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Figured I would ask you guys this question
« on: August 21, 2017, 01:39:06 PM »
I took a dump this morning and pushed pretty hard then wiped and it was purple,not maroon not red fucking purple like a violet.Now I ate 3 plums and 18 oz of blueberry 2 days prior and didn't take a dump til this morning.What the fuck?is it from the plum skin?Cant figure it out on google.Anyone had this?any docs here?Thansk for any help.

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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2017, 01:44:17 PM »
did you bump into rangerwill?

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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2017, 01:44:36 PM »
did you bump into rangerwill?

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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2017, 01:52:58 PM »
One of you brilliant asswipes has to know something?

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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2017, 02:03:06 PM »
Hemaroid  maybe?

Side note, evidently I'm so bad at spelling it that my phone doesn't know what the word is. But I'm talking about the things you need preparation H for.

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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2017, 02:13:08 PM »
Sounds like just the fruit, no need to worry.   :-*

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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2017, 02:22:08 PM »
What a shitty thread..... An admitted racist, can't figure out why his poop changes colors. Case dismissed.

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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2017, 02:36:39 PM »
I'd say 99.9% the fruit.

Fruits and veggies can change stool color and your stool color sounds consistent with blueberries and plums.
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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2017, 02:42:31 PM »
I'd say 99.9% the fruit.

Fruits and veggies can change stool color and your stool color sounds consistent with blueberries and plums.

I think rangerwill has already been ruled out.

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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2017, 02:57:59 PM »
This color can be caused by intestinal bleeding (usually in the small intestine or first part of the colon), ulcers, tumors, Crohn's disease, ulcerative colitis, or infections.

Or the food you ate.  See if it happens again.

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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2017, 03:01:50 PM »
shitty thread.

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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2017, 03:02:04 PM »
The stool itself was normal color it was when I wiped the tp was grape color.Then I took a second dump about an hour ago and no purple.

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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2017, 03:16:19 PM »
Next time don't let this guy jizz in your ass


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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2017, 03:20:01 PM »
PM Johnny Falcon or Rami and leave us alone with your shit stories

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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2017, 03:25:25 PM »
This color can be caused by intestinal bleeding (usually in the small intestine or first part of the colon), ulcers, tumors, Crohn's disease, ulcerative colitis, or infections.

Or the food you ate.  See if it happens again.

Upper gi bleeding the stool is black, lower it's bloody.

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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2017, 03:47:07 PM »
Did u eat beets or anything? They can cause weird colors -and maybe the fruit did?
But I would seriously see a dr
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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2017, 04:29:38 PM »
The stool itself was normal color it was when I wiped the tp was grape color.Then I took a second dump about an hour ago and no purple.

Glad to hear!
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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2017, 04:33:44 PM »
Glad to hear!

Hahaha,thanks for all the funny and real replies.Hopefullys doesn't happen again.

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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2017, 04:42:01 PM »
Hemaroid  maybe?

Side note, evidently I'm so bad at spelling it that my phone doesn't know what the word is. But I'm talking about the things you need preparation H for.

Actually just found an article saying a hemmoroid can cause this.hopefully fruit but I'll take hemmoroid as a second if has to be something.

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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2017, 04:51:04 PM »
I took a dump this morning and pushed pretty hard then wiped and it was purple,not maroon not red fucking purple like a violet.Now I ate 3 plums and 18 oz of blueberry 2 days prior and didn't take a dump til this morning.What the fuck?is it from the plum skin?Cant figure it out on google.Anyone had this?any docs here?Thansk for any help.

Maybe you are an alien.  :)

Beets will color you stool too. I guess that would be more maroon and not purple.

Hemorrhoids sometimes bleed. Blood is red though unless you're a "blue blood".  ;D

Don't worry about it unless it becomes a regular occurrence.

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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2017, 05:07:15 PM »
I took a dump this morning and pushed pretty hard then wiped and it was purple,not maroon not red fucking purple like a violet.Now I ate 3 plums and 18 oz of blueberry 2 days prior and didn't take a dump til this morning.What the fuck?is it from the plum skin?Cant figure it out on google.Anyone had this?any docs here?Thansk for any help.

My 2 cents...

You were mildly constipated (clue - you had to 'push pretty hard')
The blueberries got stuck behind the 'rogue' bolus
The fibre in them worked their magic
First movement cleared the blockage
Blueberry color followed....

The only scientific 'evidence' I can bring to bear on this is that our local pigeons eat a LOT of elderberries and proceed to cover our cars with purple poop!

To go back to the constipation point, a good rule of thumb is the '3 x 3' rule - you should be going a minimum of 3 times a week, and a maximum of 3 times a day.

And I'll just leave this here  ;D


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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2017, 05:12:00 PM »
My 2 cents...

You were mildly constipated (clue - you had to 'push pretty hard')
The blueberries got stuck behind the 'rogue' bolus
The fibre in them worked their magic
First movement cleared the blockage
Blueberry color followed....

The only scientific 'evidence' I can bring to bear on this is that our local pigeons eat a LOT of elderberries and proceed to cover our cars with purple poop!

To go back to the constipation point, a good rule of thumb is the '3 x 3' rule - you should be going a minimum of 3 times a week, and a maximum of 3 times a day.

And I'll just leave this here  ;D




Thanks,that makes perfect sense.I usually go everyday but sometimes I miss a day.

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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2017, 05:43:31 PM »
Actually just found an article saying a hemmoroid can cause this.hopefully fruit but I'll take hemmoroid as a second if has to be something.

You could also have an anal fissure, which is like a cut when pushing too hard or wiping too hard.

As for a hemorrhoid, well, they are extremely common. Nothing to fret about.

But most likely the fruit you ate. Overall, I think you will live to post another day on getbig!
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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2017, 06:10:19 PM »
You could also have an anal fissure, which is like a cut when pushing too hard or wiping too hard.

As for a hemorrhoid, well, they are extremely common. Nothing to fret about.

But most likely the fruit you ate. Overall, I think you will live to post another day on getbig!

Ok as long as I get another day here I'm good to go.

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Re: Figured I would ask you guys this question
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2017, 06:22:56 PM »
Tell your boyfriend to not be so rough next time cuz that boy tore you up.