You claim you are a narcissist, narcissists by definition can't make friends as friendship is a two way street.
try again....
in the jew s of a "friends" aren't really "friends" as the rest of the world sees it
friends are basically guys you go out with to pick up females or to train or play sport with
we don't share secrets or have any kind of emotional connection coz that is too pussified to do
and yep, I'm thinking of ways to try and use him like I've used other friends here
the norweign one paid for my drinks and entry to clubs when I used to drink, and when we went to the whorehouse he'd give me cash for a fuck with a hooker
the french one would hook me up with some of his X fuckmates, so I'd take advantage of my friendships in an intelligent and cunning way, and if they didn't bring me any benefits I'd cut them off