For your paper on steroids, just tell your teacher "steroids are no big deal, stacking them is no big deal, in fact i'm on a cycle of some major shit right now just to add credibility to the story, so get off my back AND FUCK OFF OR I'LL RIP YER F---IN' UGLY HEAD OFF OF THAT PENCIL NECK YOU F---IN' PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU, I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU F---IN' BASTARDS!!!!!!!!
You'll get a really good grade.