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Gatorade protein bars....
« on: September 15, 2017, 07:14:11 AM »
Are delicious.


Go figure a sports supplement like Gatorade figures out how to make a great tasting "recovery" bar while Metrx and whoever else makes bodybuilding supplements still haven't figured out how to make something decent tasting.*


* I haven't bought a protein bar in years so I don't know if the actually taste better. The last ones I remember buying were the detour bars.

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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2017, 07:16:07 AM »
Are delicious.


Go figure a sports supplement like Gatorade figures out how to make a great tasting "recovery" bar while Metrx and whoever else makes bodybuilding supplements still haven't figured out how to make something decent tasting.*


* I haven't bought a protein bar in years so I don't know if the actually taste better. The last one I remember buying was detour bars.

Our school is sponsored by Gatorade so we get them all the time. Yes, one of the best bars out there.

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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2017, 07:16:20 AM »
Yeah no shit they taste good, with 40g of carbs, 30g of sugar, 13g of fat, and 20g of protein.

Ingredients:
CHOCOLATE FLAVORED COATING (CANE SYRUP, VEGETABLE OIL (PALM KERNEL AND PALM OIL), WHEY PROTEIN ISOLATE, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), SOY LECITHIN, NATURAL FLAVOR), WHEY PROTEIN CRISP (WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, CORN STARCH), SEMISWEET CHOCOLATE CHIPS (SUGAR, CHOCOLATE LIQUOR, COCOA BUTTER, SOY LECITHIN, VANILLA EXTRACT), CHOCOLATE CHIPS (CANE SYRUP, UNSWEETENED CHOCOLATE , COCOA BUTTER, SOY LECITHIN, VANILLA EXTRACT), CORN SYRUP, BROWN SUGAR, CARAMEL (GLUCOSE, SUGAR, PALM OIL, NONFAT MILK, GLYCERIN, BUTTER (CREAM, SALT), MODIFIED CORN STARCH, WHEY, SALT, MONO AND DIGLYCERIDES, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, SOY LECITHIN), GLYCERIN, INVERT SUGAR, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, WATER, SALT, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, SUGAR, VEGETABLE OIL (CANOLA AND/OR SOYBEAN), CARAMEL COLOR, COCOA POWDER, NONFAT DRY MILK, BHT (PRESERVATIVE), SOY LECITHIN, CITRIC ACID
CONTAINS MILK AND SOY.

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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2017, 07:18:54 AM »
Yeah no shit they taste good, with 40g of carbs, 30g of sugar, 13g of fat, and 20g of protein.

Ingredients:
CHOCOLATE FLAVORED COATING (CANE SYRUP, VEGETABLE OIL (PALM KERNEL AND PALM OIL), WHEY PROTEIN ISOLATE, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), SOY LECITHIN, NATURAL FLAVOR), WHEY PROTEIN CRISP (WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, CORN STARCH), SEMISWEET CHOCOLATE CHIPS (SUGAR, CHOCOLATE LIQUOR, COCOA BUTTER, SOY LECITHIN, VANILLA EXTRACT), CHOCOLATE CHIPS (CANE SYRUP, UNSWEETENED CHOCOLATE , COCOA BUTTER, SOY LECITHIN, VANILLA EXTRACT), CORN SYRUP, BROWN SUGAR, CARAMEL (GLUCOSE, SUGAR, PALM OIL, NONFAT MILK, GLYCERIN, BUTTER (CREAM, SALT), MODIFIED CORN STARCH, WHEY, SALT, MONO AND DIGLYCERIDES, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, SOY LECITHIN), GLYCERIN, INVERT SUGAR, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, WATER, SALT, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, SUGAR, VEGETABLE OIL (CANOLA AND/OR SOYBEAN), CARAMEL COLOR, COCOA POWDER, NONFAT DRY MILK, BHT (PRESERVATIVE), SOY LECITHIN, CITRIC ACID
CONTAINS MILK AND SOY.

You're better off eating a piece of celery or drinking soy milk for proper nutrition.
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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2017, 07:20:29 AM »
Yeah no shit they taste good, with 40g of carbs, 30g of sugar, 13g of fat, and 20g of protein.

Ingredients:
CHOCOLATE FLAVORED COATING (CANE SYRUP, VEGETABLE OIL (PALM KERNEL AND PALM OIL), WHEY PROTEIN ISOLATE, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), SOY LECITHIN, NATURAL FLAVOR), WHEY PROTEIN CRISP (WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, CORN STARCH), SEMISWEET CHOCOLATE CHIPS (SUGAR, CHOCOLATE LIQUOR, COCOA BUTTER, SOY LECITHIN, VANILLA EXTRACT), CHOCOLATE CHIPS (CANE SYRUP, UNSWEETENED CHOCOLATE , COCOA BUTTER, SOY LECITHIN, VANILLA EXTRACT), CORN SYRUP, BROWN SUGAR, CARAMEL (GLUCOSE, SUGAR, PALM OIL, NONFAT MILK, GLYCERIN, BUTTER (CREAM, SALT), MODIFIED CORN STARCH, WHEY, SALT, MONO AND DIGLYCERIDES, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, SOY LECITHIN), GLYCERIN, INVERT SUGAR, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, WATER, SALT, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, SUGAR, VEGETABLE OIL (CANOLA AND/OR SOYBEAN), CARAMEL COLOR, COCOA POWDER, NONFAT DRY MILK, BHT (PRESERVATIVE), SOY LECITHIN, CITRIC ACID
CONTAINS MILK AND SOY.

