Yo, Bob C, maybe you could pitch this idea to your agent.
Premise: Jack and Bob are best friends and world-famous bbers who are being slandered on the internet by anonymous teenagers in their parents' basements. Naturally, they are irate at these affronts and decide to do something about it.
It so happens that Jack is a multimillionaire Wharton grad, who has a proclaimed desire to "tear people to pieces." he is able to convince Bob (who has a $4.4 million dollar contract with a large corp.) that using their enormous resources they should start tracking down the anonymous teenagers and beating the shit out of them. Bob C. thinks this is a great idea, and they hop in one of Bob's many muscle cars and head out.
First person on Bob's list is Rob Z in Florida. Unfortunately, Jack and Rob have struck up a friendship, and Jack doesn't know how to quit Rob . . . Here comes Cliffhanger 1. Will Rob break up Jack and Silent Bob C.?
But in a surprising development, ROb joins Jack and Silent Bob C. and they become the Three musketeers who take on the Evil Emperor Weider brothers--two decrepit and wrinkled old men who control Jack and Silent Bob C.'s worlds.
Hey, this movie could have six parts . . .
Sorry, but this is all I got for now.
