We sold a ton of those fucking cookies. When they first came out everybody or talk about them being so fucking healthy and tasting so fucking good it was like some scientists split the atom for the first time or some shit. I wouldn't tell the customer's shit and will let them by as many as they could afford unless they were clients of course then I'd let him know there's like 60g of sugar or some shit / cookies and if they want to spend $3 give it to me and I'll give them a packet of those $.99 cent grandma's cookies you buy at 7-Eleven & a 16 oz bottle of milk..... & pocket a cool $1 profit ea time
Ah yes, the "fucking cookies". Pure genius, there PBJ...pure Genovan genius. Did you parents have any children they raised or did they sell the entire litter to illiterate Schmomalians for buttsechs?
Psssssst. Here's the time when you reply, "meltdown".
As a friend would've said, "Run along now, ESF. I think I hear your mother calling you. For seconds."