LOL well at least I have 100% confidence in their ingredients.

Our school is sponsored by Gatorade so we get them all the time. Yes, one of the best bars out there.

Coach how close are you to the Inland Empire? I want to visit your gym and get free Gatorade products :)

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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2017, 07:21:20 AM »
You're better off eating a piece of celery or drinking soy milk for proper nutrition.

What about baked grass clippings with a touch of sea salt?

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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2017, 07:21:31 AM »
LOL well at least I have 100% confidence in their ingredients.

LOL truth.

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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2017, 07:22:11 AM »
What about baked grass clippings with a touch of sea salt?

That's a recipe for hypertension. Keep the salt out, bro. Trust me, I'm a doctor for pretend.

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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2017, 07:25:47 AM »
LOL well at least I have 100% confidence in their ingredients.

Coach how close are you to the Inland Empire? I want to visit your gym and get free Gatorade products :)

Maybe about 35 miles depending where in the I.E.

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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2017, 07:26:27 AM »
That's a recipe for hypertension. Keep the salt out, bro. Trust me, I'm a doctor for pretend.

Solid advice.

As a bodybuilder I'm walking a fine line between being a health freak and a potential heart attack.

I can get careless with the little things.

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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2017, 07:34:01 AM »
Maybe about 35 miles depending where in the I.E.
I.E. = the butthole of California

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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2017, 07:52:41 AM »
I.E. = the butthole of California

What? It should be a Getbiggers mecca (based on the racial divide was spoken about here).

Fontana was the homeland of the KKK and the birthplace  Hello Angels.

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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2017, 07:56:19 AM »
What about baked grass clippings with a touch of sea salt?

Yes, this is imperative.

Put them in the oven on 350 degrees for 15 minutes. Add a pinch of sea salt and pepper and some olive oil.
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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2017, 08:21:50 AM »
What? It should be a Getbiggers mecca (based on the racial divide was spoken about here).

Fontana was the homeland of the KKK and the birthplace  Hello Angels.
Your average getbigger weighs 135lbs, is a chronic wanker and doesn't go outside. They'd do well in Fontana

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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2017, 07:07:54 PM »
Met-Rx are good as well.

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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2017, 07:38:48 PM »
Yeah no shit they taste good, with 40g of carbs, 30g of sugar, 13g of fat, and 20g of protein.

Ingredients:
CHOCOLATE FLAVORED COATING (CANE SYRUP, VEGETABLE OIL (PALM KERNEL AND PALM OIL), WHEY PROTEIN ISOLATE, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), SOY LECITHIN, NATURAL FLAVOR), WHEY PROTEIN CRISP (WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, CORN STARCH), SEMISWEET CHOCOLATE CHIPS (SUGAR, CHOCOLATE LIQUOR, COCOA BUTTER, SOY LECITHIN, VANILLA EXTRACT), CHOCOLATE CHIPS (CANE SYRUP, UNSWEETENED CHOCOLATE , COCOA BUTTER, SOY LECITHIN, VANILLA EXTRACT), CORN SYRUP, BROWN SUGAR, CARAMEL (GLUCOSE, SUGAR, PALM OIL, NONFAT MILK, GLYCERIN, BUTTER (CREAM, SALT), MODIFIED CORN STARCH, WHEY, SALT, MONO AND DIGLYCERIDES, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, SOY LECITHIN), GLYCERIN, INVERT SUGAR, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, WATER, SALT, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, SUGAR, VEGETABLE OIL (CANOLA AND/OR SOYBEAN), CARAMEL COLOR, COCOA POWDER, NONFAT DRY MILK, BHT (PRESERVATIVE), SOY LECITHIN, CITRIC ACID
CONTAINS MILK AND SOY.

30gr of sugar  ::), food 4 fatsos

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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2017, 08:13:51 PM »
what kind of idiot shoves down 30g of sugar from a wrapper dressed as protien bar and thinks they have done themselves a favor?

asshats

keep feeding that diabetes epidemic

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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2017, 08:30:52 PM »
what kind of idiot shoves down 30g of sugar from a wrapper dressed as protien bar and thinks they have done themselves a favor?

asshats

keep feeding that diabetes epidemic

I was hungry once and grabbed one for convenience.

Did not get diabetes.
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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2017, 08:59:44 PM »
many things could have been grabbed besides a sugar bar. keep kidding yourself

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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2017, 09:19:03 PM »
many things could have been grabbed besides a sugar bar. keep kidding yourself

Nope, had physical since.....no diabetes.
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Re: Gatorade protein bars....
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2017, 10:15:45 PM »
many things could have been grabbed besides a sugar bar. keep kidding yourself

Apparently the consensus here is that a calorie is a calorie.