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Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« on: December 27, 2017, 10:46:46 AM »
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Congrats on your winning of this coveted award Matt!!   ;)
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2017, 10:48:33 AM »
and autism?
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2017, 10:53:24 AM »
Quote from: wes on December 27, 2017, 10:46:46 AM
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Congrats on your winning of this coveted award Matt!!   ;)


Fully agree!



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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2017, 11:05:11 AM »
Quote from: wes on December 27, 2017, 10:46:46 AM
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Congrats on your winning of this coveted award Matt!!   ;)

Rumored to have one hell of a hog on him too. Congrats, Matt.

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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2017, 11:10:49 AM »
Fully Agree providing the “handsome beyond belief” is reduced to “moderately handsome”
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2017, 11:40:47 AM »
matt c and matt t are both very good individuals,,  belong in the 2005-2012 era which is second to none ofcourse,,


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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2017, 12:31:38 PM »
Matt T. was of course the guy who coined the brilliant and immortal phrase, "Dubai, India."  What's he been up to lately?
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2017, 12:33:32 PM »
Quote from: Dan-O on December 27, 2017, 12:31:38 PM
Matt T. was of course the guy who coined the brilliant and immortal phrase, "Dubai, India."  What's he been up to lately?

Latest from Matt SickOrangutang

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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2017, 12:40:10 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on December 27, 2017, 12:33:32 PM
Latest from Matt SickOrangutang



Very nice!  He's looking well.
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2017, 01:10:42 PM »
Thunder Bay legend has it that if a young single mom on welfare cries out Matt C's name softly 3 times he will magically cum in the middle of the night, impregnate her and give her 18 years of child support, usually $1500-2000 per month which apparently is not too bad

It's like having a handsome santa, who at 170lbs with a 340 bench, instead of coming down your chimney he cums somwhere else, and leaves you a gift that keeps on giving every month
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2017, 01:12:35 PM »
Quote from: NelsonMuntz on December 27, 2017, 01:10:42 PM
Thunder Bay legend has it that if a young single mom on welfare cries out Matt C's name softly 3 times he will magically cum in the middle of the night, impregnate her and give her 18 years of child support, usually $1500-2000 per month which apparently is not too bad

It's like having a handsome santa, who at 170lbs with a 340 bench, instead of coming down your chimney he cums somwhere else, and leaves you a gift that keeps on giving every month
That only happens if he has a full on woody as opposed to a "parsh" !  :D
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2017, 01:23:02 PM »
Quote from: wes on December 27, 2017, 10:46:46 AM
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Congrats on your winning of this coveted award Matt!!   ;)

I know your just making a joke but....

Millionaire?

Handsome Beyond Belief?

Genius level?
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2017, 01:28:38 PM »
Quote from: NelsonMuntz on December 27, 2017, 01:10:42 PM
Thunder Bay legend has it that if a young single mom on welfare cries out Matt C's name softly 3 times he will magically cum in the middle of the night, impregnate her and give her 18 years of child support, usually $1500-2000 per month which apparently is not too bad

It's like having a handsome santa, who at 170lbs with a 340 bench, instead of coming down your chimney he cums somwhere else, and leaves you a gift that keeps on giving every month

It's possible Matt does not actually have intercourse with the women he's chosen to be his "baby mamas", but just provides sperm through artificial means.
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2017, 01:29:25 PM »
Quote from: JAGO on December 27, 2017, 11:05:11 AM
Rumored to have one hell of a hog on him too. Congrats, Matt.

J

-Never heard that rumor.
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2017, 01:30:22 PM »
Quote from: Primemuscle on December 27, 2017, 01:28:38 PM
It's possible Matt does not actually have intercourse with the women he's chosen to be his "baby mamas", but just provides sperm through artificial means.

are you implying he is gay?
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2017, 01:33:36 PM »
Quote from: NelsonMuntz on December 27, 2017, 01:10:42 PM
Thunder Bay legend has it that if a young single mom on welfare cries out Matt C's name softly 3 times he will magically cum in the middle of the night, impregnate her and give her 18 years of child support, usually $1500-2000 per month which apparently is not too bad

It's like having a handsome santa, who at 170lbs with a 340 bench, instead of coming down your chimney he cums somwhere else, and leaves you a gift that keeps on giving every month

LMAO this is gold.
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2017, 01:44:36 PM »
Quote from: Primemuscle on December 27, 2017, 01:23:02 PM
I know your just making a joke but....

Millionaire?

Handsome Beyond Belief?

Genius level?

All true.

He's in his Prime, so to speak.
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2017, 02:53:03 PM »
Ya All forgot to say "No Homo".. ;D
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2017, 02:56:01 PM »
Quote from: Primemuscle on December 27, 2017, 01:28:38 PM
It's possible Matt does not actually have intercourse with the women he's chosen to be his "baby mamas", but just provides sperm through artificial means.

you are a nice man, but like one of my close friends you just never get the fucking joke lol
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2017, 05:04:07 PM »
This thread gave me plantar faciitis.  :(
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2017, 05:42:42 PM »
Sympathy hump: That's what Matt likes to give. The "Sympathy bump", is the bulge of money in Matt's wallet that disappears every month.
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2017, 06:09:15 PM »
You forgot about all those certificates of participation, luxurious couch and trend setting lamp.

Also his incredible posing and back detail.
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2017, 06:26:00 PM »
Quote from: WalterWhite on December 27, 2017, 06:09:15 PM
You forgot about all those certificates of participation, luxurious couch and trend setting lamp.

Also his incredible posing and back detail.
Soft glutes, would not hit
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2017, 06:36:42 PM »
Quote from: WalterWhite on December 27, 2017, 06:09:15 PM
trend setting lamp.



;D

That living room  oozes wealth .
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Re: Getbigger of 2017 Matt C.
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2017, 06:42:25 PM »
I heard he was artistic?
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