Poll

Time to die, time to pick

Guillotine
13 (72.2%)
Cement Shoes
1 (5.6%)
Walking the plank
0 (0%)
Bestiarii
0 (0%)
Flaying
0 (0%)
Blood Eagle
0 (0%)
Burning at the stake
1 (5.6%)
Seppuku
1 (5.6%)
Electric Chair
2 (11.1%)

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2017, 01:42:03 PM »
Firing squad. Nice, simple way. Doesn't make a big mess, nor make a big spectacle.  Doesn't seem too hurtful. Also if it's done the old prison way, you'd leave a specter of doubt for the executioner, so it might be easier on them too.
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #26 on: October 15, 2017, 07:39:22 PM »
The Getbig way - schmoe'd to death.
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #27 on: October 15, 2017, 07:44:38 PM »
It's funny how some people say all these practices are barbaric and our having abolished them signifies our "superior sensitivity" or some shit. Let's see, you can cut your guts out and die in a few  hours or live as a seething, worthless cuck, wriggling around under your conqueror's boot for another 50 years. Which "more humane"?
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2017, 01:01:04 AM »
Guillotine turned out to be by far the most popular option!

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2017, 09:11:39 PM »
Add impalement to the list. Any takers?
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #30 on: October 16, 2017, 09:18:14 PM »
Quote from: obsidian on October 16, 2017, 09:11:39 PM
Add impalement to the list. Any takers?


Your mom.
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #31 on: October 16, 2017, 09:44:00 PM »
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #32 on: October 16, 2017, 09:48:59 PM »
Crushed by lemons. Millions and millions of lemons.
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #33 on: October 16, 2017, 09:52:12 PM »
A stingray through my chest.
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #34 on: October 16, 2017, 11:14:41 PM »
Crushed by boobs. Millions and millions of boobs.
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #35 on: October 16, 2017, 11:18:13 PM »
 ;D hahaha. We have a winner. No more calls please.
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #36 on: October 17, 2017, 12:52:38 AM »
sucking the poison out of a stingray strike...
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #37 on: October 17, 2017, 01:01:52 AM »
being forced to read bequeers assinine posts
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #38 on: October 17, 2017, 01:04:52 AM »
Quote from: dj181 on October 17, 2017, 01:01:52 AM
being forced to read bequeers assinine posts
they could execute you by pushing you through a pencil sharpener.
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #39 on: October 17, 2017, 01:08:59 AM »
Quote from: Be There on October 17, 2017, 01:04:52 AM
they could execute you by pushing you through a pencil sharpener.

uh huh
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #40 on: October 17, 2017, 01:10:08 AM »
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #41 on: October 17, 2017, 01:11:50 AM »
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #42 on: October 17, 2017, 01:13:22 AM »
Quote from: booty on October 17, 2017, 01:11:50 AM
Twink calves? 😀

I think its his 15 inch arm...
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #43 on: October 17, 2017, 01:14:37 AM »
Quote from: Be There on October 17, 2017, 01:13:22 AM
I think its his 15 inch arm...
I saw a nipple. You are right.
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #44 on: October 17, 2017, 01:16:08 AM »
Smothered by booty whilst listening to Deuce - Till i drop

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #45 on: October 17, 2017, 01:17:37 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on October 17, 2017, 01:16:08 AM
Smothered by booty whilst listening to Deuce - Till i drop



hahaha

nice troll there 8/10

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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #46 on: October 17, 2017, 01:18:46 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on October 17, 2017, 01:16:08 AM
Smothered by booty whilst listening to Deuce - Till i drop


I am actually really surprised that nobody has posted, get smothered by muscled manbears.
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #47 on: October 17, 2017, 01:20:23 AM »
Quote from: booty on October 17, 2017, 01:18:46 AM
I am actually really surprised that nobody has posted, get smothered by muscled manbears.

you are not suggesting there are people on here with schmo tendencies?
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #48 on: October 17, 2017, 01:27:05 AM »
Quote from: Be There on October 17, 2017, 01:20:23 AM
you are not suggesting there are people on here with schmo tendencies?
Yes, I opened up a hairy muscled bear thread the other day. It was so gross.
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Re: How would you want to get executed?
« Reply #49 on: October 17, 2017, 01:28:30 AM »
Quote from: booty on October 17, 2017, 01:27:05 AM
Yes, I opened up a hairy muscled bear thread the other day. It was so gross.
they always look like they would smell.

Clean shaven is the way forward...
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