up

 

Also no need for steroids. Just a couple years of solid heavy training and you should be the same size as the Olympia competitors.

[cephissus]

Yes, smoking is hideous. Never understood why people do it.

Maybe you should try it

[Simple Simon]

I was always amazed when i saw bodybuilders smoke... And especially fitness girls. I remember hanging out at Mary's Tanning Salon on the third floor of World Gym in San Diego way back in the day with her female bodybuilder and a figure girl drinking wine after my workout at about 10:30 at night when one of them suggested we go smoke a cigarette and her storage room and crack open the window. Obviously I did not refuse LOL and we go back there passing around those tiny fucking cigarettes I think they wear capris that belong to Mary and I'm back there thinking I bet nobody would ever imagined these fucking girls smoking cigarettes in a break room on top of the gym LOL... Then there's always at the Olympia in Vegas, seeing Guys Smoke out in the lobby after the contest  (2001? I think). I think it was I'm out in the lobby waiting with my ex, kind of by that theater entrance I think it was a coffee shop or something? right at the end of finals and I look over and there's King Kamali sitting with his wife Barbara(I think that was her name?) passing a cigarette back and forth between each other and Craig Titus comes out walking behind me and past Kamali & Kamali asks "how did you do?" and Craig bark back "i dont know... didn't make top 10" and gets a cigarette from I think Barbara (I thought these guys hated each other) and then I start walking a little with my head turn to opposite side and then I look for and I damn near run face-to-face into Markus Ruhl with a fucking cigarette in his hand lol... I don't know what surprised me more scene professional bodybuilders and others smoking or I remember thinking "what the fuck are these people doing smoking in here?? You can't smoke inside wtf??"  us being from California (where you can't smoke anywhere, much less indoors) & forgetting we were in Vegas,& in a casino( I have the same initial reaction sometimes when I step inside a casino here in Cali because you can smoke in the Indian casinos here ... Haha).

you have got to be fucking joking....get the fuck out of it you stupid fuck.

Give it the fuck up, no one believes any of this shit anymore, you are just talking to yourself now.

[ESFitness]

you have got to be fucking joking....get the fuck out of it you stupid fuck.

Give it the fuck up, no one believes any of this shit anymore, you are just talking to yourself now.

What the fuck is your punk ass going to do about it? Seriously what the fuck are you going to do? You're going to do absolutely fucking nothing except wine and cry and bitch with your keyboard like a little fucking Sissy dick sucking homo like you are and like your father.

[TheAnimal]

you have got to be fucking joking....get the fuck out of it you stupid fuck.

Give it the fuck up, no one believes any of this shit anymore, you are just talking to yourself now.

Ruhl is known for smoking
Titus is known for smoking
Not sure about Kamali... probably accurate though

[Simple Simon]

What the fuck is your punk ass going to do about it? Seriously what the fuck are you going to do? You're going to do absolutely fucking nothing except wine and cry and bitch with your keyboard like a little fucking Sissy dick sucking homo like you are and like your father.

you must be aware that you are now a laughing stock on here yet you keep coming out with these fantastical stories every other post.

Whatever truth you may want to tell on here now has been tainted with all your shit.

Tell me, whens your next personal appearance going to be?
Mine was this morning when I "personally appeared" in the bathroom and took a dump

[ESFitness]

you must be aware that you are now a laughing stock on here yet you keep coming out with these fantastical stories every other post.

Whatever truth you may want to tell on here now has been tainted with all your shit.

Tell me, whens your next personal appearance going to be?
Mine was this morning when I "personally appeared" in the bathroom and took a dump

A Fantastical story about seeing three Pro bodybuilders exit the theater area after the top 10 and top 6 we're cold out and and seeing if 3 if not for non-smokers smoking cigarettes in a Las Vegas casino?

You're a sad sad old man with a mental illness. I'm still wondering how you would explain knowing exactly what steroids I took how much I took and when and how long I was taking them on January 13th or 14th or whatever it was as well as explaining why on that same date I have pictures you know the same ones you were going to use as proof that you were jumping up and down so fucking happy you found? Explaining why I have three or four or five pictures on that same date with different lengths of haircuts and different color pants yet you happen to know which one of those if any was actually taken on that fucking day. Absolutely fucking pathetic. I would expect most men to be embarrassed or ashamed of themselves but not you you've been a sissy a confirmed known self-admitted Sissy for nearly 40 years I'm not surprised you don't have the ability to feel shame or embarrassment

[Simple Simon]

A Fantastical story about seeing three Pro bodybuilders exit the theater area after the top 10 and top 6 we're cold out and and seeing if 3 if not for non-smokers smoking cigarettes in a Las Vegas casino?

