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I assume most of you had parents who ragged on you to make your bed every morning or most of us getbiggers just had our fat mexican maids do it.  Think about this.

When you sleep you sweat and shed skin all night.  By making your bed you're trapping that sweat and skin with a big warm comforter and letting it incubate all day in a dark warm environment.  Leaving the top sheets off let's your bed sheet dry up and allows air to flow over cleaning up all of the dead skin and crap.

Best to not make your bed and leave the top sheets off to let your bed breathe during the day.



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Re: Fixing your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2017, 11:00:32 AM »
fuck off

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Re: Fixing your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2017, 11:03:29 AM »
It's called making the bed.  Your parents even taught you the wrong phrase.

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Re: Fixing your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2017, 11:27:40 AM »
I assume most of you had parents who ragged on you to fix your bed every morning or most of us getbiggers just had our fat mexican maids do it.  Think about this.

When you sleep you sweat and shed skin all night.  By fixing your bed you're trapping that sweat and skin with a big warm comforter and letting it incubate all day in a dark warm environment.  Leaving the top sheets off let's your bed sheet dry up and allows air to flow over cleaning up all of the dead skin and crap.

Best to not fix your bed and leave the top sheets off to let your bed breath during the day.




You sound suspiciously foreign here.

Or you transported in from the 1700s colonial america.
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Re: Fixing your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2017, 11:45:26 AM »
Science.

Bro.


Science.

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Re: Fixing your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2017, 11:52:22 AM »
imagine all the faggotts in the army making beds

haha most of them are better making beds and shining shoes than fighting


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Re: Making your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2017, 09:27:03 PM »
I assume most of you had parents who ragged on you to make your bed every morning or most of us getbiggers just had our fat mexican maids do it.  Think about this.

When you sleep you sweat and shed skin all night.  By making your bed you're trapping that sweat and skin with a big warm comforter and letting it incubate all day in a dark warm environment.  Leaving the top sheets off let's your bed sheet dry up and allows air to flow over cleaning up all of the dead skin and crap.

Best to not make your bed and leave the top sheets off to let your bed breathe during the day.




Let's consider some possible motivations behind their advice:

1.  Perhaps every glimpse of disorder exacts a small aesthetic cost, slowly erasing their sanity.
2.  They may desire to instill discipline, choosing this simple and attainable goal to do so.
3.  The mindful parent may be wary of instilling neuroses, particularly fear of invisible and practically unquantifiable ills
4.  Due to the difficulties inhering in assessing risk of this kind (cf. point 3), the parent may find herself fully relieved after employing any countermeasure whatever, e.g. regular washing
5.  Washing, laundry, etc. if not sufficient, in itself, to abnegate one's fear of filth, may serve in aggregate tip the scales, by dint of (2).

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Re: Making your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2017, 09:47:43 PM »
I assume most of you had parents who ragged on you to make your bed every morning or most of us getbiggers just had our fat mexican maids do it.  Think about this.

When you sleep you sweat and shed skin all night.  By making your bed you're trapping that sweat and skin with a big warm comforter and letting it incubate all day in a dark warm environment.  Leaving the top sheets off let's your bed sheet dry up and allows air to flow over cleaning up all of the dead skin and crap.

Best to not make your bed and leave the top sheets off to let your bed breathe during the day.




Make your bed you lazy fuck and quit with the excuses. No wonder why millennials are so fuckkng lazy. Now go sue your parents for child abuse

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Re: Fixing your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2017, 10:35:10 AM »
imagine all the faggotts in the army making beds

haha most of them are better making beds and shining shoes than fighting



Theyd improve their fighting skills with bicep curls and tribal tattoos.

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Re: Making your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2017, 11:10:07 AM »
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Re: Making your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2017, 04:39:04 PM »
The older generation had lots of ideas that they passed off as "truth," which we now know are absolutely false.

As for making my bed, I never do! There is no sense of making it since you sleep in it a few hours later--it's really a pointless chore.

Other than my bed, the rest of my place is spotless. I just can't gather the care to make my bed which will be used in a few hours.
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Re: Making your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2017, 04:55:24 PM »
I assume most of you had parents who ragged on you to make your bed every morning or most of us getbiggers just had our fat mexican maids do it.  Think about this.

