Getbig's own "Howard" featured in October 2017 edition of Muscular Development!!

[Matt]

Ron Harris did not allow me to submit any articles to Muscular Development.  I told him that I had a history with a bodybuilding website and YouTube channel that I used to run, in addition to work with some other mainstream bodybuilding outlets, including the now-defunct print magazine "MuscleManiak", and was on set to begin submissions with MD.

That was when Getbig's Melvin "Vince" Goodrum told Ron that I was racist, and that it would be bad for business.

Ron - not grasping that NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHO IS CALLED RACIST, WE LIVE UNDER A TRUMP PRESIDENCY FOR FUCK'S SAKE - then told me that I could not work for MD.

Ron told me he had worries that RXMuscle might give him grief over working with a "racist".  The next day I asked Dave if I could make submissions to RX, and Dave said that would be no problem.  Incidentally, I covered the 2013 Toronto Pro with RX - as I believe Dave's record prevents him from entering Canada.

Anyway, I then asked Vince if he was planning to work for MD, and he said Ron didn't allow him to, for other reasons [relating also to controversy].

While I do think it was a dick move for Vince to prevent me from writing for MD, I would like to see Vince or another Getbigger work for MD.  I think that would be cool, and Ron really has to get over this "controversy" BS.  My YouTube channel has 17 million views compared to MD's 14 million.  NOBODY CARES.

But good luck trying to tell a leftist over the age of 55 that [granted, Ron is only 48 or 49, I believe].  Maybe Ron can turn pro in the Master's next year, as I always thought Ron had a pretty good physique.  They are giving pro cards away like candy on Halloween these days, so I don't see why Ron couldn't get that card.

Anyway, here are the two posts from Getbig's own Howard that ended up in Muscular Development's print magazine - which is, incidentally, the size of a leaflet these days.

Sorry about the photo quality here.  I took these photos from my phone, and the lighting wasn't good in my house, and the flash caused the glare.  These two posts of Howard's appeared on page 28 and page 30 of the October 2017 edition of MD - which is the current one at the local Wal-Mart here - the magazine is only carried at basically one Wal-Mart where I am now.  They bring in about five copies a month max, and I buy one of them.  Normally there are 3-4 left by the end of the month.  If MD's circulation was only around 30,000 about 10 years ago, it really makes you wonder how low it is today - and to think that Gaspari Nutrition and other companies were paying MD $20,000 a month in advertising dollars for a magazine that was selling 30,000 issues, max.  FLEX was audited at the time, and had a circulation of 100,000 or so, even into the earlier part of this decade.  Then it got to the point where they had to give free subscriptions with expo tickets at the Mr. Olympia.

It's nice to see mainstream media collapse.  In 2017, "Assclown Abs" can have a YouTube channel with a bigger reach than any Rothschild-financed mainstream magazine.  I love it.  

Just in case you can't read the second paragraph of Howard's second post, here it is:

"Hi, I'm Assclown Abs.  I never competed or won anything.  I work out in my garage with bike tire tubes.  Watch my tube stretching, muscle ripping workouts and subscribe to my site."

Then, pay $$ to buy his retarded course and products.

[Matt]

It would be nice for MD to feature "The Schmayor of Bodybuilding". 

I enjoy reading posts by MD's resident Gayor of Bodybuilding.

[Matt]

As I said in the OP, the part that is hard to read here says this:

"Hi, I'm Assclown Abs.  I never competed or won anything.  I work out in my garage with bike tire tubes.  Watch my tube stretching, muscle ripping workouts and subscribe to my site."

Then, pay $$ to buy his retarded course and products.

[Matt]

This is the same post as the one immediately before it, just to show it from another angle, to be able to read the part that the glare blocked in the previous post.  The bit that the glare blocks in this one is transcribed below.

Sorry - it won't let me post more than one photo per post, stating that the file size is too large, even though all of them are around 500KB, when it says the max size allowed is 999KB.

Here is what the part covered by glare says:

Meanwhile, some real pro bodybuilder gets ignored and told he's "all drugs" by fans of bike tire tub dude.
It's like thinking some guy running on his gym treadmill is faster than Ussain Bolt.  LOL.  I just don't get it.

I think Howard means USAIN Bolt, but luckily, MD can't afford an editor - or, put another way, since Ron Harris is basically doing everything for MD as this point, and the magazine is massively in arrears to him, it seems unlikely that they will be able to catch all mistakes, because Ron is just one man responsible for the entire magazine.  Luckily it has reduced in size to that of a karate school newsletter, so it should be fine.

[Coach is Back!]

Way to burn bridges....Bitterman

[dj181]

Way to burn bridges....Bitterman

wonder if he is a golfer, er... I mean athlete lulz

[Matt]

Oops, I didn't notice that there was more to Howard's first post.  It's funny, because I found myself wanting to read more of it, LOL.