You're a sad sad old man with a mental illness. I'm still wondering how you would explain knowing exactly what steroids I took how much I took and when and how long I was taking them on January 13th or 14th or whatever it was as well as explaining why on that same date I have pictures you know the same ones you were going to use as proof that you were jumping up and down so fucking happy you found? Explaining why I have three or four or five pictures on that same date with different lengths of haircuts and different color pants yet you happen to know which one of those if any was actually taken on that fucking day. Absolutely fucking pathetic. I would expect most men to be embarrassed or ashamed of themselves but not you you've been a sissy a confirmed known self-admitted Sissy for nearly 40 years I'm not surprised you don't have the ability to feel shame or embarrassment

WHY DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO A SPACED OUT FANTASIST.

JUST POST SOME EVIDENCE OF YOUR PERSONAL APPEARNCES AND YOUR PHYSIQUE AS A RESULT OF YOUR 6GMS OF GEAR....

[MORTALCOIL]

I was always amazed when i saw bodybuilders smoke... And especially fitness girls. I remember hanging out at Mary's Tanning Salon on the third floor of World Gym in San Diego way back in the day with her female bodybuilder and a figure girl drinking wine after my workout at about 10:30 at night when one of them suggested we go smoke a cigarette and her storage room and crack open the window. Obviously I did not refuse LOL and we go back there passing around those tiny fucking cigarettes I think they wear capris that belong to Mary and I'm back there thinking I bet nobody would ever imagined these fucking girls smoking cigarettes in a break room on top of the gym LOL... Then there's always at the Olympia in Vegas, seeing Guys Smoke out in the lobby after the contest  (2001? I think). I think it was I'm out in the lobby waiting with my ex, kind of by that theater entrance I think it was a coffee shop or something? right at the end of finals and I look over and there's King Kamali sitting with his wife Barbara(I think that was her name?) passing a cigarette back and forth between each other and Craig Titus comes out walking behind me and past Kamali & Kamali asks "how did you do?" and Craig bark back "i dont know... didn't make top 10" and gets a cigarette from I think Barbara (I thought these guys hated each other) and then I start walking a little with my head turn to opposite side and then I look for and I damn near run face-to-face into Markus Ruhl with a fucking cigarette in his hand lol... I don't know what surprised me more scene professional bodybuilders and others smoking or I remember thinking "what the fuck are these people doing smoking in here?? You can't smoke inside wtf??"  us being from California (where you can't smoke anywhere, much less indoors) & forgetting we were in Vegas,& in a casino( I have the same initial reaction sometimes when I step inside a casino here in Cali because you can smoke in the Indian casinos here ... Haha).

Great story. Brings back memories of when I was invited to guest-pose at the 10th edition of Mr SAUERKRAUT on Planet Mars. Sean Connery had just finished his posing round, and he's having a Kit Kat backstage with Bozo The clown when Christopher Walken walks in, obviously pissed off he got marked down for the synthol use in his glutes, and asks Sean for a burrito that he proceeds to smoke. He then flies off....,I mean literally, to attend a Grateful Dead concert which was held on one of Mars' satellites. Barbara Streisand won both the super heavyweight and the overall and she was totally hitting on me.

[Simple Simon]

Great story. Brings back memories of when I was invited to guest-pose at the 10th edition of Mr SAUERKRAUT on Planet Mars. Sean Connery had just finished his posing round, and he's having a Kit Kat backstage with Bozo The clown when Christopher Walken walks in, obviously pissed off he got marked down for the synthol use in his glutes, and asks Sean for a burrito that he proceeds to smoke. He then flies off....,I mean literally, to attend a Grateful Dead concert which was held on one of Mars' satellites. Barbara Streisand won both the super heavyweight and the overall and she was totally hitting on me.

 

maybe we should have a thread dedicated to these stories...