Author Topic: Sex, Meal, Shit.... (Read 4038 times)

BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT · « **on:** October 28, 2017, 04:48:25 PM »

What is best in life?
Great sex?
A great meal?
Or a taking a great shit?

I say #3.

WalterWhite · « **Reply #1 on:** October 28, 2017, 04:50:27 PM »

Food, tv and sex rules!

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #2 on:** October 28, 2017, 04:57:18 PM »

Quote from: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on October 28, 2017, 04:48:25 PM

What is best in life?
Great sex?
A great meal?
Or a taking a great shit?

I say #3.

Getting a blow job while taking a shit and having a good slice of NY pizza. Why the fuck settle?

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #3 on:** October 28, 2017, 04:58:37 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on October 28, 2017, 04:57:18 PM

Getting a blow job while taking a shit and having a good slice of NY pizza. Why the fuck settle?

Blumpkin

BB · « **Reply #4 on:** October 28, 2017, 04:59:39 PM »

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"I'll tell you what the Getbiggers want. It's three things: 1st - a tight pussy, 2nd - loose shoes, and 3rd - a warm place to shit."

polychronopolous · « **Reply #5 on:** October 28, 2017, 05:15:08 PM »

Quote from: BB on October 28, 2017, 04:59:39 PM

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"I'll tell you what the Getbiggers want. It's three things: 1st - a tight pussy, 2nd - loose shoes, and 3rd - a warm place to shit."

Dan-O · « **Reply #6 on:** October 28, 2017, 05:20:10 PM »

Joe Gold used to say he'd pay a million dollars to take a good shit.

robcguns · « **Reply #7 on:** October 28, 2017, 05:57:29 PM »

Quote from: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on October 28, 2017, 04:48:25 PM

What is best in life?
Great sex?
A great meal?
Or a taking a great shit?

I say #3.

In order meal,sex,shit.

One only meal.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #8 on:** October 28, 2017, 06:39:09 PM »

How can a shit be great? You have to shit so you shit. It's not an occasion.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #9 on:** October 28, 2017, 06:52:38 PM »

A good long sleep

spiro · « **Reply #10 on:** October 28, 2017, 07:14:41 PM »

Nothing like nicotine and a huge dump.

Mobil · « **Reply #11 on:** October 28, 2017, 07:34:33 PM »

had a guy at work the other day ask me what was the greatest feeling in the world? i said "taking a huge shit that you been holding in all day".. he looked at me crazy and said "no coming home from work and your son hugs you".

Board_SHERIF · « **Reply #12 on:** October 30, 2017, 03:32:54 PM »

Quote from: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on October 28, 2017, 04:48:25 PM

What is best in life?
Great sex?
A great meal?
Or a taking a great shit?

I say #3.

I say a good cum slightly out does the feeling of relief of massive dump that was held for the day.

tres_taco_combo · « **Reply #13 on:** October 30, 2017, 03:42:42 PM »

drunk awesome hotel sex followed by room service then a #2

Henda · « **Reply #14 on:** October 30, 2017, 03:43:08 PM »

Sex definatley, Cumming inside a pussy, especially when you haven’t for a while feels fucking amazing, good food is up there, had bad guts since 13 years old and had half them cut out several years ago so a ‘big’ shit is a distant memory haha

el numero uno · « **Reply #15 on:** October 30, 2017, 06:47:49 PM »

Quote from: Mobil on October 28, 2017, 07:34:33 PM

had a guy at work the other day ask me what was the greatest feeling in the world? i said "taking a huge shit that you been holding in all day".. he looked at me crazy and said "no coming home from work and your son hugs you".

Tell him to join getbig.

A couple of months on here and he'll be fixed.

HTexan · « **Reply #16 on:** October 30, 2017, 07:00:08 PM »

Quote from: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on October 28, 2017, 04:48:25 PM

What is best in life?
Great sex?
A great meal?
Or a taking a great shit?

I say #3.

You’re anal expulsive I see...

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #17 on:** October 30, 2017, 11:40:01 PM »

You all must be constipated 24/7 to put #2 in that list.

darkeyes · « **Reply #18 on:** October 31, 2017, 04:36:29 AM »

Quote from: Henda on October 30, 2017, 03:43:08 PM

Sex definatley, Cumming inside a pussy, especially when you haven’t for a while feels fucking amazing, good food is up there, had bad guts since 13 years old and had half them cut out several years ago so a ‘big’ shit is a distant memory haha

so you are a loser who admits he never gets sex. Half a gut too...no wonder you are so bitter. explains a lot. No doubt having a bag of shit strapped to you puts women off. feel sorry for you.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #19 on:** October 31, 2017, 04:52:25 AM »

Quote from: darkeyes on October 31, 2017, 04:36:29 AM

so you are a loser who admits he never gets sex. Half a gut too...no wonder you are so bitter. explains a lot. No doubt having a bag of shit strapped to you puts women off. feel sorry for you.

Fuck off Donny, don't let me start about your sex life....

Henda · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2017, 07:44:41 AM »

Quote from: darkeyes on October 31, 2017, 04:36:29 AM

so you are a loser who admits he never gets sex. Half a gut too...no wonder you are so bitter. explains a lot. No doubt having a bag of shit strapped to you puts women off. feel sorry for you.

Since you reported me to moderator and had my original reply deleted I can now no longer mention your vulgar sex life as it obviously upsets you knowing what you are but out of respect to Ron and mods I won’t mention it no more.
Only had a shit bag for 3 months, do you think I’d mention it here if it bothered me? still got sex off wor lass at the time, to rephrase my original post if you refrain from partaking in disgusting illegal activities women tend to be a bit more accommodating.
At least you’ve confirmed it is indeed you Donald!

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #21 on:** October 31, 2017, 07:58:05 AM »

Well, we ALL know about Donald's sexual preferences, so there's no need to repeat them anyway...

Griffith · « **Reply #22 on:** October 31, 2017, 08:02:21 AM »

3 means you're healthy and eating and drinking enough.