With Howard's posts, if you read one - you've read them all.  Also, isn't Howard like 60 now?  I think he was born pre-1960, no?

If so, he has probably been ranting about almost turning pro since a period in his life that, with enough gear, he potentially could have turned pro, LOL.

If you're going to have "Uncle Rico Syndrome" [yearning for your glory days, as per the character Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite], at least do it at an age where you likely can't come back.

For instance, if I start training and eating a strongman diet now, there is no reason why I can't be my strongest ever for next summer's contests.  I sometimes think my competing days are behind me, but I have no good reason to not compete into my forties or beyond.  Why would I?  Strongman isn't sprinting - you can get strong into your forties, or I would say, even into your fifties.  There is a point where you will decline though.  I think Zydrunas Savickas was probably at his strongest somewhere around age 40.  Consider that Zydrunas won the World's Strongest Man title in 2014, just prior to age 39.  So if it's possible to gain strength at the elite level while closing in on 40, there is no reason why a person can't gain strength at a much lower level into their forties or beyond.  Hence why I shouldn't have any reason not to qualify for Nationals in my weight class again next year - and actually go this time. 

So had Howard actually stopped posting about his glory days and actually started running mass quantities of steroids, GH, and other compounds, maybe he could have won a Master's contest somewhere.

Truth be told, I don't think Howard ever wanted to run the gear necessary to be a champion.  So with that being the case, why continue to talk about his glory days, when he knows full well he never had the interest in running that much gear?

Like I said, if you've read one Howard post, you've read them all, LOL.  But these two are actually a little different - especially the second one.  Hm, maybe that is why MD chose them.

Also, the issue features what may be Shawn Ray's last column.  I think Shawn made the right choice in coming back to Getbig.  Shawn was one of the few pros to have the balls to stay on Getbig in the long run.

[Henda]

Opened post expecting to see something about the fat sack of shit Howard, read first line and see it’s Matt talking about himself, get bored scroll down see a picture of matts stinking cats and a magazine with fuck all to do with fat Howard?

[calfzilla]

Opened post expecting to see something about the fat sack of shit Howard, read first line and see it’s Matt talking about himself, get bored scroll down see a picture of matts stinking cats and a magazine with fuck all to do with fat Howard?

Same.

[dj181]

Opened post expecting to see something about the fat sack of shit Howard, read first line and see it’s Matt talking about himself, get bored scroll down see a picture of matts stinking cats and a magazine with fuck all to do with fat Howard?

lol

Smatt is a bigger narcissit than i

Spermatatse is a huge narcissit as well but he was run off the board by bequeer lulz

[Top Poodle]

matt is cooler than dj 

[Kwon]

matt is cooler than dj 

Autism or not!

Gotta love his essays about going from 5'9 to 5'10½, parsh-prevention and whatnot!

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Ron Harris did not allow me to submit any articles to Muscular Development.  I told him that I had a history with a bodybuilding website and YouTube channel that I used to run, in addition to work with some other mainstream bodybuilding outlets, including the now-defunct print magazine "MuscleManiak", and was on set to begin submissions with MD.

That was when Getbig's Melvin "Vince" Goodrum told Ron that I was racist, and that it would be bad for business.

Ron - not grasping that NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHO IS CALLED RACIST, WE LIVE UNDER A TRUMP PRESIDENCY FOR FUCK'S SAKE - then told me that I could not work for MD.

Ron told me he had worries that RXMuscle might give him grief over working with a "racist".  The next day I asked Dave if I could make submissions to RX, and Dave said that would be no problem.  Incidentally, I covered the 2013 Toronto Pro with RX - as I believe Dave's record prevents him from entering Canada.

Anyway, I then asked Vince if he was planning to work for MD, and he said Ron didn't allow him to, for other reasons [relating also to controversy].

While I do think it was a dick move for Vince to prevent me from writing for MD, I would like to see Vince or another Getbigger work for MD.  I think that would be cool, and Ron really has to get over this "controversy" BS.  My YouTube channel has 17 million views compared to MD's 14 million.  NOBODY CARES.

But good luck trying to tell a leftist over the age of 55 that [granted, Ron is only 48 or 49, I believe].  Maybe Ron can turn pro in the Master's next year, as I always thought Ron had a pretty good physique.  They are giving pro cards away like candy on Halloween these days, so I don't see why Ron couldn't get that card.

Anyway, here are the two posts from Getbig's own Howard that ended up in Muscular Development's print magazine - which is, incidentally, the size of a leaflet these days.

