and im telling you its not a bad way to live
im drinking some good 4-6 bottles of beer at the end of the day for relaxation
and i got some good country music on the stereo
Did you gain 100 pounds while off the steroids and meth?
Did you stop at a garage sale and pick up Uncle Roy's old guitar and think you could play it?
Did you melt some solder down and drink it thinking the tin and copper would evoke healing properties in the circulatory system?
Did you strum your guitar making obnoxious noise thinking it sounded good?
Did you start a Jethro Tull workout by lifting bags of bricks while listening to Thick As A Brick?
If you said yes to two of these you're on your way!
GODSPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
