NFL Lineman Are Full Of Blubber, WHY?

[Fallsview]

Skimming through the tele I ended up on a football game and noticed the Lineman are shaking all over the place. Their blubber is hanging over their skin tight pants. They literally look like they have a load of poop in their pants.

You would think a Professional Athlete would take better care of themselves? You would think the team would put them on a healthy diet?

Or is it that they need fat, hard to move objects on the line that can do the bare minimum of movements?

What's next, NHL Hockey teams are going to purge "My 600lb Life" and roll out these tubs to the goal crease?

Football is not very positive because the Lineman are going to die of heartattacks.



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[Thin Lizzy]

Their job is to push people around. Being a fat fuck is useful in this regard.

[TTfit]

If you had 250 pounds come hurling your way you would want to be fat instead of lean bro.

[BB]

Their job is to push people around. Being a fat fuck is useful in this regard.

Indeed, at those positions it's about taking up as much space, as athletically as possible.

[Fallsview]

If you had 250 pounds come hurling your way you would want to be fat instead of lean bro.

It's 250lbs going up against 250lbs. Totally useless when it comes to actually doing something other then creating a pile up. Lets face it, there are plenty of guys out there that are over 250lbs and looks much, much better than NFL lineman.




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[J. Richards]

why are you staring at fat men in skin tight pants?   

[Ronnie Rep]

It's 250lbs going up against 250lbs. Totally useless when it comes to actually doing something other then creating a pile up. Lets face it, there are plenty of guys out there that are over 250lbs and looks much, much better than NFL lineman.




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Skill!

[polychronopolous]

It's 250lbs going up against 250lbs. Totally useless when it comes to actually doing something other then creating a pile up. Lets face it, there are plenty of guys out there that are over 250lbs and looks much, much better than NFL lineman.




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If you are a lineman weighing 250 pounds in the NFL, it ain’t blubber. I can assure you of that.

[TTfit]

If you are a lineman weighing 250 pounds in the NFL, it ain’t blubber. I can assure you of that.

This too. Like power lifters looks can be deceiving. This guys are in great shape.

[WalterWhite]

This too. Like power lifters looks can be deceiving. This guys are in great shape.

Exactly. And not a bad gig for huge money.

[HTexan]

It's 250lbs going up against 250lbs. Totally useless when it comes to actually doing something other then creating a pile up. Lets face it, there are plenty of guys out there that are over 250lbs and looks much, much better than NFL lineman.




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Are you stupid? You expect real power based athletics to be ripped and pass out in the first 10 minutes?
Anyway most lose weight after retiring.

[Coach is Back!]

If you are a lineman weighing 250 pounds in the NFL, it ain’t blubber. I can assure you of that.

If you’re 250lbs and a linemen, chances are you ain’t in the NFL. You’re like at the high school level.

[HTexan]

If you’re 250lbs and a linemen, chances are you ain’t in the NFL. You’re like at the high school level.

Yup this. Maybe college.

[WalterWhite]

If you’re 250lbs and a linemen, chances are you ain’t in the NFL. You’re like at the high school level.

Thats a linebacker.

[Coach is Back!]

250 vs. 330 both In the NFL one a tight end the other a D-tackle

https://instagram.com/p/BV3rcRDhef9/

[sync pulse]

It is because in the 1980's, the Lyle Alzado era, Steroids were tolerated more.  Compare pictures of NFL players then with NFL players now.

[The True Adonis]

I notice people who take up for football players become highly irrational whereas in other areas they are more rational.  Something to do with man-love perhaps.

[oldtimer1]

Linemen in the NFL are incredibly powerful.  Top of the food chart are the guys in the NFL in terms of explosiveness.

[WalterWhite]

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[Fallsview]

Are you stupid? You expect real power based athletics to be ripped and pass out in the first 10 minutes?
Anyway most lose weight after retiring.

Are you? There are strongman here that weigh 300lbs and have no fat hanging over their pants.

They are SLOPPY FAT, from eating pancakes, chicken wings, and just plain junk.


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[HTexan]

Are you? There are strongman here that weigh 300lbs and have no fat hanging over their pants.

They are SLOPPY FAT, from eating pancakes, chicken wings, and just plain junk.


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Oh I get it, your getting nfl confused with your obese gay porn.

[Fallsview]

Oh I get it, your getting nfl confused with your obese gay porn.

What are you talking about?

You mean to tell me you think you have to have a fat jelly belly to be 6'3 and weigh 300 pounds?

You really are an uneducated serf.


These guys are carrying a large amount of fat in their midsections. They are not "blocky" but more like "Pears" that are over ripe.



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[polychronopolous]

Are you? There are strongman here that weigh 300lbs and have no fat hanging over their pants.

They are SLOPPY FAT, from eating pancakes, chicken wings, and just plain junk.


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Then why don’t they go to the NFL and show everyone how it’s done?

Earn tens of millions of dollars in the process.

[Zillotch]

fat people look gross and fuk football anyway... tards playing with a ball... lol

[Coach is Back!]

I notice people who take up for football players become highly irrational whereas in other areas they are more rational.  Something to do with man-love perhaps.

Isn't there a video of you back stage at a bodybuilding contest interviewing oiled up men in thongs?