Sorry about the photo quality here.  I took these photos from my phone, and the lighting wasn't good in my house, and the flash caused the glare.  These two posts of Howard's appeared on page 28 and page 30 of the October 2017 edition of MD - which is the current one at the local Wal-Mart here - the magazine is only carried at basically one Wal-Mart where I am now.  They bring in about five copies a month max, and I buy one of them.  Normally there are 3-4 left by the end of the month.  If MD's circulation was only around 30,000 about 10 years ago, it really makes you wonder how low it is today - and to think that Gaspari Nutrition and other companies were paying MD $20,000 a month in advertising dollars for a magazine that was selling 30,000 issues, max.  FLEX was audited at the time, and had a circulation of 100,000 or so, even into the earlier part of this decade.  Then it got to the point where they had to give free subscriptions with expo tickets at the Mr. Olympia.

It's nice to see mainstream media collapse.  In 2017, "Assclown Abs" can have a YouTube channel with a bigger reach than any Rothschild-financed mainstream magazine.  I love it.  

Just in case you can't read the second paragraph of Howard's second post, here it is:

Listen up, David Duke Jr......I already told your fucking ass what happened back in April.  I could have just simply left you wondering about the whole situation but I told you straight up like a man what the deal was instead of being a sneak thief.  How can I be responsible for not getting your hired when I couldn't even get myself hired???  Ron Harris ultimately makes the decisions as to who works for MD and who doesn't.....not me Matt.

As far as racism is concerned, if you had listened to me 4 years ago about spewing that shit online, you wouldn't have been banned from Getbig and you would be writing articles for Muscular Development.....or maybe not.   You can rant all you want about black people being less intelligent than white people but you forget that intelligence doesn't mean shit if you work hard, study, and pay your dues.  Yet, despite my accomplishments due to my hard work, you still told me one time that I was genetically inferior to you because I'm black....REMEMBER?

Yes, black men were once slaves to the white man but we did learn one thing from the cotton field.  When Master and/or overseer is riding around on a horse with a whip in his hand, its best to keep your fucking mouth shut and pick that god damn cotton like your life depended on it so that one day you could rise up and go from a field nig to a house nig.  You, Matt Canning, was just a step away from becoming a house nig...you would have slept in Massa's house, ate his leftovers, and wore his hand me down clothes.  But instead of picking that cotton, you decided that you wanted to raise your voice and speak out when Master was riding down the field to make sure the niggas was working hard.  You should have realized that Master don't like smart niggas....Master don't want their niggas to learn to read and write.  So instead of moving into Massa's big house, he told you to stay out in the field and get back to picking that fucking cotton because you were a mouthy little nig and cracked you with the whip to put you back in your place.

Matt, at this point you can either be that field nig picking cotton in the the field hoping to move into Massa's big house or you could take my fucking advice and become a runaway slave.  You have over a million dollars in bitcoin, you have real estate, and you don't have to work another day in your life.  Why the fuck do you need Muscular Development when you have spam.COM???  Even if I intentionally got you fired from MD which I obviously didn't or have the ability to do.....you are in a better place than you would have been unless you have the desire of sucking Blechman's cock and never being able to really give your real opinion.  


So you didn't get to be a house nig....big fucking deal.  You can keep crying in the cotton field or you can become a runaway slave.  Go North, Matt Canning...follow the drinking pitcher, mother fucker and run fast because Master's dogs might come get you and turn your ass into puppy chow.  Get moving, nig....get moving.  This show isn't for blackies....


In this world Matt Canning, you're either a field nig, a house nig, or a runaway slave.

[doggler]

 Is Ron Harris still trying to get a pro card ?  Is he still claiming natural ? .
 That midget really doesn't like  when people question his natty status.

[Kwon]

Ron Harris did not allow me to submit any articles to Muscular Development.  I told him that I had a history with a bodybuilding website and YouTube channel that I used to run, in addition to work with some other mainstream bodybuilding outlets, including the now-defunct print magazine "MuscleManiak", and was on set to begin submissions with MD.

That was when Getbig's Melvin "Vince" Goodrum told Ron that I was racist, and that it would be bad for business.

Ron - not grasping that NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHO IS CALLED RACIST, WE LIVE UNDER A TRUMP PRESIDENCY FOR FUCK'S SAKE - then told me that I could not work for MD.

Ron told me he had worries that RXMuscle might give him grief over working with a "racist".  The next day I asked Dave if I could make submissions to RX, and Dave said that would be no problem.  Incidentally, I covered the 2013 Toronto Pro with RX - as I believe Dave's record prevents him from entering Canada.

Anyway, I then asked Vince if he was planning to work for MD, and he said Ron didn't allow him to, for other reasons [relating also to controversy].

While I do think it was a dick move for Vince to prevent me from writing for MD, I would like to see Vince or another Getbigger work for MD.  I think that would be cool, and Ron really has to get over this "controversy" BS.  My YouTube channel has 17 million views compared to MD's 14 million.  NOBODY CARES.

