With age, do you still get a parsh on a regular basis?

[Tapeworm]

A brief but profound display of erudition, Tape! No doubt you are calling upon your Heidegger.

For those very few outside of the loop, take note. Tape suggests that something either is or is not, so, because the referred to in-between state, i.e., the so-called "parsh," is neither of the disjuncts, it frustrates any kind of ontological commitments. Heidegger embarrassingly argued in favor of das Parsh with his philosophy of Dasein (simultaneous here-being and there-being) by famously stating that the only authentic kind of Being is the "not-yet." However, as devastatingly shot down by Heidegger's lusty housemaid, "you might call das Parsh something, but soft entry sucks."

I confess that I was just channeling my inner Yoda. 

But I still celebrate Marty at work.  When I hand someone a headlamp I just can't help myself and say "Here, be like Heidegger.  The illumination thing, I mean.  Not the Nazi thing."  I get the strangest looks.

[Shizzo]

Parsh was Goodrum's favorite Spicegirl.

[Primemuscle]

The Peter North thing has always thrown me.

I don't understand fag culture.

Apparently, it is worse to suck the tube steak than it is to take it up the chute.

In all of his fag vids, he takes it up the butt, but he never once sucks on a ding dong.

Go figure.

People have likes and dislikes....simple as that.

[Kwon]

[Primemuscle]

That butt is either a serious deformity or a Photoshop. Talk about a flat ass.

[Kwon]

[Taffin]

I'm hard all the fucking time.Its a pain.Coach how the hell you not know who Peterson north is?In my daily life that guys name comes up weekly hahahahha.

Coach - you know who this guy is?

[SF1900]

Coach - you know who this guy is?

RJ used to be a high school teacher.

[BB]

Ron Jeremy has a tortoise -

.

.

[Coach is Back!]

Coach - you know who this guy is?

I don't

[SOMEPARTS]

I don't

 

[Primemuscle]

Coach - you know who this guy is?

He is an enigma. A fat, ugly and old porn actor with a busy dick. Who would have thought....Rod Jeremy. He's almost everything you wouldn't expect a porn actor to be.

[Coach is Back!]

He is an enigma. A fat, ugly and old porn actor with a busy dick. Who would have thought....Rod Jeremy. He's almost everything you wouldn't expect a porn actor to be.

This guys a porn actor? You have to be shitting me? 😂😂😂😂

[Taffin]

This guys a porn actor? You have to be shitting me? 😂😂😂😂

We sh1t you not - he's a Hall of Famer to boot!

Ronald Jeremy Hyatt (born March 12, 1953), better known by the stage name Ron Jeremy, is an American pornographic actor, filmmaker, actor, and stand-up comedian.[4][1]

Years active   1979–present
Height   5 ft 6 in (1.68 m)
Website   ronjeremy.com
No. of adult films   2,216 as actor
285 as director
(per IAFD)[3]
Nicknamed "The Hedgehog", Jeremy was ranked by AVN at No. 1 in their "50 Top Porn Stars of All Time"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy



Ask me why he's called "the hedge"  

[robcguns]

I don't

Wow,I've never come in contact with anyone in my life who didn't know who Ron Jeremy was.I get it you don't watch porn which I find very hard to believe but never heard of Ron Jeremy?Any woman I ever met knew who he was.

[Simple Simon]

Wow,I've never come in contact with online in my life who didn't know who Ron Jeremy was.I get it you don't watch porn which I find very hard to believe but never heard of Ron Jeremy?Any woman I ever met knew who he was.

Ron was once in a bar with esfitness, someone walked in and said, who's that bloke over there with esfitness?

[HTexan]

Wow,I've never come in contact with online in my life who didn't know who Ron Jeremy was.I get it you don't watch porn which I find very hard to believe but never heard of Ron Jeremy?Any woman I ever met knew who he was.

Coach is gay bah. Stop hate criming him.

[_bruce_]

The Peter North thing has always thrown me.

I don't understand fag culture.

Apparently, it is worse to suck the tube steak than it is to take it up the chute.

In all of his fag vids, he takes it up the butt, but he never once sucks on a ding dong.

Go figure.

North may have been in it purely for ego and money. Male "actors" don't earn much, if any, so North went South and split his cheeks.
If you do porn in Europe for a bigger company you get 500€ a day.

[Coach is Back!]

Coach is gay bah. Stop hate criming him.

You sound like a 12 year old

[HTexan]

You sound like a 12 year old

you sound like a flaming midget 

[Dan-O]

Even I recognize Ron Jeremy.  He's even played himself in a few legitimate movies/TV shows, that's how ubiquitous his fame is nowadays.

But I've never watched a porno and I detest porn.  I love the sight of a beautiful woman, don't get me wrong, but porn is just degrading for everyone involved--the people who make it and the people who are exposed to it.  It's like cheap rot-gut whiskey for the mind.  Eventually your liver can clean out whatever nasty shit you've put into your body, but unfortunately the mind doesn't work the same way--what has been seen cannot be un-seen.

[Primemuscle]

We sh1t you not - he's a Hall of Famer to boot!

Ronald Jeremy Hyatt (born March 12, 1953), better known by the stage name Ron Jeremy, is an American pornographic actor, filmmaker, actor, and stand-up comedian.[4][1]

Years active   1979–present
Height   5 ft 6 in (1.68 m)
Website   ronjeremy.com
No. of adult films   2,216 as actor
285 as director
(per IAFD)[3]
Nicknamed "The Hedgehog", Jeremy was ranked by AVN at No. 1 in their "50 Top Porn Stars of All Time"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy



Ask me why he's called "the hedge"  

Don't be coy.

Rod Jeremy (The Hedgehog) is widely known for being overweight, having copious amounts of body hair, and possessing a remarkably large penis. He can self-fellate.

[Taffin]

North went South and split his cheeks East and West...

Sorry - I had a compulsive need to push that neat little bit of word play past breaking point - apologies

Even I recognize Ron Jeremy.  He's even played himself in a few legitimate movies/TV shows, that's how ubiquitous his fame is nowadays.

But (1) I've never watched a porno and I detest porn.  I love the sight of a beautiful woman, don't get me wrong, but porn is just degrading for everyone involved--the people who make it and the people who are exposed to it.  It's like cheap rot-gut whiskey for the mind.  Eventually your liver can clean out whatever nasty shit you've put into your body, but unfortunately (2) the mind doesn't work the same way--what has been seen cannot be un-seen.

1.  I applaud you, but anticipate a little teasing from 'the fellas' on here... 

2.  Well it's a bit late to tell me that!  I guess they'd better hurry up and finish inventing those flashy memory things then! 

[Dan-O]

Sorry - I had a compulsive need to push that neat little bit of word play past breaking point - apologies


1.  I applaud you, but anticipate a little teasing from 'the fellas' on here... 

2.  Well it's a bit late to tell me that!  I guess they'd better hurry up and finish inventing those flashy memory things then! 

LOL yep.  I'm probably telling that to the wrong crowd but hey, it is what it is.  I won't judge if you won't.

[Henda]

Don't be coy.

Rod Jeremy (The Hedgehog) is widely known for being overweight, having copious amounts of body hair, and possessing a remarkably large penis. He can self-fellate.

Can you self fellate homomuscle??