The Great Eclipse - Discussion

[El Diablo Blanco]

It's supposed to last 2 total minutes. While everyone is going blind outside trying to watch it, I'm going to crack one off during the same time.  When people ask where you were during the eclipse I can tell them busting my load.

[FREAKgeek]

I thought all NASA does is tell lies.

[falco]

I thought this thread was about Orville Burke.

[Obvious Gimmick]

False flag, earth flat, black widow bite, no homo, thunderdome fuckface

[Shizzo]

When will it be visible from Florida?

[MORTALCOIL]

Great name for ESFitness's UG lab brand.

[Shizzo]

Great name for ESFitness's UG lab brand.

Or when your wife or girlfriend stands in front of the television.

[Dave D]

When will it be visible from Florida?

Yes but you have to stare directly into it.

[Shizzo]

Yes but you have to stare directly into it.

I was always told that looking at an eclipse, is similar to looking at my reflection in the mirror. You can't focus for too long, or you will go blind.

[NaturalWonder83]

I was always told that looking at an eclipse, is similar to looking at my reflection in the mirror. You can't focus for too long, or you will go blind.

not funny at all
fail u little fat piggy

[Shizzo]

not funny at all
fail u little fat piggy

Do you have any extra pumpkin pie protein bars that you can send me? 

[Ron]

It's supposed to last 2 total minutes. While everyone is going blind outside trying to watch it, I'm going to crack one off during the same time.  When people ask where you were during the eclipse I can tell them busting my load.

Make sure you be patient for the right moment when it is total darkness because the whole effect should be historical.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Make sure you be patient for the right moment when it is total darkness because the whole effect should be historical.

Haha.  how was your trip down here to San Diego?

[The_Punisher]

Oregon seem to have the best of it.....total fucking darkness there for a few minutes

[Irongrip400]

Make sure you be patient for the right moment when it is total darkness because the whole effect should be historical.

And always have a spotter. Jacking off and looking at an eclipse, two things guaranteed to make you go blind.

[Darren Avey]

Saw it in 1999, so it goes dark who cares. It goes dark every day so whats so exciting.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Saw it in 1999, so it goes dark who cares. It goes dark every day so whats so exciting.

2 minutes of distraction from the nonsense of Donald Trump

[Shizzo]

Saw it in 1999, so it goes dark who cares. It goes dark every day so whats so exciting.

I thought this particular one happens once every 99 years?

They are making it act like it's a once in a lifetime eclipse.

[Chadwick The Beta]

Not visible in Australia so chilidogging will not be affected.

They should spank black kids harder during eclipses; they've tried everything else.
 
I hope that people watching the eclipse are saved.

[Irongrip400]

I thought this particular one happens once every 99 years?

They are making it act like it's a once in a lifetime eclipse.

The last total eclipse was 1979. I remember a partial when I was in middle school around the sixt grade though.

[Taffin]

And always have a spotter. Jacking off and looking at an eclipse, two things guaranteed to make you go blind.

So what happens if you jack off while looking at an eclipse..?  (C'mon, somebody on here must know  )

[Shizzo]

So what happens if you jack off while looking at an eclipse..?  (C'mon, somebody on here must know  )

You end up in a medically induced coma.

[Rudee]

Was only a partial eclipse where I live.  Was rather lame. 

[mryorkielover]

[Simple Simon]