LOL!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA.
ratherbebig, love your posts, but this is an asinine question if I've ever seen one, and I suspect you know that to. 
But to answer your question: men are better than women ON AVERAGE at strength, speed, virtually anything involving athletics, and comprise a disproportionate number of people in the upper echelons of IQ scores - scores that are above average - finally culminating at men being 70% of all people with IQs of 170 or higher. So men make up the overwhelming number of people at the very right side of the bell curve for virtually any cognitive trait.
By all means, feel free to ask me more silly, extremely obvious questions though. 
let's see here...
"It is a well known fact that in most cultures women live longer than men. In the United States, for instance, all races considered, women now live an average of 80.1 years, compared to 74.8 years for men. Hence, from a longevity standpoint, women score a point."
"Many studies have demonstrated that women have a higher pain tolerance than men—probably an evolutionary adaptation from childbirth."
"it is believed that women can live longer than men without food because women have more body fat and less muscle mass than men. Since fatty tissue needs far fewer calories than muscle, women have the double advantage during starvation of having less muscle (thus burning fewer calories) and more fat (thus having a greater amount of stored calories) which translates into a metabolic advantage during times of famine"
"Moreover, due to having less body mass than men, women use fewer natural resources (i.e. air, water, food, fuel, etc.) so women are naturally "greener" than men"
"In addition women generally seem to have higher social and emotional intelligence than men, are less violent and aggressive, are almost never serial killers or sexual sadists, and are far safer drivers (sorry guys, but it's true). In fact, a recent New York Times piece noted that men are found to drive faster overall, ignore traffic laws more often, take more (and greater) risks, and are involved in the majority of fatal crashes around the globe"
"Also, having two X chromosomes provides a huge health advantage, which is clearly the case for X-linked diseases, such as color blindness, hemophilia and Duchenne's disease (a severe recessive X-linked form of muscular dystrophy). These diseases, caused by mutations on the X chromosome, nearly always affect only men. "