Poll

Time to die, time to pick

Guillotine
13 (72.2%)
Cement Shoes
1 (5.6%)
Walking the plank
0 (0%)
Bestiarii
0 (0%)
Flaying
0 (0%)
Blood Eagle
0 (0%)
Burning at the stake
1 (5.6%)
Seppuku
1 (5.6%)
Electric Chair
2 (11.1%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Author Topic: How would you want to get executed?  (Read 8188 times)

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How would you want to get executed?
« on: October 15, 2017, 04:19:49 AM »
Let's say that you get sentenced to death.

How would you want to get executed?


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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2017, 04:28:48 AM »
Practiced by Samurai, Seppuku was a form of ritualistic suicide that allowed the warrior to die honorably. Essentially he would disembowel himself and in an ideal situation there would be a close friend standing by ready to behead him as soon as his guts began to spill.

Burning at the stake, A historically popular method of capital punishment, if the victim were lucky he or she would be executed along with several others. This would ensure that the flame is much bigger and lead to death by carbon monoxide poisoning rather than actual burning.


Flaying, The act of removing a person’s skin from their body, this form of execution was often used in order to stir up fear, as the skin would typically be nailed in a public place for all to see.


Blood Eagle, Spoken of in Nordic sagas, the Blood Eagle involved cutting the ribs of the victim by the spine, breaking them so they resembled wings, and then pulling the victim’s lungs out through the opening. Salt would then be sprinkled on the wound

Walking the Plank, Mainly practiced by pirates and rogue seafarers the victims often didn’t even have time to drown before they were dealt with by the sharks that tended to follow the ships.

Bestiarii is a reference to those who would combat beasts in the days of Ancient Rome. Although sometimes the act was voluntary and performed for money or recognition, many times the bestearii were political prisoners sent into the arena naked and unable to defend themselves.



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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2017, 04:35:27 AM »
Guillotine

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2017, 04:44:48 AM »
a one inch punch from esfitness...

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2017, 05:05:54 AM »
Bull shark or salty crock probably will get me  8)

I hate to be kill by falling coconuts  :(
(biggest danger here)

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2017, 05:08:56 AM »
ive always thought lethal injection is a pussy way to go out

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2017, 06:04:37 AM »
None of the above, BEST way to go is a Colt 45 to the brain...

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2017, 08:48:58 AM »
Face sitting by Monica brant

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2017, 08:55:34 AM »
fucked by fella  :D

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2017, 09:02:59 AM »
face=5/10

body=3/10

You must be numbed by all the porn you watch ( I have not watched porn for almost a decade) because my penis tells me this lady is a perfect 10!

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2017, 09:09:44 AM »
You must be numbed by all the porn you watch ( I have not watched porn for almost a decade) because my penis tells me this lady is a perfect 10!

dont watch any porn actually

dont really like the nude figure

I much prefer hot round firm ass in leggings 😎

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2017, 09:13:08 AM »
dont watch any porn actually

dont really like the nude figure

I much prefer hot round firm ass in leggings 😎

To each theire own my shredded brother.
Those buttocks are a bit to big for my liking.
I applaud you for not watching porn. Why dont you watch porn, if I may ask?

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2017, 09:18:52 AM »
To each theire own my shredded brother.
Those buttocks are a bit to big for my liking.
I applaud you for not watching porn. Why dont you watch porn, if I may ask?

be queer is gonna love this, i dont cos my sex drive is ultra low as my psychatrist put me on a sex drive lowering drug, and it works

I was fucking too many prostitues and spending too much money on it so i needed it so i could save money

plus he wants me to learn how to relate to females on an emotional level and not think of them only as hot asses lol

my x-wifey nicknamed me Mr. Asses Lover

I shit you not 😂

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2017, 09:21:59 AM »
be queer is gonna love this, i dont cos my sex drive is ultra low as my psychatrist put me on a sex drive lowering drug, and it works

I was fucking too many prostitues and spending too much money on it so i needed it so i could save money

plus he wants me to learn how to relate to females on an emotional level and not think of them only as hot asses lol

my x-wifey nicknamed me Mr. Asses Lover

I shit you not 😂

Youre doc did the right thing.
What is the name of the drug?

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2017, 09:30:27 AM »
Given those option, I'll go guillotine. but I read an interview with some executioner who did dozens of electronic chairs. He said that was quick too.

Coolest way to die = hit be a meteor

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2017, 09:31:27 AM »
Seppuku....easy choice


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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2017, 09:34:20 AM »
Youre doc did the right thing.
What is the name of the drug?

paxtin

its an ssri

but it does lower sex drive




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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2017, 09:40:40 AM »

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2017, 09:49:33 AM »
I've been married four times........I'm invincible.

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2017, 11:48:58 AM »
guillotine by Chuck Liddell

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2017, 12:32:15 PM »
Don’t watch porn,bullshit.i believe coach when he says that for some reason but you other guys I’m not buying.

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2017, 12:34:18 PM »
the ever popular whorehouse heart attack
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2017, 12:36:27 PM »
I'm gonna leave this earth the same way I come in, kicking and screaming and bollock naked

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2017, 01:17:33 PM »
Nuclear bomb.

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2017, 01:31:56 PM »
Holly Willoughby sat on my face would be a nice way to go