This is an impressive resume:
Esfitness is an American Bodybuilder, Phd Nutritionist, Androgenic Hormonology Professor, Mixed Martial Artist, UFC Hall of Famer, and retired professional wrestler. He emerged as one of the biggest stars in the history of Scientific Advancement and Combat Sports, headlining over 15 main events and co-main events in the IFBB, NFL, MLB, NBA, UFC and Pride Fighting Championships during the course of his career and set numerous pay-per-view records. He is widely considered to be a legendary figure and icon in the sport of Mixed Martial Arts, IFBB, NFL, MLB, NBA and UFC. Esfitness was named The World's Most Dangerous Man by ABC News as he is known to stitch his opponents with guitar strings and leave them to bleed them in parking lots. He never takes kindly to disrespect.