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Schmoeist thing you know
« on: November 06, 2017, 07:49:12 PM »
I was in the grocery store yesterday and heard the song "Run Like the Wind" by Christopher Cross come on the store's Muzak system. 

The first thing I thought was, "hey, that's Tom Platz's posing song."

The second thing I thought was, that must be the Schmoeist thing I know.

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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2017, 07:53:22 PM »
That is a fucking great song.

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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2017, 08:01:24 PM »
Was watching this -

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And I found myself marveling at both her leaness and her vascularity. You can't see it in that clip, but it's crazy for a regular person. It felt silly and very schmoey :).

Good film BTW.

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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2017, 08:23:32 PM »
That all of pro bbers have done porn, and or taken cock for money.... thanks getbig :-\
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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2017, 09:46:20 PM »
That Nasser El-Sonbaty (may he RIP) sold his used posing trunks to the highest bidder.  That is pretty shmoe-ey. And also something I learned right here on getbig.

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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2017, 01:49:04 AM »
Where does owning bb magazines lie?

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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2017, 04:02:01 AM »
That is a fucking great song.

Sure is.

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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2017, 04:25:41 AM »
Where does owning bb magazines lie?

How about owning about 4000 of them dating back to the 30's?  ??? ::)

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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2017, 05:01:06 AM »
Oh, when I read it, I thought about as the schmoeist thing you did, not that you knew.

As far as know goes, I tend to remember the silly stuff. Like it's rumored Diana Dennis had to shave her face tons because of beard growth (mentioned by Duchaine during an exlovers quarrel), or the name of Suzan Kaminga's porn ("Super Klitty". She wears a silly mask, and lives up to the nickname, it was like a man's pinky). Or that Nicole Bass's email was MsBigBass@AOL, or that a certain Ms. Olympia used to post on Alt.Amazon-Women.Admirers offering schome hours.

It's always the silly stuff.

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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2017, 06:13:10 AM »
Gh15 pooped in bj181s mouth :D 8). But that's just the the tip of the iceberg of what that scammer did to that 50 yr old anorexic kiddo.

And don't get me started on Nether Animal.

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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2017, 12:35:34 PM »
How about owning about 4000 of them dating back to the 30's?  ??? ::)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D pic is about half my collection nothing older than late 40's though. :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2017, 12:49:56 PM »
Hall of Fame Schmoeist





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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2017, 12:52:22 PM »
The king queen of schmoes



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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2017, 12:52:57 PM »
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D pic is about half my collection nothing older than late 40's though. :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D

that's fucking awesome!!!

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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2017, 01:27:24 PM »
I know 2 different stories involving a towel and a bodybuilder  :)






















Yes, you know them too  ;D

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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2017, 02:13:49 PM »
I know 2 different stories involving a towel and a bodybuilder  :)






















Yes, you know them too  ;D
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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2017, 06:14:43 AM »
I was in the grocery store yesterday and heard the song "Run Like the Wind" by Christopher Cross come on the store's Muzak system. 

The first thing I thought was, "hey, that's Tom Platz's posing song."

The second thing I thought was, that must be the Schmoeist thing I know.

It's "Ride Like the Wind"

"Lived nine lives,
Gunned down ten"

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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2017, 08:56:00 AM »
Hall of Fame Schmoeist






Reverse Schmoe. BSA telling me how good I looked for my age at the 2003 Nationals. :D

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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2017, 09:31:09 PM »
It's "Ride Like the Wind"

"Lived nine lives,
Gunned down ten"

You are correct Sir, I must have been in a Schmoema.  Awesome song.

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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2017, 09:32:28 PM »
I know about Jimmy Z Productions  :-X

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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2017, 09:33:20 PM »
BONUS SCHMOE TRIVIA QUESTION (25 pts):

What song did Tim Belknap pose to when he won the 1981 Mr. America?

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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2017, 04:22:05 AM »
The number of bodybuilders having to strip in women and gay clubs to meet bodybuilding expenses.

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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2017, 04:32:01 PM »
The number of bodybuilders having to strip in women and gay clubs to meet bodybuilding expenses.


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Re: Schmoeist thing you know
« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2017, 06:46:07 PM »
BONUS SCHMOE TRIVIA QUESTION (25 pts):

What song did Tim Belknap pose to when he won the 1981 Mr. America?

Don't know that one.  I know Bertil Fox used Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing at 83 O, Mike Christian posed to New Order's Blue Monday, and Phil Williams posed to Lionel Ritchie