When you sleep you sweat and shed skin all night.  By making your bed you're trapping that sweat and skin with a big warm comforter and letting it incubate all day in a dark warm environment.  Leaving the top sheets off let's your bed sheet dry up and allows air to flow over cleaning up all of the dead skin and crap.

Best to not make your bed and leave the top sheets off to let your bed breathe during the day.




European Duvet really works well. No top sheet, just the covered duvet. Leave it in a wad or fold it at the end of the bed.


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Re: Fixing your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2017, 04:59:17 PM »
imagine all the faggotts in the army making beds

haha most of them are better making beds and shining shoes than fighting



Imagine being in the military and not making your bed or shining your shoes. Combat requires being well trained and disciplined.

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Re: Making your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2017, 05:59:14 PM »
Back feels better after sleeping on floor for a few days

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Re: Making your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2017, 06:04:34 PM »
Back feels better after sleeping on floor for a few days

Were the bed bugs biting it?  :)

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Re: Making your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2017, 06:28:20 PM »
The older generation had lots of ideas that they passed off as "truth," which we now know are absolutely false.

As for making my bed, I never do! There is no sense of making it since you sleep in it a few hours later--it's really a pointless chore.

Other than my bed, the rest of my place is spotless. I just can't gather the care to make my bed which will be used in a few hours.

I take one or two shits a day, yet I still wipe my ass.


As to the OP original post, if you're worried about bed bugs, wash your sheets once a week. Who the fuck doesn't do laundry?

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Re: Making your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2017, 06:33:16 PM »
Creepy European Duvet Of Peace

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Re: Making your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2017, 06:35:08 PM »
They fill them with old cheese.  It's disgusting.

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Re: Making your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2017, 06:38:03 PM »
I take one or two shits a day, yet I still wipe my ass.


As to the OP original post, if you're worried about bed bugs, wash your sheets once a week. Who the fuck doesn't do laundry?

Wiping your butt is clearly for hygiene. I'd imagine not wiping can lead to skin rashes or infections.

Can the same be said for not making your bed? Probably not.

It's a lot more important to wash your sheets regularly. I wash my sheets one time per week.
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Re: Making your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2017, 08:42:54 PM »
I take one or two shits a day, yet I still wipe my ass.


As to the OP original post, if you're worried about bed bugs, wash your sheets once a week. Who the fuck doesn't do laundry?

Obviously El Diablo Blanco doesn't. His mom still washes his sheets.....and makes his bed.

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Re: Making your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2017, 08:45:14 PM »
The older generation had lots of ideas that they passed off as "truth," which we now know are absolutely false.

As for making my bed, I never do! There is no sense of making it since you sleep in it a few hours later--it's really a pointless chore.

Other than my bed, the rest of my place is spotless. I just can't gather the care to make my bed which will be used in a few hours.

I personally think if someone can do a simple thing like making their bed in the morning it shows lack of organization.

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Re: Making your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2017, 05:27:35 AM »
I personally think if someone can do a simple thing like making their bed in the morning it shows lack of organization.


What you personally think may or may not be aligned with what is actually true.

Your personal thoughts have little to do with what is objectively true.

For example, you stated that not making your bed in the morning shows lack of disorganization. Lack of disorganization in what domains of life? There are many people who are disorganized in their home life, but are extremely organized in their work life and vice versa. Further, I do not make my bed, yet the rest of my apartment is spotless and I am very organized in my work life. How do you explain that?  ??? ??? Further, I know people who do not make their bed in the morning, yet are organized in other aspects of their lives. It seems like you make broad generalizations without really providing evidence.   :-\ :-\
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Re: Making your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2017, 05:37:53 AM »
European Duvet really works well. No top sheet, just the covered duvet. Leave it in a wad or fold it at the end of the bed.

Yup.  10 seconds....

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Re: Making your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2017, 01:39:58 PM »
I always made a half arsed attempt at making my bed as a teenager bu not because my Mam said so but so she would minimising the chance of her finding the large collection of crumpled porn mags under the mattress

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Re: Making your bed is a bad thing. Parents were wrong as usual
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2017, 08:51:10 PM »
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