look dj, if you want to use a gimmick try and make it a bit less obvious.
Heh, i will bet serious money that I am not DJ's puppet. Name the amount

If an IP check won't do, please tell me how we might resolve this once and for all.
Really.
I will gladly divulge my real name and location in confidence, but as I have said, I'm formerly Lodz and Doriancutlerman from these parts. I do not wish to antagonize you because, no shit!, I like you; but beyond that, I'm really not sure what else to say. (Well, this, with all respect to DJ: frankly, anyone who has a rudimentary grasp of written English might clear!y see the difference between our posts.)
In addition to that, I ... Uffdah! LOL. My girlfriend can't meet me given this stupid storm. She can't get gas in an area some 50 miles in a radius of her hometown.
Again, friends: I do not dislike DJ. I actually root for him

. But the sooner we can dismiss any talk about me being anyone's puppets, the better

. Will it take me sharing embarrassing photos of my detrained self, after I underwent major gut surgery?