It's never missed a training session, outlasted a marriage, and has bounced it's way to seven Sandows. It has never had an internet meltdown over the fans lack of respect, cried like a little bitch after a win, or tried to say it was in a league with Yates and/or Schwarzenegger. In fact, it has remained elusive and mysterious throughout it's Olympia reign, never giving interviews, shying away from controversy, always silent...quite unlike the owner of the insulin bloated belly from which it protrudes. It is said that every dog has it's day, and the abdominal appendage swinging from Phil's turtle shell gut should be no different - it's famous (quickly surpassing Phil in celebrity standing), it's a multiple Mr. O winner........it deserves a fucking name.
With that said- I'm somewhat partial to "Sparky" myself, but am curious as to other's ideas.
It's rumored that Phil lurks here so let's show him and his little friend some love.
