I sent a text message to a girl...

[Top Poodle]

She hasn't responded.

It's been 51 days.

What do

[Simple Simon]

text her again, but use block caps...

[WalterWhite]

Show up at her front door.

[Top Poodle]

text her again, but use block caps...

wat do i say

[Simple Simon]

wat do i say

doesnt matter, the block caps show that you are serious....

[Top Poodle]

doesnt matter, the block caps show that you are serious....

no rly i need hand-holding here

i typed in,

BITCH Y U NO REPLY I WILL RAPE U

...but then deleted it cuz too aggressive, smh

[ESFitness]

wat do i say

Why did you text her 1st anyway?

I dont recall ever texting 1st.

Amateur hour.

[Top Poodle]

Why did you text her 1st anyway?

I dont recall ever texting 1st.

Amateur hour.

"EH-LLO BABY I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK UR TITIES, R U DOWN"

[AbrahamG]

She hasn't responded.

It's been 51 days.

What do

tired of dudes?

[rangerwil]

Try asking her if you can suck her dick.

That's what I would do.

[Top Poodle]

^ she don't have one

[rangerwil]

Sure she does.

[Top Poodle]

Sure she does.

trannies need bullets to the head mate

i wouldnt correspond with one

[B R]

Explain to her that you don’t take kindly to disrespect.

[Top Poodle]

Explain to her that you don’t take kindly to disrespect.

oky how would i kindly do that

 i mean 51 days is a long time ineed an appropriate response

shit it's almost midnight that means 52 days shit shit SHIT

[BB]

She hasn't responded.

It's been 51 days.

What do

You've got to hit her with a Getbig classic -

"Show me the hole of your butt"

She'll either: A) Respond B) Block you straight off or C) Track down Ron

Khofo used it on Booty years ago, and it definitely got results.

 

[seCrawler]

She hasn't responded.

It's been 51 days.

What do

Suck your own dick b/c that's the best stimulation you are getting. 

[Top Poodle]

i would but she is obese, i do not think she can spread butt cheeks far enough to take a picture of hole smh

[ESFitness]

Again. Sending a girl a msg furst?

That's not alpha at all.

[Top Poodle]

Again. Sending a girl a msg furst?

That's not alpha at all.

i dont claim to be as alpha as you eric

[Simple Simon]

Again. Sending a girl a msg furst?

That's not alpha at all.

To believe you are alpha for not sending a text message first is pure beta...

[Yanin]

Let her know she doesn't deserve you

[Top Poodle]

Let her know she doesn't deserve you

i think she knows it

if she didn't she would have reply

fuck's sake it's 22 days now...!!

[booty]

She hasn't responded.

It's been 51 days.

What do

She either never received the text or she deliberately ignored it.

[Kwon]

You've got to hit her with a Getbig classic -

"Show me the hole of your butt"