I haven't had floating poop in years

[Tapeworm]

But when I was a kid it would float all the time.  What changed?

[SOMEPARTS]

Enlarged sphincter diameter.

[Tapeworm]

If you had diamond abrasives you could polish it and market it as a kitchen counter top.

brb have to find the big micrometers

[BB]

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Generally, sinkers are noted for being a sign of better fat and nutrient absorption, and less gassy content.

[Tapeworm]

I guess that's a good thing then.  Idk.  But it's like my innocence sank away along with my poop. 

[Coach is Back!]

Maybe you have a "Tapeworm" 

[Tapeworm]

But then he must have solid poop.  Cause if he had gassy poop it'd make my poop buoyant.  I'll have a word with him.

[BB]

I guess that's a good thing then.  Idk.  But it's like my innocence sank away along with my poop. 

I don't know, I always felt more powerful after dropping a good one. Disorder, then a serene emptiness. I imagine Curtis Lemay felt the same way during WWII.

[Tapeworm]

I don't know, I always felt more powerful after dropping a good one. Disorder, then a serene emptiness. I imagine Curtis Lemay felt the same way during WWII.

I'll bomb them back to the Porcelain Age!

[Skeletor]

Enlarged sphincter diameter.

Hahaha.

[The Keto Kid]

I have a doctor friend who worked in Thailand for about 4 years and he was telling me that people in certain countries like this will never experience a solid stool there whole life and it's completely normal, I gotta say that was mind boggling.

[Kwon]

But when I was a kid it would float all the time.  What changed?

Posing trunks too small.

[Simple Simon]

I once had shit like spagetti, I was worried at first then I realised I had just shit through my string vest....

[balzac]

[Kwon]

Floatenstein

[Fortress]

Fortress’s toilet offerings sink like the Titanic.

[Tapeworm]

I bragged to everyone I know when I made this thread. Now I get to brag it got bumped.

[Spike]

isnt that an indication of fat being present in your fecal matter ?

or it may be too much gas ?  just hit some beano up

but it happens when I eat a lot of coconut rice too or load up on the MCTs in the coffee

[joswift]

Enlarged sphincter diameter.

Hankins had a large one at 8 thanks to his uncle.

[Dokey111]

eat more sawdust

[Taffin]

A couple of times after eating Chinese food, I've had what I called the 'Combination-Specific-Gravity' shits - essentially like a brown lava lamp, with some 'components' seeming to exhibit fluctuating buoyancy properties... wouldn't have noticed in your average facility, but this fancy place had a bidet



TL/DR - my shit kept floating up and down

[The Scott]

I fully expected there to be a gif of bhanky's head bobbing up and down in a toilet.

[Flexacon]

But when I was a kid it would float all the time.  What changed?

Your intestines got longer. Food stays in your digestive system longer which makes it more efficient at extracting nutrients.

Your poop is now denser as there is very little undigested/partially digested food in there which is the main reason for floaters.

[Kwon]

A couple of times after eating Chinese food, I've had what I called the 'Combination-Specific-Gravity' shits - essentially like a brown lava lamp, with some 'components' seeming to exhibit fluctuating buoyancy properties... wouldn't have noticed in your average facility, but this fancy place had a bidet



TL/DR - my shit kept floating up and down

I remember this, i was hiding in the next cubicle jacking off as i watched Robguns jack off to Matt C who jacked off while watching your floater go up..... and down.....


up..... and down....

[Sandrock]

Fortress’s toilet offerings sink like the Titanic.

Good thing they don't explode like the Titan!