Hey Douglas,
Since you're so fond of facts, especially those which speak to your physical perfection, let's do an "objective" test to proffer some evidence in your favor.
Take any present-day photo of yourself and ask 100 men whom they would rather look like, and 100 women whom they would rather be with:
you, a 6', bald, 160 lb, 40+ year old, deca-driven, 120+ IQ amateur boxing stud, freethinker and poet, to-be physique champion
Or
me, a 6'3, 190 lb, 30 year old, low-test, 'tism-faced corporate wage slave, ex-highschool athlete, and barely-literate getbigger who finds himself constrained to toilet selfies and badly in need of a haircut.
Surely, this is a fair test? And, on account of your considerable physical gifts, you should net 90+% of the vote?