Soon it'll be number one.
Yes, how frightening, the Hebrew/Jewish name “Noah” may soon top the charts.
Oh wait, you’re fine with that one now, because the Jews have integrated themselves within England for a few hundred years. (This obviously wasn’t fine earlier, as the Edict of Expulsion drove out the Jews from England in 1290, amongst much of the same fear and xenophobia you now direct towards Muslims.) It only takes a dozen generations or so before everything’s fine again and non-Muslim Brits are naming their children Mo.
But sure, keep fighting the tide grandpa. Fight to “preserve” a culture that’s already been mixed beyond recognition for hundreds of years. Fight on, and keep yourself in denial that your own great-grandchildren won’t all be white.