But good luck trying to tell a leftist over the age of 55 that [granted, Ron is only 48 or 49, I believe].  Maybe Ron can turn pro in the Master's next year, as I always thought Ron had a pretty good physique.  They are giving pro cards away like candy on Halloween these days, so I don't see why Ron couldn't get that card.

Anyway, here are the two posts from Getbig's own Howard that ended up in Muscular Development's print magazine - which is, incidentally, the size of a leaflet these days.

Sorry about the photo quality here.  I took these photos from my phone, and the lighting wasn't good in my house, and the flash caused the glare.  These two posts of Howard's appeared on page 28 and page 30 of the October 2017 edition of MD - which is the current one at the local Wal-Mart here - the magazine is only carried at basically one Wal-Mart where I am now.  They bring in about five copies a month max, and I buy one of them.  Normally there are 3-4 left by the end of the month.  If MD's circulation was only around 30,000 about 10 years ago, it really makes you wonder how low it is today - and to think that Gaspari Nutrition and other companies were paying MD $20,000 a month in advertising dollars for a magazine that was selling 30,000 issues, max.  FLEX was audited at the time, and had a circulation of 100,000 or so, even into the earlier part of this decade.  Then it got to the point where they had to give free subscriptions with expo tickets at the Mr. Olympia.

It's nice to see mainstream media collapse.  In 2017, "Assclown Abs" can have a YouTube channel with a bigger reach than any Rothschild-financed mainstream magazine.  I love it.  

Just in case you can't read the second paragraph of Howard's second post, here it is:

Ah, now i see.

[Matt]

Opened post expecting to see something about the fat sack of shit Howard, read first line and see it’s Matt talking about himself, get bored scroll down see a picture of matts stinking cats and a magazine with fuck all to do with fat Howard?

Only the first four paragraphs were about me, but that was specifically related to Muscular Development - I approached Ron to write for the magazine, and based on my history of writing contest reviews, bodybuilding DVD reviews, etc, Ron said yes.  From there, Getbig's own legend Melvin "Vince" Goodrum CSN MFT CEO, told Ron that I was "racist", and Ron denied my writing for MD, but suggested I could contribute in other ways - perhaps something like ghost writing articles.  But since I wanted my name attached, I turned it down.

Dick move on Vince's part.

I think another Getbigger should write for MD.  I would have "taken one for the team" here, but since Vince prevented that from happening, I would like to see if another Getbigger will do it.

What about Fortress?  He wrote for MuscleMag back in the day.  Or how about Tommywishbone?  He knows a lot, and goes back in powerlifting many years.  Or "Be There" - isn't he a Master's competitor from the UK?

I would like to see a Getbigger work for MD - maybe save it from bankruptcy.  Every month I see it at Wal-Mart, I am happy to see it, and perhaps if a Getbigger or two comes together to write for it, it could stay on the shelves longer.

I thought it was a good idea anyway.  I mean, if they are publishing posts from Howard in the magazine now, I don't see why it would be a bad idea to hire a Getbigger.

PS - Fuck Vince Goodrum. 

[Henda]

Only the first four paragraphs were about me, but that was specifically related to Muscular Development - I approached Ron to write for the magazine, and based on my history of writing contest reviews, bodybuilding DVD reviews, etc, Ron said yes.  From there, Getbig's own legend Melvin "Vince" Goodrum CSN MFT CEO, told Ron that I was "racist", and Ron denied my writing for MD, but suggested I could contribute in other ways - perhaps something like ghost writing articles.  But since I wanted my name attached, I turned it down.

Dick move on Vince's part.

I think another Getbigger should write for MD.  I would have "taken one for the team" here, but since Vince prevented that from happening, I would like to see if another Getbigger will do it.

What about Fortress?  He wrote for MuscleMag back in the day.  Or how about Tommywishbone?  He knows a lot, and goes back in powerlifting many years.  Or "Be There" - isn't he a Master's competitor from the UK?

I would like to see a Getbigger work for MD - maybe save it from bankruptcy.  Every month I see it at Wal-Mart, I am happy to see it, and perhaps if a Getbigger or two comes together to write for it, it could stay on the shelves longer.

I thought it was a good idea anyway.  I mean, if they are publishing posts from Howard in the magazine now, I don't see why it would be a bad idea to hire a Getbigger.

PS - Fuck Vince Goodrum.  

Vince is a scoundrel, obviously spitefully jealous that md never sought him out to write articles and contribute, due largely to the fact that despite 30 years or so in the ‘industry’ he has never once been able to create a physique for himself that actually looks trained and any magazine article that he writes will be laughed at then promptly used to line the bottom of the readers budgie cage. Knowing this rather than work harder as that is beyond his obese comprehension he chooses to ruin it for you, not unlike how a fat ugly scorned ex girlfriend who tries to ruin her ex mans new relationship.

[Mobil]

Vince = Cock blocker

[J. Richards]

your kittens?.... srs