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Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« on: July 31, 2017, 01:28:19 PM »
Contestants...
1.Alex23 aka Fallsview, and numerous other gimmicks.
Married a black woman but she left him. Serious alcohol and now legal problems. And this guy is on gear in that pic hahahahahaha Oh Jesus  ;D
Please feel free to add anyone you feel deserves a chance at this title

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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2017, 01:32:58 PM »
2. Fat Panda
Scottish guy now feared to have topped himself but allowed compete in this due to his obvious dedication to obesity
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2017, 01:35:44 PM »
 3. Vince Goodrum
 Our first African American competitor is Vince Goodrum. Vince actually competed in real bodybuilding comps in the past bringing an impressive 32% bf to stage. Vince states his hobbies as homosexuality and poverty, along with delussionism.
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2017, 01:38:42 PM »
Vince on stage. Note the people in the background literally pissing themselves with laughter
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2017, 01:44:55 PM »
4. Cswole
Wigger and drug addict and prime contender for a heart attack or stroke with that blood pressure. Also raps.
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2017, 01:49:28 PM »
Cswole in all his glory
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2017, 01:56:12 PM »
5. Wiggs
Our second black competitor and also the only other black man on the site, giving a 100% proof of the Africans having poor genetics, no discipline, and costing the taxpayers a fortune in medical bills. Marijuana addicted 45yr old whose last job was a month stint in a sneaker store. Also believes the earth is flat and a load of other drug addled nonsense. This is actually a good picture of him, I'll find a more recent one later.
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2017, 01:56:41 PM »
Don't forget about Pumpster.

Children are the orgasm of life.





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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2017, 01:58:17 PM »
Pumpster was actually a mod on the training board, all while looking like this. Claimed girls shouted complements out of their cars at him as he cycled along. Came back recently as?????
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2017, 02:01:59 PM »
What are the judging criteria? Bodyfat %? Gross weight? Waist size? Personality/charisma? Overall post count? Amount of note worthy posts?
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2017, 02:08:14 PM »
Quote from: Skeletor on July 31, 2017, 02:01:59 PM
What are the judging criteria? Bodyfat %? Gross weight? Waist size? Personality/charisma? Overall post count? Amount of note worthy posts?
Estimated bf level, consideration as to whether the person was on anabolics at time of picture taken, delussionism to actually post the pics or mod a training board.

Personality doesn't count as most of the above except Goodrum have no personality or wit, post count doesn't count as most of the above have numerous gimmicks.
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2017, 02:09:41 PM »


thats the creepiest picture ive ever seen  :D
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2017, 02:26:36 PM »
Lets let the WoT finish listing all his contestants before commenting.
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2017, 02:29:24 PM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on July 31, 2017, 02:26:36 PM
Lets let the WoT finish listing all his contestants before commenting.
Anyone can enter contestants man
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2017, 02:32:54 PM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on July 31, 2017, 02:26:36 PM
Lets let the WoT finish listing all his contestants before commenting.
Lets Anyone can enter contestants man Lets
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2017, 02:43:03 PM »
It is my deep belief that Alex23 was at his highest lean state in the first pic. He must be a lot (and i mean blob like status) more obese right now, borderlining my 600lb life material.
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2017, 02:50:56 PM »
Quote from: The Wizard of Truth on July 31, 2017, 02:29:24 PM
Anyone can enter contestants man

You were doing so well I didn't want lesser posters to interrupt.
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2017, 03:30:08 PM »
Quote from: The Wizard of Truth on July 31, 2017, 01:56:12 PM
5. Wiggs
Our second black competitor and also the only other black man on the site, giving a 100% proof of the Africans having poor genetics, no discipline, and costing the taxpayers a fortune in medical bills. Marijuana addicted 45yr old whose last job was a month stint in a sneaker store. Also believes the earth is flat and a load of other drug addled nonsense. This is actually a good picture of him, I'll find a more recent one later.


I like Wiggs so it bothers me when I ask why is he meeting with Chic outside of the men's room?
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2017, 04:43:23 PM »
Quote from: falco on July 31, 2017, 02:43:03 PM
It is my deep belief that Alex23 was at his highest lean state in the first pic. He must be a lot (and i mean blob like status) more obese right now, borderlining my 600lb life material.
Agreed 100% buy he's too mentally weak to even use his own account now so I doubt we'll see a current photo.
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2017, 04:49:43 PM »
Quote from: The Wizard of Truth on July 31, 2017, 01:32:58 PM
2. Fat Panda
Scottish guy now feared to have topped himself but allowed compete in this due to his obvious dedication to obesity


wow

even worse than my current condition
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2017, 05:01:34 PM »
I nominate Howard
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2017, 05:07:57 PM »
Quote from: The Wizard of Truth on July 31, 2017, 01:28:19 PM
Contestants...
1.Alex23 aka Fallsview, and numerous other gimmicks.
Married a black woman but she left him. Serious alcohol and now legal problems. And this guy is on gear in that pic hahahahahaha Oh Jesus  ;D
Please feel free to add anyone you feel deserves a chance at this title

STAY POSITIVE

In all honesty, he's not beach body there but is pretty big. Isn't he over 6'?
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2017, 05:17:46 PM »
Quote from: Dave D on July 31, 2017, 03:30:08 PM
I like Wiggs so it bothers me when I ask why is he meeting with Chic outside of the men's room?
i nominate bobby chicky boom boom in that pic with wiggs
Chick always looks like he's minutes away from a heart attack
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2017, 05:20:38 PM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on July 31, 2017, 05:07:57 PM
In all honesty, he's not beach body there but is pretty big. Isn't he over 6'?
He's full of gear and gh in the pic and looks like A prader willi patient
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Re: Mr. Obese Getbig 2017
« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2017, 06:20:15 PM »
TOKA SWOLA did what he had to do to try and make a name for himself

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