" God makes no mistakes "
God wanted Dallas to choke
I'm sure that's a comfort to his family
Good old compassionate Phil.
There's solace in his warm words of wisdom.
Phil: God knew Dallas was a bright star here for a moment. Thats why he had so much success so young.
Dallas family: thank you
Phil: He left us before he could win the Olympia, but God knows I'm not going anywhere for awhile so He didn't want Dallas to suffer. He was a great person but not as great as of a bodybuilder.
Dallas family: okay.
Phil: he died doing what he loved, which is how we should leave the earth....
Dallas family: He choked to death!?
Phil:No, I meant he was eating prepping for the Olympia. But God knows I was going to win so He didn't let Dallas suffer preparing for defeat....
Dallas Family: Has anyone told you you're really narrow?