She was staying at mine, I then had to work away for 48hrs and made it home from the aiport around 11pm, she would have known a man who's been working away and travelling home for half a day would probably like a decent home cooked meal, nope. She sat on her ass all evening enjoying the comforts of my home and i walked in to a cold living room and empty fridge.
You're a happily married man, you know a keeper is someone who does the little things for you.
so you let a girl you are just dating stay in your home?
Seriously, bearing in mind you are British I find it odd you use the word dating in the first place.
Oh, and my wife never cooks anything...