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My 5 new laws for America
« on: November 15, 2017, 11:23:15 AM »
1. Every able bodied 18-20 yr old male and female is required to complete
at least 2 years of active duty military. Those with handicaps serve in support roles.
Choose any of the 5 branches.

2. Tuition free for any  2 or 4 yr public university for those who complete #1

3. Non profit medical insurance for all full time  working adults.
If you don't work, you don't get compensated health care until age 68 ( revised age for medicare).
NO Medicaid for able bodied adults.

4. Politicians who make proven lies during a campaign, get charged with purgery .

5. Sex offenders get punished via a similar method they abused with.
Pussy grabbers get the "stink finger" from femi-nazis. ;D

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Re: My 5 new laws for America
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2017, 11:42:17 AM »
1. Every able bodied 18-20 yr old male and female is required to complete
at least 2 years of active duty military. Those with handicaps serve in support roles.
Choose any of the 5 branches.

2. Tuition free for any  2 or 4 yr public university for those who complete #1

3. Non profit medical insurance for all full time  working adults.
If you don't work, you don't get compensated health care until age 68 ( revised age for medicare).
NO Medicaid for able bodied adults.

4. Politicians who make proven lies during a campaign, get charged with purgery .

5. Sex offenders get punished via a similar method they abused with.
Pussy grabbers get the "stink finger" from femi-nazis. ;D

1, No, No No. Won't even explain why that's a horrible idea, it's self evident

2.  I think this is already a benefit for those who chose to use it while in the military or after. At least greatly reduced tuition.

3.  Who pays for the medical bills for those who are unemployed and seek treatment? Emergency rooms are over filled with people because they can't refuse treatment. Realistically, no politician will ever sign off on refusing treatment so we're back to tax payers footing the bill and the ER is the most expensive option

4. Interesting. I'd settle for Any candidates that are caught in a lie are automatically disqualified from the process. We'd have to work out before hand what constitutes a lie, what constitutes proof, who decides..

5. Nah... some wouldn't even consider it a punishment. Better yet, sex offenders that meet a criteria (Not the 18 yr old that dates a 16 year old) but the true predators get mandatory death sentence. We now know they can't be rehabilitated and the odds are high they will offend again. I don't want to pay to keep them in prison.

 

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Re: My 5 new laws for America
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2017, 09:40:42 PM »
1. Every able bodied 18-20 yr old male and female is required to complete
at least 2 years of active duty military. Those with handicaps serve in support roles.
Choose any of the 5 branches.

2. Tuition free for any  2 or 4 yr public university for those who complete #1

3. Non profit medical insurance for all full time  working adults.
If you don't work, you don't get compensated health care until age 68 ( revised age for medicare).
NO Medicaid for able bodied adults.

4. Politicians who make proven lies during a campaign, get charged with purgery .

5. Sex offenders get punished via a similar method they abused with.
Pussy grabbers get the "stink finger" from femi-nazis. ;D

Purgery

Etymology
purge +‎ -ery

Noun
purgery (plural purgeries)

1. A part of a sugarhouse where molasses is drained from sugar.
2. Misspelling of perjury.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/purgery

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Re: My 5 new laws for America
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2017, 10:40:32 PM »
Purgery

Etymology
purge +‎ -ery

Noun
purgery (plural purgeries)

1. A part of a sugarhouse where molasses is drained from sugar.
2. Misspelling of perjury.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/purgery

 ;D ;D

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Re: My 5 new laws for America
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2017, 11:17:37 PM »
All terrible ideas, go back to smelling farts.

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Re: My 5 new laws for America
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2017, 01:21:33 AM »
1. Every able bodied 18-20 yr old male and female is required to complete
at least 2 years of active duty military. Those with handicaps serve in support roles.
Choose any of the 5 branches.  For those who are vehemently against war and killing
perhaps some sort of community/public service could be done in place.


2. Tuition free for any  2 or 4 yr public university for those who complete #1  2 year public university should be free for anyone who
graduates high school. 


3. Non profit medical insurance for all full time  working adults.
If you don't work, you don't get compensated health care until age 68 ( revised age for medicare).
NO Medicaid for able bodied adults.  Non profit medical insurance for every legal resident of this country. 

4. Politicians who make proven lies during a campaign, get charged with perjuryAgreed.

5. Sex offenders get punished via a similar method they abused with.
Pussy grabbers get the "stink finger" from femi-nazis. ;D
  Hetero offenders should be forced to suck multitudes of black cock.


On balance, this is some of Howard's best work.  Grading on a curve, obviously.

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Re: My 5 new laws for America
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2017, 05:15:14 AM »
1. Only those who own land/house can vote.

2. Term Limits

The rest will fix itself

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Re: My 5 new laws for America
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2017, 05:19:13 AM »
1, No, No No. Won't even explain why that's a horrible idea, it's self evident

2.  I think this is already a benefit for those who chose to use it while in the military or after. At least greatly reduced tuition.

3.  Who pays for the medical bills for those who are unemployed and seek treatment? Emergency rooms are over filled with people because they can't refuse treatment. Realistically, no politician will ever sign off on refusing treatment so we're back to tax payers footing the bill and the ER is the most expensive option

4. Interesting. I'd settle for Any candidates that are caught in a lie are automatically disqualified from the process. We'd have to work out before hand what constitutes a lie, what constitutes proof, who decides..

5. Nah... some wouldn't even consider it a punishment. Better yet, sex offenders that meet a criteria (Not the 18 yr old that dates a 16 year old) but the true predators get mandatory death sentence. We now know they can't be rehabilitated and the odds are high they will offend again. I don't want to pay to keep them in prison.

 

Thanks for the thoughtful reply.
I can see your counter points and enjoyed reading them.

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Re: My 5 new laws for America
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2017, 05:21:49 AM »
1. Only those who own land/house can vote.

2. Term Limits

The rest will fix itself



Aaaaaaaaaaaah,  one who harkens back to the founding father's.
My wife is a big advocate of #1.

I dunno, I figure renters pay their fair share, so I'd let them vote

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Re: My 5 new laws for America
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2017, 05:24:04 AM »
All terrible ideas, go back to smelling farts.

TRUTH!

She who's butt doath smell , her life will not go well.

Book of Howard, proverbs 69 :D

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Re: My 5 new laws for America
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2017, 05:48:12 AM »
  Hetero offenders should be forced to suck multitudes of black cock.


On balance, this is some of Howard's best work.  Grading on a curve, obviously.

Good golly Miss Molly and WTF, I'm reduced to posting on the get big P&I forum.
I once discussed physics topics at AAPT conferences .
Of course, I'm not respected in either venue, so wtf.

America in the 1980's had Ronald Reagan as our President.
A man with the experience, probity and bearing to inspire confidence around the globe.

Now we have a pussy grabbing get bigger  with a dead animal fur glued to his melon.

Oh, how things have gone down hill...